Dusk began to fall as Nicholas Anthony walked happily away from his rendezvous with Sharlto. With a joint in hand, and a now trusty ally on call, he felt at ease with his current situation. Leaving the wrought iron gates of Pornoria Gardens, Nicholas jogged to the other side of the road narrowly missing a speeding car with high volume bassy pornography playing.
The sky was broken with cracks of orange amongst the black, and as he admired its apocalyptic beauty the sound of distressed panting filled his ears. Nanthony shot around to find a young sweaty and distressed man barely able to stand behind him.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTdocy2rS7
“Oh my god you’ve gotta help me, please I beg you, I’ll do anything please just don’t let them get me!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvvXphUAfb
Nicholas took a deep drag of his joint knowing full well something was about to unfold.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUScLX5wpwD
“Settle down my dude, what the fuck is going on? Who’s gonna get you?”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxSuvKEHmW
“It’s The Others, they’re coming we have to go now!!.”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjhUzR3Jfc
“The Others? Who are they?”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONusbu3xGv
“I took a shortcut home from work, they saw me and they’ve been following me, do you have a car? I will pay you as many Porn Coins as you want I don’t care I just wanna get out of here now please I’m begging you.”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWHuGt5pvW
“It sounds like you’ve gotten yourself into a hell of a situation man, but rest easy, My car is just around the cor..”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkIvmC6n4O
Before Nicholas could finish, the heavy sound of steel tipped boots could be heard ominously and loudly banging on the pavement, nearing closer and closer.
Nicholas turned his head to the mouth of the street to see a 6 foot tall man in a floral dress and combat boots terminator sprinting toward them. The poorly applied lipstick and facial hair was an immediate giveaway.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGoy4KxINO
“Is that one of The Others you were talking about?’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAVAL2q7Uv
“Yes that’s them, fucking run we need to get to your car!!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmepBQYAaDP
Nicholas and the distressed man hastily made their way to the car.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcunTmwe56w
Inserting the key into the ignition the Prius’ lit up into action, the sound of hardcore pornography automatically played as Nicholas stepped on the accelerator.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuAwBRcxot
“Faster faster it’s gaining on us!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFAYpFONfL
Nick looked in the rear view mirror to see The Other running like an athlete in an apocalypse toward the car. Steadily gaining on them.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14M3ecrZOj
‘We’re fucked we’re so fucked I don’t wanna die I don’t wanna die.’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgVOuJgu0K
Nick once again peered into the rear vision mirror and as he did the man lunged onto the back of the car, narrowly avoiding slipping off.’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJC2W1MS4m
The man tore a piece of dress off with his teeth and wrapped it around his hand. The sound of glass breaking deafened their ears. The back window collapsed in on itself as the whining grunts of the sinister non-binary pursuant struck fear into their very souls.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuku4IdH77y
Nick took a final deep drag of his joint and looked over at his distressed passenger.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUxuQgVA0t
“Hey buddy, buckle up.”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4rjl5Uvwl
The man shot Nick a frightened look and fastened his seatbelt immediately.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjvTqtODOr
The Other had almost oozed his way into the back seat of the car as the smell of undeniably male body odour and mental illness stung their nostrils.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRjVCbSW3r
Nicholas turned around and shot a look at the dress wearing porn sick beast of the night clinging onto the back of the car.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdQ9ZNKe6l
“The boogeyman isn’t real.
I don’t believe in the boogeyman.”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQzWwBx13n
As the words left his mouth he slammed his foot down on the breaks. The pre-op floral enthusiasts body was violently flung through the car into the interior windscreen. With his vision obscured Nanthony lost control of the vehicle and slammed into a tree.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8xVYJE8iz
A deafening bang was heard as the Prius’ battery block exploded into a ball of flames. The Others body was wedged through the front of the windscreen, exposing a large scrotum adorning a beetroot red micro penis.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFJv1UpZf2
“Wow you fucking smoked that thing!! I didn’t know they could be killed!!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGwKqMdf1K
“That guy in a dress? Everyone’s gotta punch their fuckin’ time card soon enough, why is that soy boy immune?”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpP5QvxHohv
Nicholas and the nervous man sprinted from the car wreck and ran for as long as they could muster. Finally finding a bridge to rest under out of sight they fell to their knees gasping for air.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGNgHHvRjt
‘What was that thing? It dressed like a woman but had the physical stature and prowess of a man!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmKAERfIdt
“It was one of The Others!!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbx5mMS9s5
“But what are they!?”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsmNAD1Ivd
“You really don’t know?!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUSiwhPI1U
“No I fucking don’t, tell me! We nearly just died!”
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU54PYFeX8
“Ok ok. They’re men.. just like you or I, who’ve been sick for a very very long time, some say they were sick before the fall. Some say they became sick post mandate. Nevertheless, they have delved into some of the deepest and darkest depths of the pornographic world, and as such have been twisted and contorted by the content. They hunt healthy men, and sometimes even other sick men. They are machines, driven by an infernal desire to turn those of us who would assume their gender.
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmBBbUPAST
‘What the fuck, why don’t the police do something?’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLafpFqrG4A
‘The police leave them alone, as their condition is a result of engaging in too much pornographic media. How would they punish them? Make them watch more porn? It’s not worth the paperwork.’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l3L5fham0
‘Fuckk.. so they’re acting with total impunity? Running unbridled throughout society hunting and seeking our nut sacks. That’s frightening. I can’t believe I didn’t know about this sooner!’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXYmSmmcox
‘Well now you know! I can’t thank you enough for rescuing me, here’s all the Porn Coins I have on me, it’s not much but it’s all I have!’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORb5KUjXqh
‘Nah man forget the Coins, you taught me some valuable shit today, and we ended up turning that mixed up maxi dress wearing freak into a crispy critter. It wasn’t half bad a day really.’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9INGoZH5B
‘Really? We nearly died, and your car is totally destroyed!’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN49qLv7AH
‘Fuck it, it’s a Prius.’
211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKhIxUVXHI
Nick high fived the nervous man and walked off home like a hero. With a stomach full of Xanax and a breadth of new knowledge to fight the impending Porn War, he felt more in control of his own destiny than ever before.
ns 15.158.61.17da2
