我俾佢呢一句令我感到好愕然即時冇野好講收左我皮,冇諗過佢寧願賣身都想我教。219Please respect copyright.PENANA5uAct9gjM2
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「癡…癡線,你俾我我都唔搞你啦。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAhNeQpFJgky
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「怕左你啦,我暫且就唔收你錢,但我真係好廢架咋,你唔好指意我好勁。」219Please respect copyright.PENANA5JMcNdIgqg
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我幫我自己戴定個頭盔。219Please respect copyright.PENANAemJYHp35dd
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「得啦,即係你肯教我啦。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAkH0oULCIdD
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然後chole姐就拎左部手機出黎係疊功課隔離望住開晒濾鏡自拍準備po上ig story,上面寫住「巧開心 終於搵到個人幫我免費補習 考試巧辛苦架 但今次考試一定可以輕鬆carry~要努力啲!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAn4QV2yrmVc
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Mk妹真係Mk妹,一知道我會教佢就即刻po上ig曬命扮勤力,慌死冇人知道佢努力嘅一面,然而我亦都見到佢follow左好多男仔fd,佢應該成日同啲男仔玩。219Please respect copyright.PENANAl8YPPaydSC
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「洗唔洗咁做作啊,冇人會讚你架喎,衰左唔好賴我。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAamLqlfdPiw
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「乜撚野做作,我用功讀書架,教你就教啦咁多嗲。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAXSPbLnfaUU
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要我教你做野都咁冇禮貌,果然有其母必有其女。219Please respect copyright.PENANAyWmvZLUuwU
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然後我望向佢啲功課,見到一張工作紙上面寫左佢個名、班別學號,仲有學校名,原來佢真係叫樂兒,佢全名叫孔樂兒,5C班,13號,學校係我附近嘅一間band 3頭中學。219Please respect copyright.PENANAYdRc8Eo97x
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「咁你修咩科啊?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAJzkkH0oLXs
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「中史、生物。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAgQWK1vjxJK
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平時佢咁惡死竟然修中史呢啲咁沉悶嘅文科?219Please respect copyright.PENANAppLZfcVeAj
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「你真係好彩,我以前都係修中史,呢個勉強教到你少少。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAFlTCL9ovcd
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「雖然我修中史,亦熟讀中史,但我模擬試只係攞2,因為好多關鍵字都冇寫到出黎,所以我淨係齋講會好了得。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAYvhzhYQb86
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「乜你咁廢架,你淨係識齋講都攞到2?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAssMNtQlsrd
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佢見我冇料扮四條咁即刻串下我。219Please respect copyright.PENANAKY2SAH18dc
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「你唔好搵我教囉。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAzwV07nyi0i
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「咁你盡教囉,只係我中史係最差咁解。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAyyx6Jw0RtQ
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佢聽到我拎呢樣野做把柄佢都冇野好講死死地氣叫我教。219Please respect copyright.PENANAQVH7BtDVdc
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「但你教我英文先。」219Please respect copyright.PENANA9I0WsOnKOo
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英文?啲雞腸反而係我最差喎,我點教你?219Please respect copyright.PENANAW67MpxtiDo
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然後佢拎左張英文作文紙出黎做,呢個時候我先發現佢原來有幾手指係搽左層肉色嘅指甲油,加上佢手好白滑 ,更突顯佢對纖纖玉手嘅靚,估唔到mk妹都咁識得扮靚。219Please respect copyright.PENANA9VTSAsUmi6
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但佢唔會俾學校抓儀容咩?定佢搽肉色指甲油就係因為見可以過到骨?219Please respect copyright.PENANAM8LtJdd6tf
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「喂,peanut點串?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAuHUdDczTXt
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正當我陶醉緊佢啲指甲之時,突然佢問起我一個英文點串。219Please respect copyright.PENANARz7thk96iV
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「penis?咪p-e-n-i-s,乜你作文要寫陰莖呢個字架咩?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAqP1EudmmTD
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但peanut同penis嘅讀音有啲似,所以我聽錯左。219Please respect copyright.PENANA5zbkBeyuGl
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「笑死屌你唔好淨係掛住你碌鳩啦,peanut啊,即係花生。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAFl6YbFm883
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頂呢一刻我即刻尷到紅都面晒,我仲要好有自信咁串penis出黎,搞到佢笑到我面黃。219Please respect copyright.PENANAvDFDg7o8cQ
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「得得得幫緊你,我幫你Google translate下。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAQJambKjMIt
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「乜你英文咁廢架,ive喎,連隻英文單字都唔撚識,都唔明你點pass到。」219Please respect copyright.PENANALmdtdvusco
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然後我又俾佢串,其實我以前英文嘅模擬試只係啱啱好合格。219Please respect copyright.PENANAWS0O8FA7Hr
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「我咪講左我黎緊只係個ive仔,成績唔係好好,仲要英文我最差。」219Please respect copyright.PENANA2jvv0Rljtj
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「咁你查到未呀咁多嗲。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAhPBddBjWWm
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「查到啦,p-e-a-n-u-t。」219Please respect copyright.PENANALOkqYc1lyI
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然後chole姐繼續做佢嘅作文,佢竟然全程都唔洗我點幫佢,係好彩嘅,可能佢都知我英文唔係點幫到佢。219Please respect copyright.PENANAMminLbvQMT
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「bridge呢?點串。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAhoAC82BxOw
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過左一陣佢又問我某個英文點串,今次我好清楚聽到佢講咩啦。219Please respect copyright.PENANAJltkQw23Cr
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「bitch?咪b-i-t-c-h,你係咪講緊你自己哈哈。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAoODtacm5Fs
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我終於有機會串返佢,但佢作文可以寫粗口架咩?219Please respect copyright.PENANAQNkfKPu63V
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「屌你你就bitch。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAmw6RACKxYg
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然後chole姐一巴掌車左落我個頭,我感到一陣痛楚。219Please respect copyright.PENANAOAQyp9ByVj
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「哇好痛…」219Please respect copyright.PENANAeXctUgeHcn
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「抵死啦話鳩我,on9仔我話你英文白癡真係唔係扮架喎,bridge啊,橋啊,翻譯下啦智障。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAgc5iYYD6pg
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頂我又柒多次俾佢串鳩我,今次仲要打鳩我,佢兩個讀音實在太似,我自己都聽錯左,點解英文啲音要咁似粗口。219Please respect copyright.PENANA3eA91Aj8Ox
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「查到啦,b-r-i-d-g-e。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAeqqamZDVdm
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說罷佢繼續寫佢篇文…219Please respect copyright.PENANAJ971k3PONm
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做左大約一個鐘多啲,佢就做晒,然後拎俾我過目。219Please respect copyright.PENANAlKduTa5eBf
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「你拎去睇下我寫成點。」219Please respect copyright.PENANASftiAYXXfK
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我一睇之下令我嚇親,佢無論文筆、文法,就連結構組織等等都寫得好好,佢呢個程度起碼攞到3以上。219Please respect copyright.PENANAGceSga06Gb
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「其實你英文咁好點解仲要我過黎教你?仲好過我喎。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAXb2oSu2IRK
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「我就係想你過黎教我啊,吹咩?你黎做我嘅人肉翻譯機都好。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAxFKC8FLQw7
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咁咪即係當正佢成個娘娘咁,連翻譯都叫人幫佢,可惜我係唔會做爛口妹隻兵架。219Please respect copyright.PENANAgFmIaprwiL
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「況且我又唔係淨係叫你黎教我英文,其他科唔洗教嘅?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAemEnfWpN0h
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「咁你仲有咩要做啊小姐。」219Please respect copyright.PENANATZihZVMN6K
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「中史囉,咁啱有張工作紙要做。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAgGAlYx6sdG
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Chole姐從佢疊功課攞出幾張工作紙出黎,第一part係問答黎。219Please respect copyright.PENANAOhQG8kUzSX
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「我唔想睇書,你直接講答案我知啦。」219Please respect copyright.PENANA24et58qPpU
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「乜你咁懶,揭書都覺得麻煩,明明書中自有黃金屋。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAPLHWGsL3zI
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啪!219Please respect copyright.PENANA5wNJfRp88P
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我又俾佢從後打左我一下。219Please respect copyright.PENANAzBaCuGZOgG
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「我黃你老味,叫你講就講啦咁多嗲,叫得你黎幫我睇書黎托呀,明明你仲要吹到中史好撚勁咁。」219Please respect copyright.PENANA2aY5bD4KJk
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條mk妹真係好撚暴力,一言不合就打人,真係唔知點解我仲會有心教佢。219Please respect copyright.PENANAXs6361JEHU
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「好好你冷靜啲,等我睇地睇下啲題目。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAySgpdvKjM1
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第一題係問李隆基係邊個皇帝。219Please respect copyright.PENANAqFLif3HCyE
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「你係咪連第一題咁簡單都唔識?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAPcskFqNsvZ
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「識就唔洗問你啦,你係咪又多嗲?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAU4JGZkdfba
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「咪係唐玄宗囉,寫啦。」219Please respect copyright.PENANATvFMw5Cykt
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我快快趣講個答案出黎,費事佢就一巴車落黎。219Please respect copyright.PENANAkP2VGkZNFd
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「原來佢就係唐玄宗,我幾鐘意呢條友。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAmNi24DVjaI
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又話自己唔識歷史嘅,冇啦啦又會識佢乜水?219Please respect copyright.PENANAaMGejTXwJx
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「你鐘意佢都冇用啦,人地鐘意肥婆架,你瘦到成鵬骨咁返到去都一定俾人地流放去大西北。」219Please respect copyright.PENANA9mqUYTQuN1
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我心入面忍唔住暗爽以我嘅歷史知識串返佢。219Please respect copyright.PENANANdVIWKplFi
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啪!219Please respect copyright.PENANARHJEzWv4Ye
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突然我又俾佢大大力打左一下。219Please respect copyright.PENANAXRTGdrpZQs
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「屌你我鐘意邊個關你撚事,洗唔洗你管?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAut4qxUPGlE
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的確係嘅,我又唔係你邊個,點管到你咁多,你識邊個都唔關我事…on9我諗呢啲做乜,做咩冇啦啦咁著緊佢,佢識邊個真係唔關我事。219Please respect copyright.PENANAKqSo1EScV6
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「冷靜冷靜唔關我事,我地繼續。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAIB0hZ4vf1V
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然後好快我講晒問答題啲答案佢聽,問答呢一part好快就搞掂左,跟住就去到長問題。219Please respect copyright.PENANAVtw7kCFerV
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「跟住嗰啲點搞啊?」219Please respect copyright.PENANAuSQWy4WjYh
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「你寫左第一題先,佢問你秦滅左邊六個國,就係齊楚燕韓趙魏。」219Please respect copyright.PENANAyF1QzzX2Ua
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對我呢啲鐘意歷史嘅人黎講,呢啲國名我唔洗記都識,簡單啦~219Please respect copyright.PENANAuaoZJk5I6m
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「有啲料到喎中史撚。」219Please respect copyright.PENANARl2WSyI1E7
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「當然,繼續作戰!」219Please respect copyright.PENANAgufEFCssCa
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呢刻嘅我遇到中史充滿自信,題題輕鬆KO、如入無人之境。219Please respect copyright.PENANAvOfURbOBfw
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「跟住呢題承上題,佢問你六國滅亡嘅過程同成因,8分長答題黎,睇下呢題點樣收你皮。」219Please respect copyright.PENANARK8VP8J1ia