
十二月寒風不減威力的橫掃全台灣,即便已經全球暖化的氣候異常,天氣搞得亂七八糟,可台灣的氣候還是照常運行,凌不亂還是全副武裝地穿著禦寒衣物地走在為了新一期新出的輕小說”御天狩”的出門。131Please respect copyright.PENANAEYHERKFmMe
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自陪藍皓賢要解救他差點英年早逝的生命後,凌不亂青暝(瞎)的指數越來越嚴重,路上形形色色的路人肩上插著各種顏色的旗子,由於他也很好奇那些旗子是什麼東西,他偶爾也會去請教一下神通廣大又不准叫他蘇仙姑的蘇如亂,蘇如亂不想三不五時的被CALL應被打擾寫作業,砸了一本”關聖帝君救劫度人指迷篇”的佛書到他頭上,要他自己翻閱找資料。131Please respect copyright.PENANAjVhTwAlRiG
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凌不亂除了動漫宅小說漫畫外,連課本除了為了大學統測才勉強翻翻,居然要他看佛書!131Please respect copyright.PENANAgZnATquDeH
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別以為.....我會給它翻下去....可是還是很好奇,那些插肩旗子到底是衝啥?131Please respect copyright.PENANAGtW9mOQZWc
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凌不亂飛眼而略地抓重點尋找,直接抓重點的看。131Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ykko6phIG
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”......插青旗,使炮叫,插紅旗者用火燒, 插黑旗,水溺竅,插白旗者吃鋼刀, 惟有積福行善好,插著黃旗神聖保......”131Please respect copyright.PENANA1gHGAdGrkt
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「家裡蹲!你走路也四處瞄看正妹嗎?」藍皓賢正巧遇到凌不亂拍肩問131Please respect copyright.PENANAwNh9SeoAga
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「正妹?哪裡?」凌不亂疑地看看大冷天包的跟蛋捲一樣的路人甲乙丙,他喜歡的是二次原的妹好不好?131Please respect copyright.PENANAxw3LB21zWq
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才對現實世界的女性沒興趣,有易葉紓這個不良個案,他對這世界的女性都絕望了...131Please respect copyright.PENANAdnW1aPw4yS
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凌不亂見藍皓賢手穿透飄插黃旗的左肩,再往左肩也插著黃旗的藍皓賢狠狠拍過去,讓藍皓賢肩膀被打痛地怒道:「做什麼啦!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAcePkllFoah
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「沒事,就是想試試....」那黃旗弄不弄得下來131Please respect copyright.PENANAeSZVwgpzqs
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「欠揍!我也給你試試!!」藍皓賢打肩回去地道131Please respect copyright.PENANAwasUmpD3bG
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又來我家蹭飯的易葉紓和也加入不良蹭飯行列的兩名外國人讓凌不亂氣到幾乎要一腳踹他們出去,可見到琉璃院晴生肩上插了白旗和青旗加上外邊陽台想進進不來,被設了五芒星陰陽道結界的黑令旗大軍,真希望那些怨鬼不要擋住陽光妨礙被曬在外的衣服,我明天還要穿著去學校欸!131Please respect copyright.PENANAPNGg9XT7l8
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易葉紓沒人性的又亂翻人家冰箱把我的果汁給幹掉,我敢怒不敢言地死死怨瞪幾乎快要淡的出鳥的左肩黃旗,和閃影在她肩上漸漸要服出來蓋過黃旗的黑旗,八成是她缺德事做太多,連黃旗也保不下她了。131Please respect copyright.PENANAklOcMW78ms
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凌恆亂和貞德並肩而行地從廚房一銅端了盤削成兔狀的蘋果,兩人左肩的黃旗也飄飄然著,我還是....131Please respect copyright.PENANAb5eJMlQ6sw
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凌不亂兩手並用地往已經放下水果在桌的凌恆亂和貞德往左肩黃旗一抓,什麼都沒抓住,反而是失手的給那兩人左夾熱辣辣的清脆一巴掌。131Please respect copyright.PENANA12MIuUbeey
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「凌不亂!你幹什麼!」凌恆亂被突如其來的一巴掌給打痛怒問131Please respect copyright.PENANAICyWCtGBlw
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「WHAT?」貞德莫名其妙被打一巴掌地愣住131Please respect copyright.PENANAelkCrU9yfz
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「手滑....」凌不亂已經腳後跟退步要準備逃跑的道131Please respect copyright.PENANAL4e7Bi30gR
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「是手濺吧!」凌恆亂聽他再胡說八道的抓起要落跑的凌不亂衣領,右手猛對凌不亂臉頰左右開功的巴落去!讓臭老哥下次不敢再手滑的巴人,凌恆亂巴到凌不亂快被他巴腫昏,才收手。131Please respect copyright.PENANAGxZ2NjfbTV
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”各地天災異變頻傳!自然災害沒間斷地不停在各個國家上演,難不成是2012末日到來的徵兆嗎?”女主播賣力的在電視上播報131Please respect copyright.PENANAsAcn2SwMrl
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「明年我就升高三了。」凌恆亂面對現實地道131Please respect copyright.PENANAdouzYj4qRi
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2012要是真會毀滅,一些飯店還開末日趴的撈錢活動做什麼?131Please respect copyright.PENANANzGdBZw7As
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「明年工作量又要減少了。」易葉紓感嘆道131Please respect copyright.PENANAb3cYWGWrTX
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越來越多CASS是要處理被鬼報復手持黑令旗的事件,正派道士都不處理,一些顧客都回流到他們夜絕師也不是不好,舅舅難得放棄大好機會大賺黑心錢的要她別插手,是因為他家裡的女閻王再幹ㄍㄧㄠˇ舅舅嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANAO2IdQfPoyt
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說起來自從促成戲弄心態的促成他們的姻緣,怎麼還沒看到顏姊的肚子有動靜呢?131Please respect copyright.PENANAj5dczF9eIE
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她可是連姪子姪女的名子都想好了呢!131Please respect copyright.PENANAhBeB8bnltF
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「明年該回英國看看雙親。」貞德思鄉情愁地感傷道131Please respect copyright.PENANAzysZTLtFfG
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「明年該毀滅哪幾個礙事的組織呢?」琉璃院晴生唇角勾勒起濃濃地算計,讓做在他旁邊打電動的凌不亂涼颼颼一下,看望那些黑令旗大軍和聽到琉璃院晴生的呢喃,我看黑令旗大軍八成會在琉璃院晴生身邊爆量出現,真想去申請換夥伴....131Please respect copyright.PENANA4GqybB1Lmc
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「明年怎麼樣都無所謂....你們這些傢伙是要在我家吃裡扒飯喀掉我家糧食多久...」凌不亂頭痛的道131Please respect copyright.PENANAp7an0JjLVK
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最近凌恆亂對於外來的食客不計較,卻對我的錢包計較起來要他吐出菜錢消耗被食客吃走的頓頓餐量,你們丫的都給我在明年之前滾出去!131Please respect copyright.PENANAvBB1T1oV7p
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害我的錢包慘遭毒手被凌恆亂掠奪,害他的宅基金再度縮水好幾成.......131Please respect copyright.PENANA7BPO6NHZwd
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本來體弱多病的少年王西知,自從閃避不及被魔怨彈水球擊中後,淋濕一身反而回家發燒個三天三夜,發燒完後居然身體奇蹟似的好轉,還產生出魔感來,能在空氣中抓到感冒病毒的細菌,他有些好奇地將感冒病毒的做大改造,再放出去做實驗,看看他改造過後的細菌會如何?131Please respect copyright.PENANALbtmFPrAhS
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即便過往的印象有些模糊,但他記得自己曾經有被封為疫魔君,專門製造常人無法抵抗的可怕瘟疫肆虐走不少人命,而他,魔性漸漸展露地實驗著這時代的病毒能帶給他多少樂趣。131Please respect copyright.PENANA5Yzv1zXp2W
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最近流感病毒不停異變的讓抵抗力差的小孩和老人不敵病毒的要了好幾條人命,醫院、診所幾乎都是排龍的要打抗流感的藥物,一見趕搭流行施打抗流感疫苗的有夠長隊伍,凌不亂想也沒想的轉頭走人,打算找下一家沒啥人診所青菜看掉自己的感冒,他溫暖的被窩還在家呼喚著他呢!131Please respect copyright.PENANAhfw1dNdLwF
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忽冷忽熱的天氣真是令凌不亂凍沒屌的趕上這波感冒,イタイ(痛)還幸災樂禍地笑死他,他回去一定要把感冒傳染給嘲笑他的臭イタイ(痛)。131Please respect copyright.PENANAI6oneYxc2w
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『呀哈哈!呀哈哈!』藍色偏透明的小角病毒大軍過境地往有人的地方襲去,本來走在路邊的行人們突然咳嗽起來,而抵抗力較差的人就是當場臉色發紅的昏倒不少人。131Please respect copyright.PENANAbOgp65G9qH
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凌不亂以為是自己眼花,感冒感到產生幻覺看到莫名其妙的藍色小精靈的變種版。131Please respect copyright.PENANAh31Zvv8cg2
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『沒經過申請的非法病毒!你們是誰!』白色圓圓的球球大軍也不比變種藍色小精靈少地問131Please respect copyright.PENANATnZFHKJzZv
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『呀哈哈!要人命還需要申請嗎?』變種藍色小精靈囂張道131Please respect copyright.PENANAttEgCPuxZe
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『我們是上天派下來的瘟疫部門負責給予人類懲罰的有牌病毒,你們這些山寨病毒是從哪裡來的!』131Please respect copyright.PENANAXTgCQGC0Jh
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『呀哈哈!想知道拿命來換!』變種藍色小精靈嗆聲道131Please respect copyright.PENANAnzYKIWiDa0
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白色病毒和藍色病毒互相藍白交錯的打了起來,打得難分難捨的使空氣中白藍白藍的閃影在凌不亂眼前,凌不亂從口袋拿出上次給老弟跑腿買錯還未退貨的小型殺蟲劑一噴,將擋路的正牌白病毒和山寨藍病毒通通消滅開路,還要趕路去看醫生治好自己的感冒,沒空在得二次感冒病毒加重自己的病情再花錢養醫生。131Please respect copyright.PENANAgkkQefg1f3
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”老哥,我接獲任務要去消滅山寨病毒,你好好在家休息。”凌不亂一回來,就見到這張紙跟他Say Hello。131Please respect copyright.PENANAIULwg7xKXr
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凌不亂酷酷掃地回房間吃了感冒藥就倒床睡下,發燒的如火的熱度還沒在他體內退去,他昏昏沉沉地休眠睡去。131Please respect copyright.PENANAjotFtb2XnK
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額上出現冰冰涼涼的感覺,凌不亂微微地睜眼,發現那個嘲笑他的臭イタイ(痛)人形化的邊抱怨邊嘴裡喃喃道:「凌恆亂那傢伙居然要大爺我照顧費柴蹲,放著費柴蹲自生自滅不就好了。」131Please respect copyright.PENANABGOyN0kpIL
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老弟幹嘛讓這沒良心希望他早死早超生的傢伙照顧他啊?131Please respect copyright.PENANAFMt2OpGolW
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「麻煩死了!本大爺不幹了!」イタイ(痛)嫌麻煩地道131Please respect copyright.PENANATx4Rvxfwea
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你不怕我老弟回來就放火先燒死你嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANAR190pjYvTF
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イタイ(痛)完全不顧一張床上還有病人的存在,硬是專推病人到牆邊的被窩偷懶不照顧地道:「冷死了!化成人形也是會冷的!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAXRANGu38wE
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噁心死了!臭イタイ(痛),別往我這靠過來搶我貧瘠狹小的小床!131Please respect copyright.PENANAGfzLOdeEBP
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凌不亂還燒得迷迷糊糊,聽到床邊不少耳語聲。131Please respect copyright.PENANAqDUBGlqWrI
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「他們果然...感情很好....」琉璃院晴生給他會錯意地考慮該叫アリス(愛麗絲)成全他們,讓他不用煩惱未來會有一個糟糕的女婿。131Please respect copyright.PENANAaabDGJZRuM
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誰跟他感情好!看不出來我是受害病患嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANAkdgxGu6oL4
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「願主成全他們偉大的愛情,阿門。」貞德替這對戀人禱告131Please respect copyright.PENANAwFLPn7uErv
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成全個鳥!我跟臭イタイ(痛)沒那種愛情在!131Please respect copyright.PENANAhnml1Zg9Dt
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「笨蛋不是不會感冒嗎?怎麼家裡蹲感冒了?」易葉紓問131Please respect copyright.PENANAL6gdxDUww3
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誰是笨蛋?你還不如不要來探病算了.....131Please respect copyright.PENANA1zOI1xiHqa
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「怎麼看都像是イタイ(痛)硬睡進去搶床...」藍皓賢猜個十之八九地讓凌不亂聽到一句人話時,又聽到他補一句:「果然是雙修之一的訓練嗎?來藉此培養感情。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAbFOpVdJSac
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八百年前的雙修事件你還可以挖出來聯想!131Please respect copyright.PENANAbpgR5q7R23
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誰要跟臭イタイ(痛)培養感情!!!!131Please respect copyright.PENANA3zl4ejom2v
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「イタイ(痛)!」凌恆亂將窩在病人床上不好好照顧病患的傢伙抓拖摔地的怒問:「敢給我照顧到床上去,這麼想跟我老哥培養感情嗎!」131Please respect copyright.PENANAbtnncwAIq4
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老弟,你前面那句好像是黑道大哥託付兄弟照顧大嫂不成反而照顧到床上去的曖昧經典對白,拜託下次不要用這種曖昧的語氣汙衊掉自己大哥的清白好嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANA2IlhQ7o4t3
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我跟臭イタイ(痛)是不可能培養出什麼BL的情感。131Please respect copyright.PENANAJIFL44cHhQ
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「費柴蹲少照顧一下又不會死?」イタイ(痛)不耐煩地痛醒回131Please respect copyright.PENANALUBWFPVgcN
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「把你燒一下應該也不會死吧?」凌恆亂笑怒地回問131Please respect copyright.PENANAaUAuK5VFxa
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「別以為本大爺會怕你!」イタイ(痛)化為榴槤躲在還在發燒虛弱無力的病患背後叫囂用功夫經典對白再竄改地道:『你燒死本大爺!還有千千萬萬的本大爺!』131Please respect copyright.PENANAm9jclBUCgc
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「你有種就不要拿老哥當肉盾給你擋火!」凌恆亂怒地道131Please respect copyright.PENANAsrOUyOLCxy
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不是我在說,你們難不成不能給病人一個安靜的修養環境嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANAooaLxZdseQ
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再給你們吵下去,我發燒會更嚴重的.....131Please respect copyright.PENANAZxVTMWujDh
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凌不亂在三天後吵吵鬧鬧的不得安寧沒事找事來探病的一堆人陸續探視下,終於不用再像動物園裡的動物給觀賞,才以為脫離病海才要享受美好的人生規劃,卻一臉菜色地拿著一張補考單心理無限哀嚎.....還是他最難搞的英文被當!131Please respect copyright.PENANACRw7G5u64d
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凌不亂可不想在高中給他留及未來沒得玩的慘痛局面,只能悲哀悲哀地補考....131Please respect copyright.PENANASA3aIEIZ92
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補考的教室內做了不少跟凌不亂同樣被當英文的悲哀學生,每個人都一臉苦惱抓頭的想不出英文試卷的答案,遲遲下不了筆,凌不亂也同他們一樣看到英文就眼花,他偷瞄左邊同被當掉一樣科目的易葉紓正藉著烏溜溜擺動的身體作弊寫下答案,右邊的同學已經自暴自棄的用四字不雅英文表達他的怒意,凌不亂決定偷瞄左邊易同學的答案來拚拚看,才剛瞄時,易同學動作迅速地寫完考卷成交,似乎一秒也不想多待的閃人。131Please respect copyright.PENANAh0MNHLccpB
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糟!她動作太快,只能實行B計畫。131Please respect copyright.PENANALqOreRj2po
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琉璃院晴生在補考教室對面的樓層用高倍細微望遠鏡見到凌不亂再比V手勢,是要施行計畫二吧!131Please respect copyright.PENANAw0hxfeyefy
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琉璃院晴生將望遠鏡交給被拉來施行作弊計畫的貞德,讓他窺看凌不亂的考卷,再讓アリス(愛麗絲)叼著紙條偷偷溜進補考教室,將紙條交給凌不亂。131Please respect copyright.PENANAu6LgRzELYI
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”SORRY,我看不懂英文,我國的母語是英國式的教育。貞德”131Please respect copyright.PENANA16oiReGSfi
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你丫的不會英文,當初又是怎麼在台灣生存下來的!131Please respect copyright.PENANAvYRnmYcXi9
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”需要我暗殺監考センセイ(老師)助你一倍之力嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANAwdUezntkUp
琉璃院晴生”131Please respect copyright.PENANAgjrYlucZOx
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你殺了監考官,我英文被當的命運就能因此得救嗎?131Please respect copyright.PENANAS2ljWwmBM8
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凌不亂自立自強的熬完補考,青菜猜題的已經不抱持不被當的悲心,決定淚光閃閃裝悲情地奔回他家大本營面對二次元女友撫慰他受傷的脆弱心靈。131Please respect copyright.PENANAaUpZosuwYy
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