* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTVnAgTelW
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出阵中——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlBN4vBFPd
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaEc7GEC0A
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dPxcZSNoV
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fMcMuYCfe
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5vm44DUIs
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSXITIu6vC
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVo2qPH4PD
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq2Zz2mODy
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1r4RciyFG
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOON4Enslq
烛台：大概吧……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNFpPVyKEF
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ65JlEQsnB
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不久之后——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERYGhmvyKo
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKa97KSw34
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgU4X6L6nJ
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN0tqkaFEE
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmDay9BddX
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSua8e52XC0
蜂须贺：……（怨气）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdUBbZCvgQ
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKOd86sxFH
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回到本丸后——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqS9H4KrU1
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y1MdtSfoX
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXSlnaYGsV
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWxEOr9ba8
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaA4HyLyIcB
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL4NWnPU4u
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVP8ZKrxzh
长曾弥：乐意之至。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eIMz2y7tx
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZbyhsWGQk
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zWbYd0CPW
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpRR7nGrFz
豆丁：联络感情？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvFLcF46yG
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQnXH1diax
豆丁：可以出去看吗？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw46itwnRF
烛台：可以……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovRhpnzJZp
豆丁：哇！太好了！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhloHonkJX
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmhgXe1O2y
豆丁：……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTSwvgwspi
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再次出阵时——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsOh1YTYfD
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡff8zIhWi1B
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYpsDHsHp0
蜂须贺：……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvHrv2OocW
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不久之后——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVLnlTLARP
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiaJPQHHbG
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KozVkMt6a
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8GLHWdfui
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64DWzY1FuV
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYDjpDF1Bi
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjNArHcpAC
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaVQS36ApN
长曾弥：……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWhza32SvK
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回到本丸后——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g5CAPEaVq
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMK6brgB76
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm5dtdJvxj
（远处传来对话）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmzua8pCTo
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuoS7aWkM8
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQftGgVIAJl
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1H30yz16h
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcaOUJCxvP
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodFxVoF4vZ
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYesbJsuFN
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqz9XR09AL
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRk0RfBcDVZ
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后来——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPQdjKi3WF
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYKKrfHGvo
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbSpt2XPqw
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSIr4R0OJx
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbt169Qr0X
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYaLQLDxB4
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再后来——28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5WmXTM1JU
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn13Cm3dtPR
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLjiAZFyQ1
浦岛：一期……哥好。28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9z3ID1teQV
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGepta7WzD
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）28Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkPQd01JgM
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）