Warning. Contains scenes of drugs and alcohol. And a gnome. Oh dreadful awful little things. Honestly I don't know why we ev-
The previous disclaimer guy has been removed from his employment for gnome racism. Since the Gnome liberation act of 1934 we learnt that they're people too. I will be your new disclaimer guy. The previous one will not be coming back.
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Tyler takes a sip of his beer. "You want some?"189Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweGDZ68t2C
"Nah man" Ryan says in response "Its bad for you"
"Gay" Tyler says insultingly before continuing to drink.
"So how's our money in the bank doing?"
"-$57"
"Negative!?!" What the flip man I thought we had some left"
Tyler giggles "I had to pay child support man. You know I got like 3 baby mamas. That's a lot of mouths they need to feed man"
"You're such a- You're a- You're a friggin fool!"
"Why are you saying those goofy insults"
"We're not allowed to swear in the contest"
"I cant even react to that without swearing"
"What are we gonna do man? We cant pay for the heating we have to wear our gee dang jackets indoors its so cold. And all the food in the fridge is going bad. No more milk, no more yogurt, and no more bananas!"
"Wait you put the bananas in the fridge?"
"Yeah its fruit"
"You're not supposed to do that it makes them go black"
"Frick"
"Whatever man im tryna get high" Tyler licks the paper of his blunt and puts it in his mouth. He lights it and takes a long puff.
"This is why we have no money! All the drinking! All the drugs!" Ryan grabs the bag of weed of the table.
"Hey what are you doing!?!" Tyler stands up. Ryan walks over to the bathroom. Tyler chases after. Ryan walks through the door and begins lifting the toilet seat. Tyler pushes him aside and lowers the seat back down and sits on it.
"Its going down the toilet watch it go!" Ryan shouts.
"No! That's worth $40 you stupid dip!"
"Get off the toilet"
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"GET OFF THE TOILET!!!"
"No"
Ryan grabs Tyler's leg and begins to pull him off of the toilet. Tyler reacts by kicking Ryan in the chest. Causing him to fall back into the shower curtain. Ripping it down as he falls into the tub. He feels something hard break his fall.
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Tyler stands up "You ok man? Look I didn't mean to hurt ya I'm sorry. Tyler extends his hand and Ryan takes it. Tyler pulls Ryan to his feet.
"What the hell was that I fell on?" Ryan turns around and sees a bunch of money in the tub.
"Ok I know how this looks" Tyler begins to say.
"Alright dude. What? The flip? There's like 100 grand here"
"You should have seen it before. There was thrice as much"
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Tyler unzips his jacket and pulls out a golden Walther ppk pistol"
"You spent 300 grand on a gun"
"Not just any gun. Hitler's gun"
"Fu-Fu-WHAT!?!"
"This is Hitler's gun. He got it for his 50th birthday. And now its mine"
Ryan stands there absolutely flabbergasted. "Why?"
"Well Hitler was a bad dude. This way I can make sure his evil stuff doesn't end up in the wrong hands. I mean could you imagine?"
"How did you get this money?"
"A loan shark. They just gave me 400 grand"
"Ohhh no! Aww heck! What did you do!?!"
"Oh I just told you what I did" Tyler scoops some money out of the tub and throws it around. "Do you think I'm stupid? I used a fake name, a fake address, a fake everything. These idiots gave me money that I'm not gonna pay back. And they have no idea of knowing where we ar- KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
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"Oh that's the pizza I ordered. Since we got money I was able to afford all the toppings. We got chicken and bacon on this man just you wait"
Tyler opens the door and sees no one there.
"aye!" Tyler hears a little voice call out. He looks down to see a buff gnome in a sleeveless leather jacket. He holds a tire iron. "gimmie dat money man!"
"Uhhh. Dude. I will not stand this aggression man. This aggression will not stand man" Tyler says. The gnome swings the tire iron against Tyler's leg. Causing him to fall to his knees. "AHH! Frig!" The gnome pushes Tyler into the house while beating him. Tyler begins to curl up from the beating.
"the money! gimmie da money!" With one of the gnomes strikes it causes Hitler's gun to fall out of Tyler's jacket. Tyler kicks it towards Ryan who picks it up and shoots the gnome 4 times. The gnome fricking dies. Tyler lies there hurt. Ryan walks up to him and extends a hand.
"Come on man. Lets go get stoned"
Tyler takes Ryan's hand.
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