高山低谷劇場（愛情喜劇） - 07/ 逃亡男女

如果真係成篋*可樂，仆你個街咁咪即係叫我死！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgurYrSohBC

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註* = 毒品（霹靂可卡因）的俗稱

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大家唔知有冇聽過，喺香港販運毒品罪，最高刑罰係可以終身監禁，真係講句「殺咗人」未必冇咁嚴重，當然謀殺罪另計。我只係講一個案例⋯⋯有單新聞講話有個十九歲嘅學生，因為販運毒品判咗二十八年監禁。

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諗吓佢出到嚟都成四十幾歲，真係冇咗成個人生嘅黃金年代，有幾多嘢冇做到，時間係唔會等人㗎嘛，先唔討論佢食少咗幾多女，你話佢出返嚟之後可以做啲乜嘢？電話都唔識用啦，你夠膽講28年後仲周街見到人哋頭耷耷拎住部電話喺度睇？

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科技一日千里，個世界已經唔再係你所熟悉嘅世界，你要再花一段時間先可以重新適應。

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我諗都冇諗，一手用力扯住黑絲，另一隻手拖住個篋，頭都冇回就跑去荃灣街市方向，後邊仲有啲吶喊聲。

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條街都幾多人，我拖住個篋左閃右避，但係黑絲居然同我講：「我哋逃亡緊好浪漫，你可唔可以播啲音樂襯托？」

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我真係估唔到呢個時候，聽到佢咁嘅說話，都唔知點樣鬧佢先啱：「慘啦！你成家人都黐線㗎，死到臨頭仲講啲咁嘅嘢？」

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黑絲一路跑一路喺度笑，佢仲向住我隻錶講——播歌。

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我隻手錶收到指令，喺黑絲裙袋入邊嘅電話就響起音樂——

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All those thick books that we read together

I burnt them cos i felt cold in the summer

The wind's so strong it blew up all the pages

They flew round me

Trapped me like three hundred cages

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All those things we told each other

Today i can't remember any longer

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⋯⋯

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黑絲好似好開心：「咁得意嘅咩歌嚟㗎？」

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「the pancakes呀！」我大聲講。

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「乜嘢戟嘩？」

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「你阿媽隻戟呀！」

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我真係冇咩好心情再同佢講咁多嘢，呢首歌係《Sometimes I just can't remember all the things we did together》係一人樂隊the pancakes嘅一首舊歌，係我讀小學嗰陣，媽咪喺屋企做家務時成日播嘅一首歌。

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All those thick books that we read together

I burnt them cos i felt cold in the summer

The wind's so strong it blew up all the pages

They flew round me

Trapped me like three hundred cages

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All those things we told each other

Today i can't remember any longer

I tried to turn my diary

Get some memories

But in vain cos i don't even remember your name

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Something in my mind

Keeps me from knowing what's inside

From time to time

I ask why

Not because i wonder why

I wanna fly not because i have seen the blue sky

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So many desires

For all the things we choose in our lives

Do you have time to get tired

When you're just a passer-by

It's time to realise it's all designed

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All dishes we cooked together

They tasted sweet but now they've all gone bitter

Still i keep them in my refrigerator

They stink so much but i eat them as appetizers

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All those dreams we made together

Like bubbles they flew up and burst in the air

Once we were naive enough to chase after them

We used to fall but hey so what

We're truly happy

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Something in my mind

Keeps me from knowing what's inside

From time to time

I ask why

Not because i wonder why

I wanna fly not because i have seen the blue sky

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So many desires

For all the things we choose in our lives

Do you have time to get tired

When you're just a passer-by

It's time to realise it's all designed

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Hey so what

We're truly happy

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Something in my mind

Keeps me from knowing what's inside

From time to time

I ask why

Not because i wonder why

I wanna fly not because i have seen the blue sky

So many desires

For all the things we choose in our lives

Do you have time to get tired

When you're just a passer-by

It's time to realise it's all designed

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就係咁樣，我一路拖住黑絲一路拖住個篋，一路聽住the pancakes嘅「得意」歌，都唔理街上面嘅人點樣睇，我哋就一路笑住跑到去一個叫德華公園嘅地方。我諗住捉黑絲入廁所，但係佢向左走入女廁，我又向右走入男廁，大家喺門口嗰度糾纏咗幾秒，跟住我同佢一齊走左入去公園，見到有班大媽跳緊廣場舞，另一邊有班老伯捉緊棋。

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我一手推左黑絲去跳廣場舞嗰邊，另外將個篋擺咗喺捉象棋嗰堆阿伯嗰度，而我自己就180轉身拎個咗藍牙耳機戴上，扮講緊電話同埋行返出去馬路。

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身後仲聽到有個阿伯大聲喺度鬧：「擺個篋喺度替死咩！」之後個阿伯拎起個篋求其一揈，將個篋揈咗埋去牆度。

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個篋打開咗，裏面好多衫衫褲褲bra bra底底，一隻半隻黑色bra仲跌咗落地下。不過我冇理，扮到好集中傾電話，直至嗰一男一女跑入公園。佢哋並冇留意我，不過聽到佢哋嘅說話——

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「咁多人點搵啊？」

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「係咪去咗廁所啊？出面有個廁所喎？」

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「喂你入去公園搵啦，我同佢一個男廁一個女廁咁樣搵。」

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之後又有一男一女衝返出嚟，走咗入去路邊個公廁度，仲聽到好大力拍廁所門嘅聲音。

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我立即過咗對面馬路走咗入去商場，都唔諗住攞返部電話，返咗屋企先算。

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行咗冇耐，突然有個女人捉住我，係黑絲，佢仲好好笑咁話：「去唔去食車仔麵呀？」

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我望住黑絲真係唔知可以講乜，基本上我而家喺拎住一篋毒品逃亡，但係個仆街居然喺鬧市度穿梭不特止，仲話要去食車仔麵。

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有奇母必有奇女，有時你喺街見到啲人，諗點解條友咁戇居呀，但你望一望佢老母個樣你就會明白，係遺傳。

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黑絲見我冇出聲，繼續講：「不如咁啦，我請你去酒店食晚飯，當係報答你咁樣好唔好？」」

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咦！機會嚟喎！聽日星期六唔使返工喎，咪有排玩？

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鹹濕嘅心態驅使我跟著黑絲去到熊貓酒店，佢唔使check-in就直接拍卡搭lift上咗樓，之後再拍咭入咗房。

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間房唔算大，有兩張床，裝修亦都唔係好靚，望出外邊有個游泳池，我腦海浮現同黑絲喺泳池嗰度纏綿嘅畫面。

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可能我諗得太入神，黑絲一嘢拍埋我背脊度：「又諗乜嘢啊，一定係諗埋啲鹹濕野啦。」

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我攤喺床度：「你點知㗎？我係諗緊你個外號⋯⋯」

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黑絲執拾緊個篋：「你指大腿交？」

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我行埋去踎咗喺黑絲隔離，其實我乘機偷睇佢個pat pat，睇到條內褲，不過佢居然唔係着黑色，係一條灰色內褲。

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「呢幾條要洗，跌過落地下污糟咗。」黑絲執起幾個bra同埋內褲就行入個廁所，

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我就乘機睇吓個篋入邊有啲乜嘢，大部份都係啲女人衫褲，叉電器，化妝品，仲有啲文件眼鏡盒藥丸亂七八糟唔知乜春，不過就唔似有啲乜嘢所謂「可樂」嘅毒品。

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原來黑絲呃我，又畀佢玩左一鑊，走到氣都喘埋。

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我望一望廁所門，心諗如果我今晚唔砌你一鑊金，我真係對唔住我父母。

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不過其實都好，反正如果佢係冇毒品喺身，對我嚟講仲安全，就算畀警察查到，都冇嘢衰。

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黑絲喺廁所洗衫搞完一輪已經夜晚六點，天氣轉涼天色已經昏暗，我嗰肚都已經咕咕聲，真係要食返啲嘢先得。

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呢個時候打咗個電話俾細佬，睇吓佢仲有冇發燒，佢同我講話仲有燒，不過好在都算胃口食到嘢，叫我唔使太擔心。其實唔擔心佢就假嘅，一世人兩兄弟，佢有啲咩事，我都唔知點同阿姨同埋老竇交代。

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過咗一陣有人敲門，原來係酒店餐廳送餐上嚟，房入面有張書枱同埋茶几，啲食物就擺到茶几滿一枱都係，有炒飯仲有咖喱，有薄餅仲有啲甜品，最搞笑係有多啦A夢嘅生日蛋糕。

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我都冇問黑絲呢啲嘢邊個畀錢，反正間房又唔係我租，食咗先算。呢個時候又有人敲門，嚟嘅居然係肥妹，佢又將部單車推入房之後就一齊食嘢。

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肥妹一路食，久唔久就望住我笑，佢笑上嚟個樣就真係好靚，但係笑笑笑，有咩咁好笑呢？

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我食完之後，佢哋將兩盒未食過嘅嘢放咗入雪櫃，肥妹要我幫手執拾枱面啲嘢，黑絲就攤咗喺床度睇電視，肥妹又要幫我手執吓嘢，執執吓佢突然間望住我，又望下自己個衣領，之後用手揞住心口大叫：「家姐，你條仔𥄫我波罅呀！」

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黑絲鞋都唔除腳揈揈咁樣：「細路女邊有波罅呀，媽咪嗰啲就波罅⋯⋯」

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肥妹鬆開隻手，揼低頭望望自己心口，再望住我：「望夠未啊？」

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我將枱面啲嘢入膠袋掉入垃圾桶：「巴Q閉，望你係覺得你有前途，希望你好好做人。」最後嗰句其實我真係好認真咁樣講，佢阿媽同埋佢家姐已經算係犯咗啲刑事案件，肥妹仲細，可以⋯⋯

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係喎，其實佢夠唔夠16歲呢？

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我問：「喂，肥妹，你幾多歲呀？」

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肥妹走埋嚟我面前，用手拉低個衫領講：「13歲呀，你死緊啦，我未夠秤啊，你夠膽𥄫我波罅！」

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肥妹講完之後黑絲喺床說別哈哈大笑：「你唔好聽佢亂噏啦，佢十六歲讀中四架啦，喺學校好多仔追架，一早畀人破咗處啦！」

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肥妹走去黑絲度，用隻腳係咁鑽黑絲個Pat Pat：「你呢，又大腿交，又駱駝腳趾⋯⋯」

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之後兩姊妹互雙唧對方，兩個玩得好開心，搞到我都好想參與埋一份。

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大笑之後，肥妹喺個篋度拎咗啲嘢，就離開咗，間房有淨返我同黑絲兩個。

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黑絲睇咗陣電視，就入咗廁所沖涼，我即刻周圍睇吓呢間酒店房床頭櫃，會唔會好似時鐘酒店咁樣，擺咗一兩個安全套喺度，結果係冇。

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之後到我入去沖涼，大鑊，其實我邊有衫褲換呢？當我除衫沖涼嘅時候，先發現我根本就冇着內褲，記得係因為之前我返到屋企見到譚太喺度，我衝咗入去廁所沖涼，之後譚太只係攞咗件T恤俾我，並冇內褲。

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所以我頭先出街去荃灣警署根本就冇着內褲。

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唔知咁樣係好定唔好，至少我疊埋心水，索性唔着。

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廁所入面嗰條浪衫嘅威吔，掛住兩個黑色喱士bra，同埋黑色嘅內褲，仲水滴滴，好正好吸引。

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我近距離咁觀察，幻想著喺黑絲身上⋯⋯

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沖完涼我就著咗件白色浴袍，浴袍入面嘅我完全赤裸裸，出到去見到電視開咗，但係黑絲就已經瞓咗覺。

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我見茶几仲有半支香檳，就飲咗兩杯，之後就開始睇電視，諗住趁黑絲醒返之後，好好咁教訓佢。

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睇吓電視，我已經開始遊魂，仲發咗個夢，內容係見到肥妹叫醒我，佢話掉轉床瞓，我跟住又繼續瞓着咗。

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半夜我急尿急醒，去廁所出嚟再返上床。死火，轉咗兩個圈都未瞓得着，我張開眼，微弱嘅燈光下見到對女人腳，上半身畀張被冚到條腰，露咗個pat pat出嚟，雖然佢着咗條睡裙，但係我仍然見到佢pat pat條黑色內褲。

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佢所着住嘅，係一條黑色中間股罅位置有半透明暗花嘅內褲。黑絲個優質蜜桃臀唔單止遺傳咗佢媽咪譚太嘅結實同埋豐滿，仲有譚太嗰啲四十路冇嘅光滑同埋彈性感覺。

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唔知佢幾時開始過咗嚟我呢張床瞓呢？我心跳突然加速。呢單嘢，從頭到尾，根本就係佢引誘我去酒店，其實根本唔使擔憂咁多嘢，亦都唔使搵咁多藉口去接近佢。

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呢一刻，我應該做嘅就係⋯⋯

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從佢後面進攻！

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