* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTVhYaTGwg
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出阵中——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBDVqwdbYV
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjZGHrep1F
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg7cjqXHqx
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnQjteusAs
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt0SXTPze9
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs70Puuij7X
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4ezBnLKcq
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdzQZreoNV
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7cnSP7Zsw
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqMurQ7w7v
烛台：大概吧……29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF0t0gjbT0
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07THOdmKxb
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不久之后——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkND8Ct2DS
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SHQprxm4v
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIRdXyVVG0
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI93pJPCle
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hgDCOK5Pp
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8v4IGROIw
蜂须贺：……（怨气）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18K4em3Miz
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qvsC3YhM1
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回到本丸后——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH1fBv54kV
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ0RJUaSaw
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iEqRFkN5v
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLgyPJkaCy
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GFlzks2ce
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnOsJJNx4y
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ897VBEtv1H
长曾弥：乐意之至。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghisWbFLUf
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWK6xA2l61
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8koIQzYXZ
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVL20y1fx4
豆丁：联络感情？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdgj9FpcFe
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVFIarnN7S
豆丁：可以出去看吗？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkfNtHsjtP
烛台：可以……29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhNJsQZtIl
豆丁：哇！太好了！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbg3LCbougy
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYTEMnc2b4
豆丁：……29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQhcWu8sHb
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再次出阵时——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNGELxNt3X
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqxIiQBRq9
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUqUguGKWf
蜂须贺：……29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVmOKyrad1
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不久之后——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUqdZtO689
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6xTUTvavU
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7lv9W0rMX
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5ME8f9ZO1
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QL6H1EOsg
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvYwipxnmj
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg02ye8JA69
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWRpYxrZXk
长曾弥：……29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktbifXw2xZ
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回到本丸后——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUKnNfRwwO
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKUqLi6PKc
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRHKsv1cBW
（远处传来对话）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcJHqKPXnG
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgI3fR47SU
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GCAq0XK1c
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo1BZWz4Z2
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yOrS8WoAW
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFs2GMb5JC
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf9o9NRmGw
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMsgjFKODj
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5ZZABTQd6
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后来——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7DNkh7Vf7
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JpYeKQIiJ
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzT09sEnC2
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZBX8Z8AR2
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm3OHF9ZPt
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2PanZwbj7
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再后来——29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetil8exEdA
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7sngHnQvP
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhEoDJWwBd
浦岛：一期……哥好。29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ9sOHwQDw
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyUbJUhCVs
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）29Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MrvXX5tNb
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）