How i playwed marijuana - Chapter one: from zero to hero

Hello my fellow rockers! It’s your guy, Dwayne the rock Johnson and today I’m going to tell you about a story on ow i went from living on the cold, cold streets, homeless, fighting for money, to being one of the most famous well known actors of all time. I even got to play the roll of mauana, and that is my number one achievement of all time and I’m going to tell you how i got here. It was an average day, on July 7, 1971, and i saw a very evil guy walking towards me. He said “give me your wallet sir” and then he took out a gun and shot me in the head. I dodged it but it still wiped my hair clean off. “I dont have a wallet” i said because at the time i used Apple Pay. “Well ill just kill you then i guess.” He said. But he shot me in my head and he noticed he was out of ammo so he had to fight me melee style. So I punched him in the head and killed him. All of a sudden, a man came from around the corner and said, well done boy, you passed the test! “Who are you I” asked the guy. Then the guy said he worked with the wwe and said he could make me super filthy rich. He offered my a contract and I signed but then i found out what wwe was. It meant i was going to have to kill peopl on a daily basis. But I was okay with that. If it meant getting discustingly rich i would do anything. I went home and bought a gun because i was going to need it if i was going to fight to the death everyday.the first day in the ring: I killed 38 people on my first day in the ring. Shot 6, beat the rest with my hands when they took my gun away. They said it was a “fistfight only” but because of my amazing shooting ability they let me use it in a couple matches and i was soon famously known as “the gun”. I was soon renicknamed “the rock” for beating someone’s head in with a rock. That was my finishing move. I was getting more and more popular by the kill. People couldn’t get enough of me gruesomely mass killing people and i loved it. Until one day i got a call.

Call: “hi is this the roc” “yes” “ok i have a deal for your sir” “what is it” “the dea;l is that i want you to quit wwe and work for me as a full time actor with no pay” “will i get rich?” “Yes” “okay” “bye” “bye” “wait i forgot to ask” “what” “i said i forgot to ask that who are you?” “They call me a director” “ok bye” “wait” “what” “the call is glitched out” “oh yeah that’s because were using the old version of discord” “mb” “bye” “bye”

first day acting: “hi is this black Adam studios?” “Maybe, who’s ass king?” “Me, the rock” “oh goodie, the rock is here. Can you sign a rock for me thanks?” “I’m busy at the moment” “that’s a shame. That means you cant work for me because you failed the kindness test” “so… do you want me to just go home?” “Yes” “well I’m not going to do that because you told me i could get a job so i already quit my other one” “boo hoo” I tried to hit him but before i could… “security, take this man to the execution chamber. please and thank you” the police started gathering around me and i had no choice but to start bashing their skulls in one at a time with the rock in my pocket until they were all dead. I approached the director and finished him.

The production of black Adam: the year was now 1999 and I had just killed the director of the movie “black Adam”. I thought that the best thing to do would be to wear his skin, and produce the movie myself. With me as the main actor playing black Adam. I started releasing videos to the public telling everyone that I was going to star as the lead in black Adam but I didn’t tell anyone I was also directing it. The first day of shooting came. Luckily there was already a script to go off of so my job as director was fairly simple. But it was my first time acting so I had to do a lot of takes which meant I had to take off the skin and put on my costume to go into actor mode and to the reverse of that to go director mode. The other actors got a little suspicious at times but I threatened them at rockpoint and they cooperated.

the film took about 3 years and was loved by the public. I was getting richer and richer, and also more powerful and feared. I took all of the money that the film generated without giving a dime to any of the team that worked on the film and i invested it all into bitcoin. But none of this explained how i got to act in the legendary film known as mawana.

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Chapter one: from zero to hero

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