* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowwvmL7vLt
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出阵中——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaEIJr01IW
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJNpyeuBio
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSx92Yrm78
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7v0OdCdCX
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnxB5eBJnS
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq7wnNJsJR
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWc0nrAn4w
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1IUDVVezH
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL5HsITKxf
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRLN3Rxx8L
烛台：大概吧……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QAZb8raWd
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUPrXoRrRs
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不久之后——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqBlbdKYK4
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNabW4dLEbX
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eTSuRFMsh
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskrcyO866W
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOHMSvhCeZ
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX5qV2drxo
蜂须贺：……（怨气）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibWFYP2HbF
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHxroAYaUu
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回到本丸后——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk47HLSlyw
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwOLZTwuLR
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHnYLssYui
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdQcsNFUYm
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡni7wzoH2uu
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGuXbMvmtg
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdjWQMm1ZI
长曾弥：乐意之至。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNB6HnvOHau
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAMnKhtAqu
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN86rA9ANVt
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVMb8l3mjq
豆丁：联络感情？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn5aq8G9kb
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnaR5iRCeG
豆丁：可以出去看吗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AuV1DPUI4
烛台：可以……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wYEEFl2iJ
豆丁：哇！太好了！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3uFA8dKSi
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKz0ABKXQN
豆丁：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4A5lFn386
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再次出阵时——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOsc0FNomi
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1MJZ5K4wc
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcPEsvNTli
蜂须贺：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVUg0EI0nw
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不久之后——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2He7db8ZLg
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbVVHJ6Grr
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuctYe0vCW
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ433Oz8aOIM
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb71iAoDjTx
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiRsYE1uz2
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyTq9XIV7L
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5hBOXk0dh
长曾弥：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6DBIwBZgj
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回到本丸后——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYPPYx99tJ
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jCHtarD7c
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyV1Ef57d3
（远处传来对话）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECslgisRar
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEeRbwPDza
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvZSfTegrR
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfONK8GEi6I
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbr3ztMH6G
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6b8oah1Wvb
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqJjXswBo9
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFlbavXnw2
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQuK6PF2VI
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后来——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DEDEzaVZG
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqamK1NNkfn
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvRPdmbg3L
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OV5joFIX6
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0VV0IlaHN
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQUP7TPblV
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再后来——27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtqnwjbNiI
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQYIyNSFco
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkOf3CGT8C
浦岛：一期……哥好。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSVOIoppFe
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApJYlmjs1D
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCZOr1zoLz
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）