Hello,
I go by Mae online, i also don’t disclose my age or real name, sorry, internet safety I guess.
anyway, I read a lot, I love writing (obviously) and I am the embodiment of chaos itself. I am also the Queen at roasting people.
Example:
Mum: look how cute this is. *shows my brother something on her phone*
brother: how is that cute?
me: The same way your face is cute, it’s not.
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And here is some stories about some dumb crap I did:
1)
my friend gave me a chilli to hold while she went to the bathroom. Of course my dumb ass ate it and I was dying. When she came back from the bathroom she saw me chugging water, proceeded to eat another chilli and ask “what’s wrong? Wait….you ate the chilli didn’t you?” I responded with “Your Asian, why dose that give you a better spice tolerance!” While literally sending my other friend to get me milk. “Your a pure breed European.” Now that is a prime joke.
2)
Once when I was in fifth grade I started the “leaf eating club” and declared that I was a herbivore and about two other people joined me and we where stopped when we almost ate all the leafs on the tree outside my classroom.
3)
(This next story t took place at the beginning of the school year.)
I’m alerting to grass, my face can puff up and I break out in hives. Once we where playing soccer and I yelled: I’M GONING ON ALERGY STRIKE! And rolled around in the grass, I think this was when all the teacher realised how mentally unstable I am. While my actual teacher was standing in the back like “I deal with this thing all day, it’s your turn bitch.”
4)
I was with a friend at a sleep over and at two am we decided to make something in the microwave. (I don’t remember what it was but it was in a bowl) the bowl was really hot and I picked it up in my bare hands, not even flinching while I moved it to the table.
this Is how it went:
friend: MAE! YOUR GONNA BURN YOURSELF!
Me: hush child.
Friend: BUT HOW ARE YOUR HANDS NOT BURNING!!
Me: I’M GERMAN BITCH! I’M BUILT FOR THIS!
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Facts about me:
I have two sides, Chaos and introvert.
I am the oldest of three.
I get really anxious sometimes.
I am really bad at spelling.
I have eleven scars from stupid things I have done.
I don’t really get hurt that easily, the worst I have done is broken a bone in my toe.
I am Tall for my age.
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Bye!
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