得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLllpYNIuo
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUJmAfu7Dy
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助六：「不意外」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQDkIeKIGA
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmbwsmTuqD
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRThfC8OrgG
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H9vRv7FpD
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDWwDOMBN2
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其實我一早已經有答案。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWchyV7mlF
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDnQYfOLSV
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83t7ggNR3H
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabpHOyfAJW
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCZFVa43lO
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「放心啦大家！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4KBTKgYI2
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrelbQ1NRWH
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFUAVuGJb0
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDovS0JZGVR
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkebKs98giv
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub524FeEDr
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFTTigHTRh
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8U4PBVxW4
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebY8rlut6Y
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助六：「😳」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3b96Qfr5M
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我：「。。。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU54on6nq8
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19PaPoPmDU
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD1nR0bE9a
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuuGya7HCH
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs2OTkJW3i
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeigkzWtNAP
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrDeVaydIL
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk41qwWc3hp
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LnW8lwo1n
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCmWJeCGnT
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9ir9ESOHr
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJBdUJTmdG
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助六：「主人😖」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NujNnQdQs
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqsvIQBDea
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我：「屌你哋。。。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlUMhYFGpB
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EJSeT3j3r
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「掛住主人😳」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAu3FhJof4
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iwLmcwUFg
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihsCjYeKBx
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfrkwfaOo5
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqBkbjHUvz
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhth8RNRy0G
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35oB3EpHPV
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「屌佢老母！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO06GvyaQBm
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbjLlcahf4
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC1H9U3lXc
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIxkydwDBy
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiJCjNER68
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuUBJDTllT
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHd0gNQvbu
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MkwYrEVKM
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynNqDqJDUA
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
