Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo269Please respect copyright.PENANAXETSfnzt3f
- iPhones are SEXY269Please respect copyright.PENANAGycsvI5BUC
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!269Please respect copyright.PENANAl9SED9PT25
- YOU LIE269Please respect copyright.PENANAKFEPIZf3yE
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag269Please respect copyright.PENANAupItSkwzZg
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 269Please respect copyright.PENANAUaC6J5Mx6h
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 269Please respect copyright.PENANAnYw3lAVGIF
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.269Please respect copyright.PENANA1XvtEXhQmP
- Character development is only possible through murder.269Please respect copyright.PENANAwdesLj4tV0
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania269Please respect copyright.PENANAAgzCI5NWyg
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools269Please respect copyright.PENANAS2opZ2r5b9
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess269Please respect copyright.PENANA2yuJGZIPYM
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct269Please respect copyright.PENANAzgFMfWec7t
- i like the *bling* *bling*269Please respect copyright.PENANA8Nw9EzjlE7
- hashtag accessorize269Please respect copyright.PENANAL0ZXrs5kF3
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!269Please respect copyright.PENANAgsCljgCD5v
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!269Please respect copyright.PENANADPI6MWsyWm
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!269Please respect copyright.PENANAQJbxO2aLwf
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore269Please respect copyright.PENANAE9kNEsjIYp
- we're done here, you butcher.269Please respect copyright.PENANANVeTmqqIKd
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN269Please respect copyright.PENANA7bv2B2kp5l
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...269Please respect copyright.PENANAn5vwLw0SQH
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars269Please respect copyright.PENANAtbCUMFLkTF
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.269Please respect copyright.PENANAtRCjugsTyv
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 269Please respect copyright.PENANAp3JGgMLjan
kid 2: sure. 269Please respect copyright.PENANA21dUkB60DW
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 269Please respect copyright.PENANAwypnP1LmlN
kid 2: ... sure.269Please respect copyright.PENANAkqIOLI6vxh