我和靚女Miss的故事（連載中） - 十三

十三

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「Miss Leung…」我無奈地說道︰「今日開學第二日咋，我哋邊會有功課？」

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第一日返學係開學禮，介紹返新老師同其他人事變動，之後就返班房搞班務，班主任都響呢個時間進場。而第二日就係聽校長鳩UP，仲有一啲有關德育方面既talks。然後第三日先叫做正式上堂，而且通常第一堂都冇乜功課。

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Miss Leung好似而家先醒起呢樣嘢咁，呆咗一呆。

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呢一呆既表情搞到佢個樣有啲得意，同佢對住我扮出黎既惡型惡相真係有唔少落差。

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佢樣真係幾靚既，但可惜搞到我冇得打波呢…

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「冇嘢喇嘛？」我問Miss Leung︰「冇嘢既話我就繼續發吽哣喇。」

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今次我選擇單手托住個頭，然後側頭望向窗邊。

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「譚振邦，你讀5B班啊呵？」Miss Leung突然問。

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「係啊，妳擇咗我咁多次名仲唔記得咩？」我無奈地道。

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唔止擇咗我咁多次名，仲要係一日之內擇咁多次啊！

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Miss Leung響佢啲文件入面摷摷摷，最後拎咗張紙出黎，道︰「咁你同我做咗佢。」

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我接過黎，係啲英文既練習。

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「點解我要做啊？邊有留堂既老師會逼人做功課架？」留堂已經夠慘，仲要比人罰做功課？

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我唔係冇留過堂，我哋學校既留堂班不嬲係坐到夠鐘就走，雖然啲同學真係會做功課，但基本上你唔係響度搞搞震既話，當值老師係唔會理你既，邊會有老師逼人做功課架？

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「黎緊係我教你哋5B班英文，我以你哋英文科老師既身份比定啲練習你做，有咩問題？」Miss Leung一副理所當然既語氣講。

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「吓…」唔係啩？呢個妖女教我哋班英文？

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雖然我未知妖女真面目之前曾經講笑咁講過話唔知佢會唔會教我哋英文啫，但我真係講笑架咋，因為我哋本身都有個英文老師跟緊我哋，除非特別情況，如果唔係學校好少會幫DSE班換老師架喎。

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原本教我哋英文果個好人葉太去咗邊？

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真係轉人教咁我咪起碼要對住妖女Miss成年？

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「唔好吓，係我教，有冇問題？」Miss Leung見我好愕然就反問道。

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「乜唔係葉太教我哋英文架咩？」我抱住僥倖既心態問下，希望Miss Leung係嚇下我…學校邊有咁易轉老師啊…

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簡單介紹下喇，葉太已經響呢間學校已經教咗好耐一段時間，係呢間學校元老級既老師，為人非常慈祥，佢成日話自己後生既時候好火，只不過去到晚年就收晒，有時仲會比佢孫女既相我哋睇，同啲同學都相處得好好。

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就算我上佢堂成日瞓覺，佢都只係會走過黎拍下我膊頭，然後好慈祥咁笑住同我傾下計。

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「葉太冇教喇。」Miss Leung冇好氣咁反問︰「你開學禮果陣唔係瞓著覺吓嘛？」

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「吓？點解既？」我呢下先真係大吃一驚，問︰「點解既？」

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啱啱先講完，就算係DSE公開試班，啲科目都會有機會轉老師教，呢樣嘢發生雖然唔大機會但都有發生過，所以我本身淨係以為葉太只係唔再教我哋英文，估唔到係冇再響我哋學校教書…

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唉，開學第二日（其實對我黎講係第一日）已經搞咗咁多衰嘢出黎，真係唔吉利，唔通呢年我注定唔會好過？

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「啊，你真係瞓著咗架喎。」Miss Leung道︰「校長咪話佢係暑假果陣突然間因為私人原因而辭職囉。」

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「唉，唔怪得知會請咗妳返黎喇。」我喃喃地道。

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我哋學校係一間偏遠既中學，入得黎讀既學生都一樣係住附近偏遠既屋邨或者村屋，無論係學生同資源都算少（正常既，冇學生邊有咁多水掠？），正常黎講好少會請個新老師，正正係有人走，先會請個黎補充返人手。

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我而家既班主任Miss Lam，當年入黎教書既時候都係咁，啱啱大學畢業，好似話連教育文憑都冇，係一路教書一路自己進修，只係因為果陣咁啱有個莫sir退休，佢先有機會加入我哋學校。

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果陣仲有同學話點解肯請佢，係因為佢冇教育文慼所以要求既人工低，學校先會請佢咋。

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當然，而家我哋梗係唔再理呢啲閒言閒語，因為Miss Lam佢用對學生行動黎表現出，佢真係一個好好、好好既老師，學校唔請佢先係學校走寶啊。

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至於眼前呢隻妖女喇喎…哼哼…

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Miss Leung擺明聽到我暗寸佢既說話，面上表情一陣紅一陣白，過咗半响先出聲︰「譚振邦，你唔好以為我聽唔到你講嘢。」

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「下…Miss，我講下事實都唔得架咩…」我無奈地道︰「講自己既睇法…講事實，應該唔算頂撞妳喇啩…」

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Miss Leung露出咗個好古惑既笑容…

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雖然佢係笑緊，但唔知點解我覺得佢個腦而家諗緊既唔慌係好嘢，仲恐怖過啱啱對我惡型惡相既時候，於是急忙又道︰「喂，妳唔好亂咁話我又犯校規要留堂啊！我又唔係頂撞妳，呢度係香港，有言論自由架嘛！」

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呢句嘢，幾年之後聽落就覺得好諷刺…但身處果陣既香港，又點會有咁既感覺？

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Miss Leung不慌不忙咁響佢堆文件入面搵咗疊紙出黎，然後古古惑惑咁對我笑笑口咁講︰「呢度係上年DSE英文科既Paper 1，做完啱啱份工作紙之後你開始做呢份paper，我同你計時，你同我做好先準走。」

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開學第二日，一個中五生就要響留堂既時候做一份完整既英文Paper 1，Miss Leung妳真係妖女黎…

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