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It was seriously cold and I went home as any normal person would. I knew I was going to be carrying in four heavy packages and that my boyfriend was home so I texted him ten minutes before I got home saying that I needed help. He texted me back "kk."
So when I got home I waited in my car for my big strong hero to walk out and help me but he never did. See I'm still freezing my butt off in the car and he's still inside. I tell myself. "Hey, it's fine. He's probably just getting a jacket or something. So I sit and wait for another three minutes. 255Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRPPX4q1Ai
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I don't know how I found this funny but three seconds after I tell myself that I watch my boyfriend trying to rush some random woman, (naked) out my bedroom window. I can hear her complaining it's cold and him that he'll get caught.
So a couple more minutes later she finally leaves with his shirt and sweatpants and he rushes out to help me. He opens the door and pretends to be the perfect little gentleman. I wait until I'm nice and safe inside and until he's finished carrying in my groceries before telling him he forgot his side chick outside shoving his surprised ass out and sitting on the couch.
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