“So I was in art class at school, but I didn't know where to put my books- there were two trays to put them in, but judging from the way the teacher handed them out they were all put into 1 pile anyway.
I finished early, so I just waited for the class to end... when everyone had put their books into the boxes, I carried them to the teacher, and by then everyone had left.
"Thank you," the teacher said to me. "You can tidy up the classroom too with [classmates name]," He continued. Bruh.
For some reason, I didn't refuse, despite there being apples all over the floor. I lost count of how many apples I had to scoop up from the ground... there were hundreds...
It was soon morning tea, and I had something important to do; either band practice, math or something like that, but I was stuck cleaning up apples in the art room.
Anyway, it was at lunch now, and I was hanging out with my friend, discussing the camp sleepover we had arranged in the school tonight.
"Look how great the weather is," I commented - there wasn't a cloud in sight; perfect for camping. Famous last words.
Fast forward to night time- we were sleeping under a tree in school, and my friend was on his laptop, so I suggested to search up some sleep music... (honestly idk why this was important enough to write down...) specifically, it was the "2 hour relaxing piano music" video on Youtube.
It was already 10:00 o'clock and I wanted to go sleep, but my friend wanted to stay up as usual on his laptop. However, he gave up after 10:30. Welp, it started to pour after that. there was a little spot in front of me that the rain didn't hit because there was a hole in the clouds or something.. So I was struggling to wriggle underneath of that hole lol...
Suddenly, another friend was with us and I was in the rain while my friend hogged the dry part and my other friend was under the tree. I was the only one getting rained on. I tried my best not to get wet but the rain was pouring down... yeah that wasn't fun.”
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So what has this all got to do with our mission impossible? The action starts the next day, where apparently we (my friends and I) were a part of this crime association, and I had an important mission to obtain this important crystal from this rich kid. If I didn’t manage to steal it, well, I would get disowned, or something. Point is, it was crucial to obtain this crystal.
Me and one other person, who I do not remember for the life of me, set off to steal this omnipotent crystal. It was literally the puss in boots scene where we landed on the window sill, attempted to break in sneakily, but accidentally broke the whole window, sending it crashing down and alerting all of the guards in the process. Whoop.
Consequently, we had no choice but to start battling our way through the guards. At some point, my friend just gave up and retreated, leaving only me to obtain this vital crystal. I was able to get through the guards and go after the kid with the crystal, but he had his right hand man constantly guarding him, who was a six foot eight jacked-up dude I knew could not beat. Well damn, I thought.
But I had to get this crystal from the kid SOMEHOW. Using some sort of distraction, I was able to divert his guard's attention, and I used this chance to lunge at the kid, holding a knife to his throat. Yeah, I was that desperate to get this crystal.
"Put your weapons down," the kid told his guard, who was giving me the death glare.162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCmgOabnbH
Strangely enough, he also dismissed the guard, telling him to go into another room. 162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLxVE5c4bj
I thanked the kid, and told him I really wasn't intending to hurt him; I just REALLY needed the crystal. The kid decided to go full negotiating route, and told me to talk to his right-hand man about it.
“Oh, no way bro. That guy's gonna end me for sure," I told him, but the kid was firm on not giving me the crystal without his right-hand man's permission. So I went towards the door that lead to the room the guard was in, until I heard a loud thud. Sounded like some anger issues to me, and I ain't dying today.
"You can't make lemonade without lemons," the kid shrugged when I looked at him with a "wtf" face. Somehow, this very thought-provoking and in-depth phrase struck a chord in my heart and I mustered up the courage to reach towards the door that separated me and a beating from the hulk himself. But before I could open it, the door burst open in my face, nearly hitting me. I stepped backwards in surprise, tripping over my own feet and landing right on my ass. Good one, me.
The kid gave me a thumbs up sign and yeeted away. Wait, I'm still getting my crystal, right? But I have bigger issues at hand now...
"Why are you still here?!" The guard yelled at me, still sitting on my ass, dumbfounded.162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHWoCu8WgU
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I was fearing for my life at this point, and beggars can't be choosers, so I started begging for my life to be spared. Wanting to somehow gain some pity points, I explained the whole ordeal; I desperately needed the crystal, and that I wasn't going to hurt the kid, but the kid told me to negotiate with yours truly but I didn't want to because I'm obviously dead meat... blah blah.
I must have maxxed out some charisma stat because my pity-inducing monologue seemed to work, and the big guy sighed. He let down his guard and sat down beside the me doing the fucking dogeza or whatnot, telling me to raise my head.162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTCSLzKPs3
"It's fine, I'm not going to kill you," he grunted.162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0YKuPvsTB
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I must have still looked fearful, so he offered a bandage to me - when I fell back on my ass, my hands were cut from the glass shards of the broken window(?) (I guess we never moved from the room we broke in lol, maybe it was the kid's bedroom).162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve6TyD7yXe
Wow, looks like that pity speech gained myself some friendship points too.162Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8i6OLupIU
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I like to think that I convinced him to hand me the crystal and I went back to my port mafia gang and beat up my teammate for ditching me, getting all the glory for obtaining this all-powerful crystal, but no, before I could say anything else, I woke up.
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