Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo239Please respect copyright.PENANA1mtXuDdcv2
- iPhones are SEXY239Please respect copyright.PENANAb6y0DbNcvE
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!239Please respect copyright.PENANA9lME92Zhpe
- YOU LIE239Please respect copyright.PENANAWMCUjAasSL
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag239Please respect copyright.PENANAf1OBpIXNLH
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 239Please respect copyright.PENANAijcQGg7wZS
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 239Please respect copyright.PENANAZzNSikAx65
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.239Please respect copyright.PENANAkZ63f6EZvF
- Character development is only possible through murder.239Please respect copyright.PENANAFXXJbhHeq2
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania239Please respect copyright.PENANAXzVSSUo52r
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools239Please respect copyright.PENANAWt3v3dvlXM
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess239Please respect copyright.PENANA3mXp4N38hb
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct239Please respect copyright.PENANAtFdDFTJlHJ
- i like the *bling* *bling*239Please respect copyright.PENANABjQlBbVf9y
- hashtag accessorize239Please respect copyright.PENANA473PPuBykP
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!239Please respect copyright.PENANA2RXDumA0XW
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!239Please respect copyright.PENANACrT6PJCPYt
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!239Please respect copyright.PENANA8qF7emCXLV
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore239Please respect copyright.PENANA1pV2Z4txjA
- we're done here, you butcher.239Please respect copyright.PENANA9XG0Y6BpRS
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN239Please respect copyright.PENANAV9cOQtoOuB
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...239Please respect copyright.PENANAjWSSgst0c4
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars239Please respect copyright.PENANAD9OwD3zKDP
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.239Please respect copyright.PENANAcUiiUbb2eS
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 239Please respect copyright.PENANAhPNkobnYQ6
kid 2: sure. 239Please respect copyright.PENANAkPcabN3T8Q
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 239Please respect copyright.PENANAHcxruj1BdM
kid 2: ... sure.239Please respect copyright.PENANAC5HGGv2eYG