睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」585Please respect copyright.PENANAYbvKC9wEyq
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。585Please respect copyright.PENANAosFgI4xLra
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」585Please respect copyright.PENANALqJSr4C7Em
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。585Please respect copyright.PENANAbPev9ogAeJ
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」585Please respect copyright.PENANAasSSLmLsXT
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咁都好啲。585Please respect copyright.PENANAzjzCQ4YpM0
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。585Please respect copyright.PENANApKSIWX4pbW
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。585Please respect copyright.PENANAht7Bjnn4Cz
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。585Please respect copyright.PENANAOiwfNmtMdP
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」585Please respect copyright.PENANAfLDDvMyGMD
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Miss:「?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAttNGR6Fpru
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助六:「點」585Please respect copyright.PENANA4N1MFD40C9
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAE1RjNVKsbS
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阿詩:「圖?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAaU9031G8Vj
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」585Please respect copyright.PENANA8asXOjub6z
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。585Please respect copyright.PENANAA8uB3hrjgb
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」585Please respect copyright.PENANACJtWpuCo3v
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」585Please respect copyright.PENANAfTnuavt9Wn
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我:「好大隻!」585Please respect copyright.PENANAM9smuxyssF
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助六:「真係唔該晒」585Please respect copyright.PENANAVHLxYKJeDE
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」585Please respect copyright.PENANAsOfqjGzZQW
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」585Please respect copyright.PENANAKwOjZiHMwL
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」585Please respect copyright.PENANAWIN7QOHiJK
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」585Please respect copyright.PENANACdloBjdJ4p
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我:「屌你老母」585Please respect copyright.PENANA8tC9JrTTcd
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!585Please respect copyright.PENANAJvpFD1yOK5
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。585Please respect copyright.PENANAnB5LlsBBcc
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」585Please respect copyright.PENANASVpaP4njra
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」585Please respect copyright.PENANASf4PcjhJv7
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。585Please respect copyright.PENANA3N3HvYaLUi
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。585Please respect copyright.PENANAe3U12mCqsS
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。585Please respect copyright.PENANAlAjQov8ttq
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。585Please respect copyright.PENANAble9lI55pF
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」585Please respect copyright.PENANAAyxYPpubTc
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佢問:「做咩?」585Please respect copyright.PENANAE092fL5CQI
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」585Please respect copyright.PENANASuSa6hT269
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!585Please respect copyright.PENANAlXrtGKXAy1
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。585Please respect copyright.PENANAif3awrED8E
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「咁緊要?」佢話。585Please respect copyright.PENANA2QFzh4hHXB
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」585Please respect copyright.PENANAzAJWhhtzn4
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!!!!!585Please respect copyright.PENANAgfG73o6fM4
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。585Please respect copyright.PENANATSBTNJ8ull
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!585Please respect copyright.PENANAtWhCakkz70
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。585Please respect copyright.PENANACdvunfKm08
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」585Please respect copyright.PENANAl9ae3wDQDx
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「嗚」