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以往潔白空空只擺拜墊給人叩首的鑾堂，給人叩啥咪攏謀的白牆掛上黃色清亮的掛布，掛布兩側上還貼了＂主敬存誠、守默語戒＂的掛紙，還放置佛桌，佛桌如同階梯一般地有兩層，第一層掛畫著觀世音菩薩慈眉善目的圖，掛畫下又是一尊木雕的觀世音菩薩，那觀世音菩薩的佛像後擺上一盞寫了無極的金黃色佛燈，佛像旁放了四杯白瓷的敬茶，在佛像兩側還擺上了美麗的供花；第二層是配合當季季節所擺放的水果，水果前是金爐和兩旁的兩盞金色的佛燈，佛桌地下放了加高的六個木製跪墊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD4TqoSXLT
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「臭老哥，你應該慶幸正好最近鑾堂要辦道設臨時佛堂，讓人拜拜開九龍玄天竅增長智慧，超拔久玄七組，讓你的好兄弟還有救。」蘇如亂對凌不亂道74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pylLntdlv
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「欸！姑姑的鑾堂一向不是走啥米攏謀的空空如也風嗎？怎麼一下子就拿出有形象的東西來？」凌不亂以前老是聽她姑姑講什麼地問：「還老愛靈山靈山地講啥來著？」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYHd1balvy
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「佛在靈山莫遠求，靈山只在汝心頭；人人有個靈山塔，好向靈山塔下修。」蘇如亂搖頭輕嘆：「姑姑都講tＮ遍連我都快聽到長繭，沒藥救老哥還記不住。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S028BX66O
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「對對對！不是老追求無形無像的最高境界，要一堆人像白癡一樣對白牆叩首，還拿出有形象的東西給人拜拜衝啥？」凌不亂問74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHIl6xoOlI
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「有些善信須看形象才會安心，我也是配合眾生需求。」蘇清悅脾氣良好似乎不因姪子的話出現輕輕聲地替凌不亂解惑74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZbCzmWdVs
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凌恆亂也想幫藍皓賢一把地替凌不亂邀約琉璃院晴生和貞德來，而藍皓賢自己在約了易葉紓過來，易葉紓本來一點都不想前來，可是看在藍皓賢要是掛點就沒僕人可以奴役的份上，勉強答應。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2Znb9kfLS
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被邀約而先到來的人是易葉紓，他正想往在臨時佛堂沒事還在坐在一邊與藍皓賢聊起天來的凌不亂那裡去時，見到一抹熟悉的影子難得端莊賢淑地穿起裡面是白衫外邊套了個深藍色的背心，腰下是長及蓋腿的深藍裙，正忙進忙出地指導前來拜觀音的善信安排位置，易葉紓然是先上前找問她地道：「顏姊？你怎麼在這裡？」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbNM7rwJ4p
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「疑！葉紓，你怎麼這麼難得會來這？」顏若樺驚地問74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D5pa49L5k
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她平時不是最討厭佛堂之類或廟宇的地方嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGTeZday93
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「替快掛點的僕人２號添添壽，開啟九龍玄天竅。」易葉紓對藍皓賢那方向一指74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzcZnTJWIU
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「你要拜拜開智慧？」顏若樺聽懂地道：「在你小時候我就帶你來過佛堂開啟智慧竅了，你不用再拜拜了啦！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXKgAl194Q
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「有嗎？我怎麼沒印象？」易葉紓疑地問74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvb8rBhMPc
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「那時你才幾歲，怎麼可能記得。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ev7tdQ2g9
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「不過，顏姊怎麼會在這？平時斬妖除魔順便砍砍舅舅外，應該是靜不下來在這地方穿得這麼女人味。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1C3QhLbv0
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「這裡鑾堂的師姐蘇清悅是我大學時代的朋友，有空我就會過來幫幫她的忙。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrohAPREOAV
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凌恆亂帶琉璃院晴生和貞德到來時，見到比他們早一步來的易葉紓對凌不亂和藍皓賢掰別道：「顏姊說我已經開過九龍玄天竅，看來大羅神仙也就不了你，你自求多福吧！明年你的忌日我至少會給你去順路上香一下。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSoRtm7ccK
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「明年才不會有我的忌日！沒你還有兩個大羅神仙能救我一把！」藍皓賢被唱衰地怒回74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT0xZPxJEK
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還有琉璃院晴生和貞德這兩位！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFslDT9uqi
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凌恆亂先幫兩名外國人帶去櫃台跟其他善信一樣掛聖號，而掛聖號還有一個步驟要做。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOLBZvkEIK
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「請兩位先生繳功德費。」櫃台師姐道74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazXgwDIwcE
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「功德費？」兩位外國人同聲地問74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67zQhPBMCR
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「就是給捐錢的意思，你們就意思意思青菜給個幾百塊施捨一下。」凌不亂講解的很沒誠意地道74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJw87e40Wq
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「臭老哥！」蘇如亂氣地罵道：「別亂教外國人曲解功德費的意思！地上功德款是未來天上的功德金！」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlYeR9JidR
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「沒差啦！攏感款！」凌不亂掏掏耳朵沒在理地道74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zu4yvZ5lW
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琉璃院晴生入境隨俗地掏出鈔票，非常闊氣地出手就是一張一萬塊日幣的鈔票，貞德也同他地拿出一張英國鈔票捐獻。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssPRMMkIht
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「你們兩個是沒台幣嗎？都拿自己國家的鈔票炫耀財力嗎？」凌不亂問74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOnwRAOcz0
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一萬塊日幣換算成台幣已經不知道是多少錢，何況是英國的貨幣，真是好野人．．．．．74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AGjtSGnZY
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「那一萬塊是我財布（錢包）僅剩的錢．．．」琉璃院晴生好像很不得已地在道：「其他的都不是台幣，而都是信用卡，拿不出台幣來．．．．．」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGC45POKhG
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你這傢伙太可惡了！還拿信用卡炫耀自己多有錢！！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWXSCluqSi
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可惡的有錢人！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKk2npHfnZ
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想我每月拚死拚活的打工薪水也沒琉璃院晴生多！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jnM4YLoMm
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「那是我這個月唯一僅的生活費．．．．」當凌不亂以為貞德沒琉璃院晴生那麼誇張時又道：「其他的百萬英幣還未從戶頭提領出來換成台幣．．．．」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUUO3GiVH5
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你ㄚ的！你們這兩個外國人都一樣可惡！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjGcXmi7AN
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還有沒提款出來用的！！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTYOqVwur0
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藍皓賢在前三天就照著蘇如亂的話先吃素三天，好像是為了禮敬仙佛的樣子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWVnImWHrU
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藍母還以為他吃錯藥怎麼這麼想不開想多地以為他要出家當和尚去．．．．．74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAjqS9Tx53
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三天三餐都是青菜青菜的悲哀日子，無肉不歡的他咬牙忍過，每每轉頭看向還拿黑令旗怨怒的可怕女鬼破壞死光瞪的他毛骨悚然，他嚇得都快魂飛魄散。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3E95ANAZT
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真不是到凌家那兩兄弟怎麼有辦法青菜青菜這麼多年？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghELPB2j4Z
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難怪凌不亂的人生都是青菜青菜地打混下去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfqMw38ieV
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一位大羅神仙琉璃院晴生接到一通緊急電話，一臉歉意地抱歉後，匆匆離去，凌不亂還特別送他出去，回來時，凌不亂有些幸災樂禍地安慰藍皓賢道：「欸！我剛剛目送琉璃院走時，看到他後面有一拖拉庫比你身邊那個勾勾纏的女鬼還多的黑令旗大軍追跟去，怨氣滿載到我差點掃到鬼風尾。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mdxjFl8O2
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琉璃院晴生似乎不在意地搭車走人，希望他能見到隔天的太陽。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrIs2z3IpW
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「．．．．．．」藍皓賢無言74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgesV5BIM2X
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原來還有比他更．．．．．．．74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjNSCYIoJA
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辦道開始後，藍皓賢跟著其他善信在佛堂外耐心等候，而凌不亂已經無聊地掏出手機打發時間。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFpGuhWfwX
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凌不亂才玩手機到一半，發現佛堂內炫目斑斕地發出刺眼的金光蓋過他手機螢幕的亮光，讓他一時失手把憤怒鳥給玩輸沒解決掉任何一隻豬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpza3YNRrdf
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凌不亂怒地抬頭要找放閃光的光源，發現為數眾多的穿著古代服裝的仙人閃眼地一一飛閃穿入佛堂的門內，而更讓凌不亂閃眼的是那些仙人，而是一般人眾所皆知的五大尊仙佛幾乎有好幾層高樓般地更為尊大的出現在佛堂外的上空漂浮著，他揉揉眼，不是他青瞑（瞎）了吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IUasmjCak
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坐在超大蓮花上的觀世音菩薩、面容紅通潤色，手持刀面龍紋的銀亮偃月彎刀、笑呵呵同樣坐在超大蓮花上俯瞰眾生的彌勒佛、八仙過海的傳奇人物呂洞賓、還有上次把他珍藏版的棋魂棋盤價值給破壞的濟公．．．．．74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnZ11UIH09
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「欸！你快看看那！！」凌不亂指著五大尊亮眼的仙佛搖搖已經等到打睏的藍皓賢74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkbzYvXTZd
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「吵什麼？不知道我這幾日被那女鬼弄到沒睡好嗎？」藍皓賢睜被搖的睜開黑眼圈的雙眼打欠的問74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO8mRui2Wh
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「那裡啊！！！」凌不亂驚地指道74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIVcOZchRk
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「藍天白雲，艷陽高照，你是要我賞鳥嗎？」藍皓賢往凌不亂指的方向看去，只有幾隻麻雀飛越過去74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFPSw7MWfP
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「你看不到嗎！亮到快閃瞎眼的．．．．．」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6926YeAQD
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鼎鼎有名的仙佛啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN89lTtw16
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還有一個是曾經作弄我的濟公！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgMbzu4UWR
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凌不亂看藍皓賢依然是一臉疑惑地要他不要捉弄他，凌不亂改找凌恆亂問，凌恆亂答案也跟藍皓賢的答案一樣，大白天的，他眼睛難不成真的青暝（瞎）了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hTGjozw96
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還是我產生幻覺？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SspG5qcgU
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為什麼我看的到，大家都看不到呢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEUxa70tYR
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「大哥。」蘇如亂將一直不禮貌地拿手指指向仙佛的舉動去問人，抓到一旁道：「你沒青暝（瞎），一般人沒天眼或有後天修持是看不到的，你在這麼沒禮貌的拿指向佛，當心我把你的手掰灣。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2BVPQT4iD
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蘇如亂很習慣這種仙仙佛佛的場景，反正他自小就有關不上的天眼，沒想到臭大哥還能看到，不愧是兄妹命中注定要強迫中獎看到一些異於常人的東西。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEHknfLYii
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凌不亂自從打開九龍玄天竅已經很習慣看那些鬼鬼怪怪和過年那次帶旅行團見識過各種不同的仙妖外，這次又見到那五尊超超超超超大的仙佛，那亮眼的佛光耀眼的讓他有些不適應，早知道他就帶墨鏡來，他的憤怒鳥才玩到第三回合就掛點，現在又亮的半死，佛光普照眾生是沒有開關嗎？可以關掉讓他好好打個憤怒鳥嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFRp4UDm4A
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