How i playwed marijuana - Episode to: from hero to legend.

So how did I get to play the role of moana? Well it all started when my movie “black Adam” reached #1 in the box office in 2015. I got a call from a director known as waltuh disney telling me to act as the lead or else he will sue me. I said ok under one condition. The condition was that the movie had to be animated because i loved animated movies at the time. Wanler disney said ok but he was mad.

Disneyland: the time came where mr Walt dilly needed me to come into his studio and record the voice lines in person. I drove to Disneyland because his studio is hidden in a shelter under the Mickey Mouse statue. I dug up the statue (took me 3 days) and when i got down to the shelter i was confronted with things that still haunt me to this day. There were military men standing in a row wearing full rubber masks and holding guns to their sides. “I’m here for Walter Dibsey” i said to the army men. “Ich sage, wir töten diesen Kerl” said one of the small loser looking ones. “er ist ihr für dibbly, wir müssen ihn kochen lassen.” Said one of the taller cool ones. Then the nerd lookin one walked to the door and unlocked it. “Thanks” i thanked him. But one of them noticed some blood and skin on my rock and yelled out, “er ist ein Attentäter! er wird diclkny töten!” And he pulled a gun from his side. I slid under the door and locked it before they could get in but I did get shot in the leg. Luckily I dodged it but it ended up breaking off half of my rock. I held the door shut with all my power but they kept trying to break in. They kept pushing on the door until the latch broke off and the door landed on top of me. Normally I would have just gotten up and pushed the door off me but the force of all the soldiers caused them to all pour into the room at once and land on top of me. There were about 50 soldiers on me but only the commanding 5 had guns and the rest had batons. I took out my rock and realized it was very chart because it was chipped in half. I was about to pass out from the weight of all the people on top of me when I saw one of the commanders fall off of the pile and landed right next to me. “Ich habe mir gerade das Bein gebrochen!” The commander yelled in agony. I extended my arm and used the rock to sever the soldier’s throat. Then I grabbed the gun and put in in my pocket and then I passed out.

detained: when I woke up I was chained to the wall of the room I had just been in. “Bist du wegen unseres Anführers hier, Disney?” Said the cool looking one “Disney? Yeah I’m here to do voice acting for a movie called marinara” “ok…” “kill him boys”. One of the army men detained me and the other one pointed a large gun to my cranium and shot me at point blank but i dodged it. While the soldier was reloading his gun i pulled the gun i had stolen from one of the commanders out of my back pocket and shot the commander in front of me three times in the chest, killing him. “NEIN, HABE GNADE!” Said the one holding the chain that was attached to my hands and feet. I shot him in the head and killed him. Before i knew it everyone was dead except for me and the lead commander (the cool one). We stared each other down before the lead commander said “you haven’t seen the last of me! Soon the whole world will know the name Adolf Hitler!” And ran away.

Meeting Walter dilcshy: after i killed off all of the military men i continued into a room with a sign that read “dlsnys’ room” so i went in. When i entered the room i saw a dead corpse that looked like it had been rotting for one hundrend years straight. The corpse was attactched from the head to a large machine, connected by a large tube. The machine was a large super computer powered by an industrial generator. Mounted on the wall was a huge monitor that reached from the floor to the ceiling. I pressed a large red button on the bottom of the monitor and it turned on. “Hello, you must be the rock” called a voice. . “Who are you?” I asked the voice coming from the monitor. “They call me Walter disney, but i died years ago and i had my men upload my consciousness to the cloud so i could live forever”. “Live forever? I’m not gonna let that happen” i said just as a joke before pulling the plug, killing Walt disney for good.

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Episode to: from hero to legend.

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