我都未等譚太有所反應,就一個側手翻閃咗入廁所,鎖實度門,我亦都冇諗佢喺出邊會有啲乜嘢行動,反正佢個大女、細女、同埋佢三個女人都嚟過我屋企,我屋企仲冇人添,佢哋要做嘅嘢應該做咗。51Please respect copyright.PENANAyIbz6YCvHT
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所以我就好認真咁樣沖乾淨涼,我用油碌柚葉味沐浴露冲勻全身,好仔細咁樣洗乾淨身體上面啲按摩油。
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我瞌埋眼,回憶先前喺歡樂谷度,二表姐同我按摩嗰個過程,回憶佢著住黑色喱士內衣褲個樣。雖然諗到我係辜負左二表姐對我嘅信任,然而,我亦都有啲後悔冇同佢再進一步。
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我亦都回想到女朋友頭先中咗我計,以為我嗰劈嘢係為佢而射嘅,不過美中不足,亦都好意外嘅係,我完全冇諗過佢會將嗰劈嘢奶乾淨咗,係徹徹底底咁樣吞咗,重要嘅係,嗰劈野入面一定包含咗二表姐嘅體液。
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而譚太係我今日遇到嘅第四個女人,頭先佢個樣有啲怪怪地,我覺得佢原本係想開拖打我,但突然間又會變到好似好尷尬咁樣。
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咁點解呢?
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我閂咗熱水爐制,先發現原來我臨急臨忙唔記得攞內衣褲入廁所⋯⋯
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我拉開少少廁所門喺條罅度望出去:「阿姐⋯⋯呀⋯⋯唔係,阿姨,可唔可以幫我攞件衫同我條內褲入嚟,我頭先唔記得咗。」
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譚太口噏噏唔知佢噏乜嘢,之後佢用手揞住心口,戰戰兢兢咁樣伸個頭埋嚟:「姨咩呀姨,我好老咩?叫我Alice!」
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Alice,Alice,Al你條命咩,師奶一個,我叫聲你譚太畀足面你啦。
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我指手畫腳一輪,示意佢喺浪衣架嗰度搵,不過佢只係拎咗一件圓領T恤俾我。
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當佢伸隻手入嚟廁所嘅時候,我準備去接住嗰件衫,但係佢又將隻手伸返出去,哈哈,神奇啦,呢個女人真係黐線㗎!佢呢次嚟到我屋企,應該係認為我搞過佢大女而過嚟尋仇,但係佢好似覺得好好玩咁。如是者來回三次搓咗幾板,我谷氣講:「唔好玩啦,天氣凍咗啊⋯⋯」
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佢哈哈大笑好似好過癮咁樣,我閂埋廁所門,心諗呢個師奶超級唔正常,總之由黑絲嚟搵細佬嗰一刻開始,我就好似畀幾個女人圍揼咁樣,畀人鏈住個下體玩到氹氹轉。
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換咗件灰色衫,我亦都順便試穿埋二表姐買俾我嗰套西裝。
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出到客廳,譚太即刻走埋嚟上下上下咁望住我:「咦,睇唔出你都幾高大靚仔喎,著到成個韓星咁樣,不過件西裝就⋯⋯麻麻哋喎, MUJI買㗎?定係UNIQLO ?」佢仲用手掹我件西裝衣領。
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我聽到佢咁樣睇唔起我件西裝,即刻用手撥開佢隻手:「講還講,唔好郁手郁腳!」
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我唔知係咪太過大聲嚇親佢,佢退後左幾步,慣例用雙手暗住個心口:「嘩⋯⋯嘩⋯⋯我講錯咗啲咩?使唔使咁惡呀?」
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我知道自己係大聲咗,所以即刻較低聲量講:「套西裝係我表姐買畀我嘅,幾平幾cheap都好,我都好鍾意,唔使你做判官!」
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譚太向我鞠躬:「對唔住!呢位哥哥好對唔住!小女子講錯說話唔好意思,sorry!」
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喺譚太鞠躬嘅時候,佢真係好似日本人咁樣彎腰90度角,仲維持咗好幾秒,所以我就直接見到佢雙乳因為地心吸力嘅物理現象,而垂低落嚟,形成一條頗深嘅乳溝。
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當佢再企返直個人嘅時候,我唔知係咪因為佢都有少少嬲定係點樣,佢塊面仲係好紅,我再重新將佢個人從頭到腳打量一次,以佢呢啲40歲(我估計)嚟講算係保養得幾好。同佢細女個樣都好似,反而佢大女有少少勾鼻,冇咁似佢。
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可能因為咁,黑絲個樣可能似佢老竇多啲,反而如果齋計個相貌,佢阿媽係靚啲。
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不過今日已經發生咗好多事,我都唔想再嘥時間同譚太糾纏落去,至於佢點解有我鎖匙,我問返肥妹算數。
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我行去門口拉開鐵閘:「呢度私人地方,請你離開。」
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譚太似乎唔想就咁算數,佢喺門口好大聲咁講:「你都知道呢度私人地方嚟㗎 ?咁你又亂咁比女仔入嚟你屋企,我仲以為係公眾地方添。」
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咁唔好彩,啱啱有一男一女喺Lift口行過嚟,交頭接耳唔知講乜,女人直頭指住我,同身邊個男人講緊嘢。
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於是我一手扯咗譚太入嚟跟住用另一隻手關咗大門。
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「呀⋯⋯」佢嗌咗一聲,我指住佢:「喂你唔好咁大聲呀,啲鄰居對我哋兩兄弟印象好好㗎,你仲想點快趣啲講啦。」
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死啦,唔知係咪因為我太大力,佢隻右手係咁托住隻左手手腕雪雪聲好似好痛:「後生仔,你咁粗暴㗎,呢家嘢唔係個個女人都鍾意㗎,溫柔啲呀嘛。」
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溫柔?搞咩啊,譚太咁嘅開場白⋯⋯
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呢一刻開始,形勢好似180度扭轉咗咁樣做,我點解咁樣講呢,因為眼前嘅譚太,突然間好似變咗隻小鳥咁樣,唔單止冇咗之前拉我衣領個氣勢,甚至乎好似因為我頭先所用嘅少少所謂暴力而嚇親。
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如果形勢轉咗係咁樣,咁都可以繼續傾落去嘅,總之佢一想起槓,我就踢走佢。
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我拖鞋都費事著,雙腳牙開坐咗係梳化度:「我問多你一次,你點入嚟?如果你畀唔到個滿意答覆我我就報警。」
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譚太亦都坐低,承認鎖匙都係佢大女今朝早交咗畀佢個細女,細女再交俾佢,亦即係話,黑絲偷咗我條後備鎖匙。
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我睇吓個散銀兜,真係冇咗抽後備鎖匙:「喂師奶,而家你個女偷咗我條鎖匙,你仲擅闖私人地方,我頭先睇吓周圍好似唔見一部iPad,同埋一部電腦,咁你想點計?」
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譚太真係開始驚(哈哈!正儍婆):「我冇攞你呢啲嘢,你有冇唔見咁多嘢呀?你有冇單據先?」
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我即刻喺櫃面拎咗疊信出嚟,跟住搵咗張單據放在茶几面:「你自己睇!」
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其實部iPad都唔知賣咗幾多年,我不嬲都留有兩手準備,諗過有一日啲無謂人喺我屋企出現,又賴死唔走,我就屈佢哋又好,點都好,總之鬥吹睇吓邊個惡啲。
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譚太好認真拎起啲單睇咗一陣:「喂你啲嘢買咗好多年啦喎,日期好耐㗎啦,你大我呀?」之後佢望一望我,向我投以個詢問嘅眼神。
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唔知係咪我表情上有啲乜嘢露出咗馬腳,譚太而家好似放鬆咗咁樣,企咗起身行咗去客廳窗口嗰度,望咗出邊一陣再行返過嚟,跟住喺我面前烏低身,以好純熟嘅手法,將我本身擺枱面嘅電話,一手搶走跟住好敏捷咁樣攝咗入佢條乳溝度,之後就退後咗一步。
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我呆咗一秒,之後好自然咁樣就起身伸手,潛咗入去佢個衣領入面⋯⋯
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我拇指同食指就成功將部電話夾住,但係無名指同埋手指尾咁啱就攝咗入去佢個bra度,仲掃到佢左邊胸部。
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「哎呀⋯⋯做乜嘢?你搏懵呀⋯⋯」譚太突然間雙手整理一下衣腳⋯⋯
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啪!
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我部電話就好自然咁跌咗落地下。跟住佢繼續入戲:「喂細路,你做乜摸我個胸呀?」
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我⋯⋯我⋯⋯係喎,我做乜嘢摸佢⋯⋯
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中計!
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譚太又再行去窗口,喺窗台度拎起啲嘢⋯⋯
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拎起嘅係一部電話!
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佢串串貢咁樣講:「頭先個過程我已經錄低咗,仲upload咗上雲端,有冇興趣睇吓?」
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我都唔知點樣回應,對方已經拎部電話向我展示嗰條片,內容係影住個客廳,一開始已經係影住譚太個背脊,又見到半個坐喺梳化度嘅我,跟住就係頭先咁樣,我突然間起身伸手「好似」揸咗佢個胸口度,之後就係佢大嗌同埋退後咗,退到鏡頭只係影到佢條腰對上,佢就應該係呢個時候將我部電話掉落地下。
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枉我喺公司比老細叫我做醒目仔,清潔阿姨甚至乎被我氹到認我做契仔,仲包夥食免費幫我煮埋下午個飯盒,但而家居然會衰喺一個癲癲喪喪嘅師奶身上。
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我唔甘心!
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喺呢個時候只要譚太打個電話,我相信我好快會畀警察拘捕,告我非禮罪,所以就算我而家毁壞咗佢個電話都冇用,我唔可以搏佢冇upload條短片上雲端,呢一刻真係搏唔過。
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所以我又用返同一招,再次喺銀包度拎出五舊水:「Alice,唔好意思⋯⋯當我唔啱啦(我用膊頭輕輕撞佢)呢五百蚊當我賠返畀你,同埋你可唔可以比番條鎖匙我?」
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譚太老實不客氣一手就接過我張五百蚊,攝咗入褲袋之後佢仲烏低身,半踎低,膊頭上上下郁動,笑到架架聲。
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佢件白色恤衫領口好闊,完全將佢嗰條好深嘅乳溝暴露喺我眼前。
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雖然呢條女黐黐哋線,但係佢個黑色bra同埋佢雪白嘅肌膚其實真係幾誘人,呢一刻嘅我除咗喪𥄫佢乳溝之後,就係一𥄫再昅。
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我打開門:「譚太,真係唔好再玩啦,我細佬入咗醫院,我仲要趕住去探佢,嗱嗱聲畀返抽鎖匙我!」
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點知佢好快又出咗門口一個轉身,喺褲袋度拎咗條鎖匙出嚟:「條鎖匙係我大女拎咗你嘅,不過我都未搞清楚你有冇搞過我大女,呢一刻我係唔會畀返條鎖匙你⋯⋯」
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個癲婆居然又重施故技,將條鎖匙好快咁攝咗入去佢條乳溝度:「我門口裝咗閉路電視,有本事你咪拎囉。」
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真係黐線㗎!呢三母女真係好古惑,不過我唔衰都衰咗囉,頭先佢都已經將條片up咗上雲端,如果佢要喺警察面前屈我,我都死咗一大半啦,橫掂都衰,我點都要攞返條鎖匙。
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我一手拉返譚太入屋閂埋木門,用力推佢埋書枱,佢成個人坐咗係書枱度雙腳打開咗,我就一個箭步上前食咗個位,單手潛咗入譚太件衫入面。
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我都唔理佢感受,佢不仁我不義,我用最快嘅速度搜索,裏裏外外係咁摷,期間佢一粒聲都冇出過,可能連佢都估唔到我會咁大膽。
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之後叮一聲,原來我抽鎖匙由譚太身上跌咗落地下,我就好快執返去袋咗落袋。
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跟住我同佢四目交投,大家都喘緊氣,佢又好似之前咁樣變咗隻小鳥鴉雀無聲,過咗一陣我同佢講:「你有錄影,其實我屋企都有,你講嗰啲說話,擺條鎖匙入去乳溝入邊,都應該錄影到,一齊上警署,咪睇吓啲警察信邊個囉⋯⋯」
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譚太突然耍手擰頭:「唔好呀,我唔要去警署呀,條鎖匙我已經畀返你啦,你知我屋企又冇男人(其實我唔知)得我一個女人仔,做人哋阿媽,點樣都要睇實自己兩個女啊,我大女唔生性,我驚佢又群埋啲唔知咩壞人啫。」
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咦!睇來畀我搵到佢啲弱點喎,不過佢咁樣講我有少少理解,我好細個已經要照顧細佬,亦都好清楚阿姨同埋表姐佢哋,點樣為咗我哋兩兄弟,怕我哋行差踏錯,大表姐去到學校接我放學,搵佢啲男同學兇返恰我哋嗰啲黑社會,佢哋付出嘅一切我會記住。雖然譚太係我心目中仍然係黐線,不過唔知點解呢一刻我好同情佢。
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我突然諗起,肥妹可能做援交嘅事係咪應該講埋畀譚太聽,如果肥妹係十八歲都算,問題佢可能未夠十六歲,心智未成熟,咁樣落去佢好難返轉頭。
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譚太吞咗吞口水:「冇嘢我走先啦。」
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走?譚太離開咗,轉身準備開佢屋企度鐵閘,我突然間醒起應該問佢攞返五百蚊 ,所以我衝咗出去撳住鐵閘:「你可唔可以畀返五百蚊我!」
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「係喎!」譚太喺佢條花腰褲袋拎返張五百蚊出嚟:「仲諗住唔使去㩒機攞錢添⋯⋯咦!年青人不如咁呀⋯⋯」
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譚太再喺褲袋個銀包拎多張五百蚊紙出嚟畀我:「你好人好到底,幫我拎五百蚊去荃灣警署報案室畀我大女,佢畀警察拉咗要錢保釋。」
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我好愕然:「吓!黑絲畀警察拉咗?衰咩啊?」
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譚太皺眉頭:「你講咩黑絲呀,我話我大女畀警察拉咗要交保釋金,我唔方便去警署,你可唔可以幫我拎呢五百蚊去畀佢啊。」
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「咁你頭先唔叫你細女拎去,」我唔敢接收佢嗰張五百蚊紙,我驚佢又唔知出啲乜嘢古惑裝我陷阱。
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譚太支吾以對,我要重新佢呢個時候仍然坐咗喺我細佬張書枱度,而我依然係將個人企得好近好近佢,我下體距離佢條花腰褲應該唔夠1cm,情況就好似攬住條女喺張枱度咁樣,係有啲奇怪。」
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其實睇真啲,而家嘅譚太唔只係楚楚可憐,佢兩邊臉蛋紅紅清淡嘅妝,加上佢有少少酒窩,其實真係好靚,一諗到呢度,我下面又⋯⋯
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「唔怕羞講埋畀你聽⋯⋯」譚太雙手一㩒枱面,成個人喺枱度落咗黎,就係呢一剎那,佢條闊身嘅花腰褲,有一秒鐘係掂到我條龍脈。
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佢條褲好薄,薄到頭先電光火石果一剎那,我唔知掂到佢邊個部位,總之佢落嚟嗰一刻,係有啲好實在嘅反彈力撞到我,
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「呀⋯⋯」譚太細聲咁嗌左一下。
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我亦都退後咗兩步,我哋再次四目交投,大家都冇嘢講。
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十秒鐘過後,佢塊面紅到無可再紅:「其實我老公爭人好多街數,好多收數佬上門,你搬得嚟遲,之前我屋企成日畀人淋紅油,又寄啲信畀我個大女,內容係將我大女啲相影印落嚟A4紙度,仲寫住:I love you,我想中出你個臭乜等等。直至啲警察成日上嚟巡邏,樓下保安員都多咗一個,最近先冇乜人上門。我老公已經半年冇喺度住,不過啲收數佬都係唔放過我哋。又將我大女張相擺上網話係騙子轉呃男人錢。」
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哦,了解,唔怪得我搬咗嚟從未見過佢老公出現,仲有黑絲嗰啲所謂情信,其實應該係畀收數佬整蠱同埋滋擾嘅信件。
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佢講到呢個時候,停咗一停,我感覺到佢真係好氣餒,可能呢啲就係做人老母做人老婆最困難之處。
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「我畀你睇吓啦⋯⋯」譚太拎起電話打開社交網站,搜索一個群組俾我睇,係一個寫住:「欠債還錢(老千限定)」既群組
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譚太隻右手係咁捽部電話,佢個手踭係咁撞到我個心口,直至佢搵到個post先垂低右手,改為左手拎住個電話埃埋我身邊畀我睇:「喺呢度啦,你自己睇吓。」
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因為譚太挨嘅姿勢,我左手就好被動咁樣完全貼住佢個胸口,譚太件恤衫質料好舒服,佢堅挺嘅乳房揩到我好難為情。
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講返post,內容如下:
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通緝///////////窮L扮有貨
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姓名:譚X鯨
年齡: 19歲
地址:深水埗區
電話: 6XX6 X39X(已經停咗台)
外號:駱駝腳趾
職業:老千
副業:援交雞
絕招:大腿交
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案件:網上開團賣塑身衣,頭搭尾畀咗$70000佢,話就話一個月後發貨,一路拖到今日,網站刪咗,電話cut埋,人間蒸發已經大埔警署報警TPRN XX00250X,如見到此人請聯絡我,電話:6500X X3X,重重有賞,大家唔好再畀呢個賤女人呃咗。
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呢個Post仲有張半身相,雖然用格仔遮住咗對眼,但一睇佢衣着同埋髮型,百份百一定係黑絲嚟㗎。
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不過我比較在意嘅係佢個外號⋯⋯
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駱 駝 腳 趾 ?
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