Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo315Please respect copyright.PENANAUnpx8py9jz
- iPhones are SEXY315Please respect copyright.PENANAbynaIiSbrm
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!315Please respect copyright.PENANAqmQpLyZqwP
- YOU LIE315Please respect copyright.PENANArZPB7vObq6
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag315Please respect copyright.PENANAp731tv7Zjg
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 315Please respect copyright.PENANAPhnEPPJQbm
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 315Please respect copyright.PENANAcbYNitIGDo
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.315Please respect copyright.PENANAl9GVYtxDuh
- Character development is only possible through murder.315Please respect copyright.PENANAHnREIr4GMh
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania315Please respect copyright.PENANAhbTryUxXU4
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools315Please respect copyright.PENANAtslmjbIvSd
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess315Please respect copyright.PENANAPyWNBQAb3f
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct315Please respect copyright.PENANAHBZZ3DNIgJ
- i like the *bling* *bling*315Please respect copyright.PENANA9x4IIucima
- hashtag accessorize315Please respect copyright.PENANAXvdKfMdIcJ
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!315Please respect copyright.PENANApKHDbKxjMM
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!315Please respect copyright.PENANACgKc867Rd8
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!315Please respect copyright.PENANAaWsFeBClHx
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore315Please respect copyright.PENANAxVUHLyWf8i
- we're done here, you butcher.315Please respect copyright.PENANAxRAHrwOUpW
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN315Please respect copyright.PENANAOB5JIuYPZ3
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...315Please respect copyright.PENANAAaEPfR4omW
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars315Please respect copyright.PENANAT9hjQ4SAFW
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.315Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q9ggP6Osi
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 315Please respect copyright.PENANAzj97JmeGtW
kid 2: sure. 315Please respect copyright.PENANANsW1bUGMdi
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 315Please respect copyright.PENANA6A07btwQzp
kid 2: ... sure.315Please respect copyright.PENANAopKyQ6VQ2k