睇完佢張相之後，我覆佢：「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yNZ23MbE7
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtXD91pMhE
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然後我再問佢：「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZnFMkWGoS
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRz1cDvyeF
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「wtf」佢話：「梗係唔會……」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwAhTzVR2a
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咁都好啲。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IxbMp2c8p
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒，但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮，咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAinpfpUSI8
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於是我決定扮冇事發生，繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFddxpxPyhU
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之後，我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlWvy4SnDT
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我：「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfugvwVqjeg
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Miss：「？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevwvOPslD0
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助六：「點」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQcK04crkx
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我：「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔！！！！」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHCmO9ebcF
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阿詩：「圖？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqwke7IBI3
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我：「我唔cap人圖的」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjJ3cC6oe7
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4xKGT6peD
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助六：「冇圖講經呀？？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr7DcBUvkA
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阿詩：「形容下有幾大隻先啦」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTfH9KouO7
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我：「好大隻！」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3CC8QcCRR
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助六：「真係唔該晒」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MGWFYNUaL
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我冇理佢：「唉，本身諗住齋傾甜，但睇完佢身材相之後，我覺得我想約了。。。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNWvJEEjbM
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Miss：「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxaYIV52VG
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阿詩：「加一🙏🏻」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fEKXISCoK
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助六：「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6svgYoG0R
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我：「屌你老母」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8GE4CY9EJ
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我又唔係坦克，我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌！！！534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtxlOvG409
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第二日，諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材，我突然有少少緊火。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGpoXuHZfd
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於是我message佢：「Hi想要肌肉相」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorH9ZGhASG
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁，於是又加多句：「學術研究🙏🏻」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNrZjgEPt7
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風，二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgURiuckfjZ
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63h3kzon2s
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「咁樣可以？」之後佢問。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh6nNx9bpR
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「可以！謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKIzSN6S0p
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幾秒後我又講：「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1d5CXKVupa
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佢問：「做咩？」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPOAaNGZoM
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzgkX7qsjd
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了！534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG83oYKEjBN
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過咗冇耐，佢覆咗我。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpDjTJIba5
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「咁緊要？」佢話。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLUe8ksfCf
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnPmvAGhZN
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！！！！！534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILolst8pgX
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表面上，我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGbOupdl9J
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的：😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要？」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快！！！！！534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuoPzNndTE
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlbOvNaLqz
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ltqAyzQKz
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