「阿洋，你睇下前面條女真係好撚J咁，過去J下佢先啦。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC35kpGCeq
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「好啊，我都覺得幾唔錯，上啦。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFU7tBm7nUi
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然後我地行入去人群睇左陣條女跳舞，亦都同班人一齊歡呼同跟住音樂high左一陣。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhTug54Yw6
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之後我地搵左個位一齊飲酒，我自認自己酒量唔好平時亦好少飲，我屌佢一黎就叫支Vodka 40幾%酒精，想飲撚死我咩。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTCaVBNb2S
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「哇我屌你一黎就Vodka，我俾人執屍都似啦。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBCBYedUuq
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1BqgalvfA
「出黎玩就要盡慶嘛，醉左就可以忘記一切煩憂、快樂過神仙，你唔係都想咁咩？」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQAWHIjatk
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「OK啊，的士錢係咪你俾先。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79oXUr8nCc
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「屌你啦，你咁講嘅話，最多我地溝一半茶囉，酒一半茶一半。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnnPlb8KjZ
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aVfo4rsTH
「算你仲有啲人性。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03jloMx3bD
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雖然溝一半茶，但對我黎講濃度一定都仲好高，但都好過齋飲Vodka架啦，出得黎玩就唔好乜野都唔敢試，要盡慶！156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsjxAn7Ef6
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「嗱，依家我地玩酒game猜枚，猜輸嗰個飲半杯。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqqp37Q1zS
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然後我地就猜起枚上黎，仆街唔猜都由是可，一猜就舖舖都輸咁濟，156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHeCZXBM1B
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本來開頭都好地地，我好興奮係咁罐鳩佢飲酒，到佢飲到Wing wing地嗰陣佢竟然黎個逆襲罐返我轉頭，然後就舖舖都我飲咁濟，果然風水輪流轉。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHAELvt08p
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過左唔知幾耐，我地總共叫左3枝Vodka溝茶飲晒，我倆雙雙都醉晒，周圍都天旋地轉好wing，我地見大家都飲夠就停左酒，然後我地埋單搖住咁行出門口。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZjK5oVNmF
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JvJJXTPNu
「洋腸方你醉啦，我…我都未走…你就話走，哈哈。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PwPK7qrWG
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1cPdL2WfV
阿誠疾下疾下咁指住我話我醉，開始胡言亂語。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FJeFehD5L
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8IbwaDnw8
「你就醉，明明係你話…話走先嘅，我抓住條女黎屌都仲得，我點會醉。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAg59iKQci
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JhqY0n6Rn
我地大家都開始胡言亂語，雖然我的確好wing，但都唔會認醉，藉此證明我酒量係好過對方，可能呢個就係點解通常啲人飲醉但又堅決話自己冇醉。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmkz1m2RJl
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「你抓住佢黎屌，我…我抱起佢黎屌仲得，你唔得架啦，算把啦哈哈…」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3D86IQYYU
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趴！156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOaFwtOKEa
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正當佢笑緊嗰陣，突然kick一kick佢就向前仆左落地下。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQbokmB7Ig
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「哈哈傻仔，仆晒街你仲話冇醉？醉就認撚左佢啦，哈哈。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf079MmpsPe
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果然睇人仆街最開心，呢一刻嘅我睇住佢趴左係地下冇野講成個傻仔咁真係笑到見牙唔見眼，156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge9T7spBjb
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBaKj5IaZo
然後我笑下笑下突然覺得好急尿，一定係頭先飲太多酒。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGMhJSz08V
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rQHJTiNsO
「喂臭誠，我唔理你住我急尿去搵廁所揸個水先，你…你係度等我。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuD3pqx8Ti
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqhzuNlm1E
然後我就先行一步左搖右擺咁行左去前面，但我都擰轉頭再望多次阿誠，見到佢爬左起身向住個坑渠嘔緊。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1npVHHHuZX
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uYdMlCpYu
「哈哈哈傻仔，啱啱唔係好威咩，依家做咩嘔到七彩，哈哈。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFLrljquzC
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPBX4Ej5O1
見到阿誠嘔得咁辛苦，我再次按奈不住笑左出黎，好彩我冇佢咁樣衰。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYIwUczAzA
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5GvNdZwes
我擰返轉頭繼續行，行左一陣我都搵唔到廁所，只知道周圍天旋地轉，然後我行下行下入左一個好黑嘅地方、嗰度亦比較靜，我望返後面係好多燈光，我慢慢意識到我行左入後巷。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l8xx2L0dR
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「屌你老味老蘭唔係好多女瞓低俾人執屍架咩，依家一條女都冇嘅？」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CKjPMmWmw
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwNhAV97Lf
以前聽聞老蘭好多人執屍，就連我表姐夫個fd都係呢度執過，以為周街都會有女瞓係度，但依家連條屍嘅影都唔見所以係度胡言亂語屌左下。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfP2bKHuMT
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咁我見行左入後巷人少少就唔理三七廿一，行埋牆邊痾左先算，因為實在太急就黎瀨。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeiugvefSI
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…156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3iZVt7L4F
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「屌你老味，舒服晒，谷撚到膀胱都爆。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1FAXpXvv7
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK2NPqYZJz
然後過左分幾鐘我終於痾完，我成個人舒服晒，我按奈不住內心嗰種舒暢再屌左一聲出黎，係啊，你冇聽錯，我係痾左分幾鐘嘅尿，可想而知我呢篤尿有幾長、我有幾急。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfY3Z4PHVAk
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痾完後我就搖下搖下咁行返出去有燈光嘅地方，156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0mRSnFP4H
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaYFEjaZJ3
當我行到後巷入口差唔多出到去嘅時候，突然一陣寒風吹過，我打左一下冷震，156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTy0DIhbD4C
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我向後望左望，咩都冇，只有黑漆漆嘅後巷，我心諗應該係隔離舖頭啲冷氣風黎姐，然後我就冇理繼續行。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbnmuAs3Vl
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好彩老蘭唔算好大，我wing住咁摸左一陣路之後就去返頭先個位，見到阿誠佢攬住枝燈柱，156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bf69kz5kR
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再行近啲，原來佢攬住枝燈柱瞓著左，做左個「柱男」，仲要流晒口水，我當膛又笑左出黎。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMAd5OBrdz
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「哈哈，喂柱男，起身屌閪啦，唔好再發春夢。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge1EYC49bG
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYowIDc8kmC
我笑住拍左拍佢膊頭叫佢起身，然後佢慢慢打開對眼，迷迷糊糊咁望住我。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXk7GMmFXn
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「屌你咩去廁所去咁耐，耐到我眼瞓到攬住條女恰著左都唔知。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUiD5QZhMt
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zDB8ALmkE
「傻仔，你邊度有女，燈柱黎架，哈哈哈…」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGCxUF2Yag
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvKLXxXdcM
見佢咁on9我不斷恥笑佢。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnoXKQPLV9
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「我屌燈柱黎嘅！？我啱先仲係咁同佢打茄輪。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIECEc3Um2
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jv6Yfdeu6
佢望一望佢攬住前面嘅野，見到係燈柱之後立即彈開左。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SaDDAoKqE
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y98kqZKrP
「哈哈on9仔，唔怪得你瞓到流晒口水，你恨女恨到當左條燈柱係你條女啦。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduto9YxTzD
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvG8XiglNf
「屌，我…我啱先真係見到有條女過黎攬住我架，我仲好興奮諗我終於食到女，心諗機不可失就即刻係咁同佢打茄輪，點…點知原來係條燈柱，屌！」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC6lsWws5i
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0E3LRkLEh
阿誠將佢頭先嘅經歷過晒出黎，然後都學我屌左一聲出黎。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWC8HgM4GK
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ISQIWhIqQ
「你嘅春夢黎姐，連登見啦，頭先一定好多人影左你相啦你咁奇芭，哈哈！」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31TsY0oWBm
156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wk50bii7W
「屌仆街，諗起都覺得柒，快啲飛的返去啦，我唔…唔想再係呢度獻世啦。」156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzMFnuhbgn
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然後我地就慢慢行返落街度截的士返歸，一上到的士大家講完各自嘅地址後就一齊瞓著左，冇錯，佢亦都再瞓過，佢真係好好瞓，156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Gl2ykFZl0
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經過咁激昂同開心嘅呢一晚，我嘅煩憂又好似真係已經忘記得一亁二淨。156Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWrMDyGRGM
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