得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEouSpfFl7
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA60Um2o0i
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助六：「不意外」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIt9PiFxieC
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk61HeHr5Wl
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZSNxGFrjb
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhHRBVjhHY
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DIXoa4Lki
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其實我一早已經有答案。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbSwQtrfZj
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2l6m8yPPz
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWoqTInrkq
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1DnZ8F90S
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4atypbmgyh
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「放心啦大家！」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH2msVw6Oc
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbovTgRGr1W
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yTnW7USri
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiJrpdz4Y8
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANLXw170Bp
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9AxgntlDg
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TeeE8NQGD
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Mm8YfFbtq
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRIfojIopc
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助六：「😳」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbprhegDl9
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我：「。。。」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh15Z1BJS8A
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYyxhtA05a
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg5CAp2iKa
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOwHeXcfoC
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeKL42FxVK
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1bFNGzAdE
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnyoRKFpqp
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdghVq7P0k
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQPIedxWyG
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl7gfiO1FQ
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrKaQKIqw5
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW2KNyGcDH
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助六：「主人😖」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRANhiM2Ffs
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBjSMYjfqk
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我：「屌你哋。。。」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHrrpb8moD
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTdKubKAPI
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「掛住主人😳」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57fZjOW0LX
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoGoAdElTM
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS20T5t1ZBy
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBhC9LusJk
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqpVAg6lei
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTmNn6qVFO
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuX2TUy0OI
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「屌佢老母！」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPd187dBC6
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprYIJd3HQl
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXiP3aE5TW
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTdIp3VrAh
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HURiVhdkJ
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpru6k9nhQE
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhIcu3vzOb
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7tL8R6S16
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」468Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLJMONcy8l
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
