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「聽不懂⋯⋯沒關係喔,那我先問一下」哈利挑了一位前排觀眾,但不待她回應即答,「啊妳想要聽《桃太郎》是吧?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA8s4czBrynF 維尼
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「指教!」哈利轉頭,「到底要停在介紹環節到什麼時候?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAImQnezvwDc 維尼
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「桃太郎的作者是你嗎?」哈利花了五秒才消化搭檔文法錯誤的語句。8964 copyright protection37PENANAAH1rNIYZcP 維尼
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「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection37PENANAWqUQLWhJBB 維尼
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「沒錯,奶奶就把我撿回家,還說什麼神的恩賜,其實根本不是這樣。」8964 copyright protection37PENANArM6vZqQqd9 維尼
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「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection37PENANAtGDXTUeIco 維尼
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「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection37PENANAOC8BkmtpvY 維尼
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「沒錯!所以鬼很討厭桃子,那時候島民怪我麻煩,要怎麼把我處理掉不知道。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAlbppmbVCgj 維尼
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「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAbZD1nWedOF 維尼
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「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection37PENANAwGtPaqXKvu 維尼
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「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection37PENANAgxNufd40VC 維尼
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「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAXbBP224Acx 維尼
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「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection37PENANAmbRHh32YKn 維尼
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「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAv1fT4PUj8Y 維尼
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「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAqlCpqjzw6h 維尼
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「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA9gX2ASFXSR 維尼
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「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection37PENANAqdNSu6bOlK 維尼
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「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAbC570Xf519 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAEuCJMs1mlh
8964 copyright protection37PENANAuV4gyqH4uX 維尼
「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA7eKklqZ9N1 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAw7PRiN3154 維尼
「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAwfHxUG5pim 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANATwLRzZZkVx
8964 copyright protection37PENANASF1QtFpLtE 維尼
「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAV0UT2J0h4G 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4QlqHYNQk
8964 copyright protection37PENANAS223tRUS8q 維尼
「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA3xCBdQwVxK 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANApbJOKSv5xY
8964 copyright protection37PENANAJ99gI5Hj7z 維尼
「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAM2rsUQ3Dy4 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANARdQf9Uo4Is
8964 copyright protection37PENANAOQhKh8JNFk 維尼
「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection37PENANArAZ2uBFtzk 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAPHjZMsjrc3
8964 copyright protection37PENANAq03HNFKwGq 維尼
「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAOv5D04B8Pm 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA6dRI7Z8Z0N
8964 copyright protection37PENANAOVWUV4np3y 維尼
「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection37PENANAaAa80zuLAo 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAKDslSSpjjz
8964 copyright protection37PENANAfvCVwoaUz5 維尼
「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection37PENANA6xDbuLTnpb 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAOGq4564q8D
8964 copyright protection37PENANArIWPvai1AO 維尼
「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection37PENANA1FIPHEu2Yh 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA3f22t2ojFh
8964 copyright protection37PENANAm1GmUKSQ8F 維尼
「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAwdOO6C6SUF 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAZmAar9Izus
8964 copyright protection37PENANATgvCcYdlSI 維尼
「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection37PENANAX7STQWDn1C 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAZMmW0pzT0h
8964 copyright protection37PENANAB9cPdeKQet 維尼
「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAgvXC5M44ld 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAOjGENnmYt1
8964 copyright protection37PENANAWpvnsQeCAI 維尼
「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAKZxsT2O8r3 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAsYPY9YpOeB
8964 copyright protection37PENANAKqnKTkY6s1 維尼
「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAZAAtbbvnGo 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAB5I3I8IKGG
8964 copyright protection37PENANAG3hDE7UdiY 維尼
「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAtPlkoGjGEb 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAH7y2F5GAoR
8964 copyright protection37PENANADCTAZXoQND 維尼
「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAH2wUh9eCkb 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAPFciwgoduu
8964 copyright protection37PENANAhFPMdrSaeb 維尼
「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAkfyccUDWSe 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANATFSJDgrxpL
8964 copyright protection37PENANAktSoRDqoFg 維尼
「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAtWAv87CER2 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANATgdolKbC7p
8964 copyright protection37PENANAtpz7VPgQRH 維尼
「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAsjolUvKvhN 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection37PENANADA7urzrPQ3 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection37PENANATSJfwZCorC 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAv3djJKuGmu 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA3Srq9z4XO2 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAbpBDLu2PkI
8964 copyright protection37PENANAEizNxiJMH4 維尼
「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAyU7ECbMKlB 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANATABHzx42zp
8964 copyright protection37PENANA8Xlt9ZyuqX 維尼
「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAHoWeeQXkVI 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAGy8r4G1CI4
8964 copyright protection37PENANAdXsoH3HGIt 維尼
「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAmbY5ovK0y3 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANADQ6fgKkW5A
8964 copyright protection37PENANA2oe1rIUHvI 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAwmfZgMNlKu 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANADE9W6Znp1I
8964 copyright protection37PENANAfPDPOAnSsX 維尼
「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection37PENANApXEvbMgdn8 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAuxPlrPiAjC
8964 copyright protection37PENANAKupxOJJn6T 維尼
「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAjFLauY6ZfV 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANATOJpFkcggQ
8964 copyright protection37PENANA8nwGO0K822 維尼
「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAogDgL2Prly 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANANf0SxzSGFp
8964 copyright protection37PENANA6I74wrvZ49 維尼
「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAZMhQKM1fU0 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANArGxYZuIWid
8964 copyright protection37PENANA83vv5MwYUf 維尼
「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAl8AYRpHIqN 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAm7JXsPN8jk
8964 copyright protection37PENANAOkQo2ihVt9 維尼
「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAk9CIl7RB5k 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAcUaaAzoDr0
8964 copyright protection37PENANAn4k6GRsDOg 維尼
「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAx37s2eyU6L 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAtbsoVRTAvn
8964 copyright protection37PENANAJxaPWciik3 維尼
「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAsTWjWXSbwG 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAUemuPKLniB
8964 copyright protection37PENANAR8YfOWJsOI 維尼
「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAK0nVjPqSrj 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANANy5u88Og0l
8964 copyright protection37PENANAl8phLsGso4 維尼
「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA86ow4pxz00 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANANVYH9kbnKG
8964 copyright protection37PENANAHwFhJ86KCi 維尼
「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAgSgIAAaPlO 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA8eJyxyhaSQ
8964 copyright protection37PENANAJR70C0TiOw 維尼
「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAD3hJgYztJ8 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAgRrtbX82cE
8964 copyright protection37PENANA1ZaruwBsvh 維尼
「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAZh3Oe3dbBa 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAfQXW28xhZG
8964 copyright protection37PENANADj1XGTfAjc 維尼
「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAd2yCeIEAdR 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANADI4HEjTclI
8964 copyright protection37PENANAK72vwhOjEL 維尼
「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAK6eyC1AqBR 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAqq3PqdsXBO
8964 copyright protection37PENANAiFDY054gyU 維尼
「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection37PENANADUMdjDNid2 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA3J10svSGmr
8964 copyright protection37PENANAjUO9Dg9mxi 維尼
「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAgUG4laaPmN 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAd8Rl1HVYSO
8964 copyright protection37PENANAnHoOO2pW0m 維尼
「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAZ0FM1jbizM 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAhdXN4YhSJs
8964 copyright protection37PENANAmY0xABmQUS 維尼
「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAtSLMhNgztc 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAGC7qplQQ4Q
8964 copyright protection37PENANAGO58IHDEsK 維尼
「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAHrKwewnHur 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA07XeujN50S
8964 copyright protection37PENANArE8r4yv1dd 維尼
「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAwc4vvT542n 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAoQroxRkN8Y
8964 copyright protection37PENANAm3i421Jc37 維尼
「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAgd2vfMhfe4 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA86XeRFOFcb
8964 copyright protection37PENANAyOJTsqy4sJ 維尼
「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA3Oi89zjlXt 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAMiVPhKyd43
8964 copyright protection37PENANAQNkkhdBzo3 維尼
「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection37PENANArgKVRUfpyd 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAtSsgaOnzFo
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「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection37PENANAy6ewXrRZJr 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA5bUV2qBdoJ
8964 copyright protection37PENANAdnwWSpccT3 維尼
聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection37PENANAUt6AtfFObK 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAz2XcItrm3B
8964 copyright protection37PENANAFefbVLMFcK 維尼
成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAg3UlfPoH9c 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA58GrwlVHeJ
8964 copyright protection37PENANAoirOu4zJh0 維尼
「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAkGTbE07ovW 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAq6zQgjoYtz
8964 copyright protection37PENANAsmY3S83ryr 維尼
「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection37PENANALUIwQedb0a 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAMFYnuLoqGT
8964 copyright protection37PENANAC9JpmqsIUm 維尼
「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAsNxMGp2UAM 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAaPjtYkC29n
8964 copyright protection37PENANA9gGq1ZCxwl 維尼
「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection37PENANApW9MUf90iU 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAZ55JVkBkNz
8964 copyright protection37PENANACa0y6lwMJh 維尼
「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection37PENANA4PoVLLUPZ9 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAV5JFIdcehH
8964 copyright protection37PENANAJQ2oIqcZco 維尼
「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAKzr514Z1TF 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA8AtgHf8rvY
8964 copyright protection37PENANAmvGBxOKylP 維尼
「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAbtaLYEHsTF 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAQY2r6vjS5V
8964 copyright protection37PENANA4wSzD26Znu 維尼
「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection37PENANANvXlbiPhgq 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANADXh58yV2DV
8964 copyright protection37PENANAjQSQaxUwKS 維尼
「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAfaizcs9zbY 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAj1Ph9kPd5i
8964 copyright protection37PENANAreN8TqQeT7 維尼
「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAE7LWhGVcsD 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAWaTAQN5jov
8964 copyright protection37PENANA3TynIgpJq1 維尼
「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA35yptPxl4i 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAWo5TEoHsuP
8964 copyright protection37PENANAtviNWRpcM3 維尼
「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection37PENANA1vccfOe9oK 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAb76Kvm6pi8
8964 copyright protection37PENANAylo4ATq8Dc 維尼
「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection37PENANASZK8vXSy6o 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAERZt59bjr1
8964 copyright protection37PENANA5rqvjCos9N 維尼
「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAfcW57dIi7F 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAUQp4bYye6w
8964 copyright protection37PENANA9f1RibYRnK 維尼
「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection37PENANARCFzZZ7B6B 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANASnxJLulefN
8964 copyright protection37PENANAZQV2Z4uyPQ 維尼
「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAE0Gygu9arJ 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAOAXZHJz0iC
8964 copyright protection37PENANA6MixGeQWyb 維尼
「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAIU7OWJKj2j 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAEFvsZoha9P
8964 copyright protection37PENANApdDTNwXmvh 維尼
「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAYWtClMoH4d 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAqTcMnzlBsr
8964 copyright protection37PENANAx0fVvW2PJ8 維尼
「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAB9bYmdhhtZ 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAjOvyvYjBkw
8964 copyright protection37PENANAa485XSV6EK 維尼
「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection37PENANAVIvEqDHOES 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAlQd7mxAjUl
8964 copyright protection37PENANAL4hZKmG4Dm 維尼
「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAkfn4S7wHYH 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAE9pTSjySPV
8964 copyright protection37PENANA3VOEpq4rcH 維尼
「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection37PENANAqfElndv2gu 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAZq88Ow01HF 維尼
「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAHFVNn6TR5S 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAsrr57dv1zl 維尼
「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAyxGU4PnTCM 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANABY1nLMcuUC
8964 copyright protection37PENANAWCRh6OoYQx 維尼
「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection37PENANA3rNQ5l8gO7 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAA0atBzstbl
8964 copyright protection37PENANAexILnqquz5 維尼
「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAxsUiHIxyG5 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAmo6qz5IJE8 維尼
「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA8O0hAknBMA 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAfPoo3dNzjc
8964 copyright protection37PENANA3YrnlTEARB 維尼
「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA874NjM35Mi 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAUZLg4QQLMW
8964 copyright protection37PENANAUdXFYhtuVt 維尼
「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAIV2HEoKTdf 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANATPRzfS0Lkb
8964 copyright protection37PENANAaIr1zFVMhU 維尼
「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAWilEYbvxxc 維尼
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「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAhx9a8RfHYg 維尼
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「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAauhB2vfaJX 維尼
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「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAjRvm9OclLH 維尼
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「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection37PENANAT1aRTosvNN 維尼
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「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAu2UoAZTY8F 維尼
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「沒有問題嗎這個?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAUqZ08XXrVk 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAuzyhjWwjRN 維尼
「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection37PENANA0hI4marMpJ 維尼
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「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection37PENANAIyTtwBub3d 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANACKroq1iKSK
8964 copyright protection37PENANAb6oZT1petx 維尼
「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection37PENANAeDhfwzdIWX 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANASxt6pDGSf0
8964 copyright protection37PENANAVMQmYJql0u 維尼
「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAxo3SYqUmML 維尼
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「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAQTKI76uK1J 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAoJlLAlrGSk
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「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAHWzDIZJOnF 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAxTpqVplkDw
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「好吧,那你想選哪個?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA5rqGbe0gAU 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANATXT7WIreIg 維尼
「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAD1Ld2BtFGA 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANANLDdPkvbBw
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「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAU0K5GX00LO 維尼
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「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAMNjy3jdjmB 維尼
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「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAUNx49fyVGJ 維尼
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「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection37PENANAxKwx3qgpND 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAmGdAUNZh1x
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「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAZTpe6iDbRD 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAnIWGgL7StF
8964 copyright protection37PENANAmpSiosckFl 維尼
「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAxsjpDLME1L 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAbbfJwr41HQ
8964 copyright protection37PENANA5Czr17iPRz 維尼
「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAZDQ2OoDF7t 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA9u0eb4Ta4p
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「你是不是在罵我?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAAqSSoWWP28 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANA9RWIDl36DO 維尼
「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAnzfEypzv8g 維尼
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「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAe0F5s3bc5s 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAgtQLMojfkq
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「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAw7qEwtPAkw 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAiPC4ZUfFds
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「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAEBvqp9yQjf 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAvHidKG8ygl
8964 copyright protection37PENANAD9kKmJeFWi 維尼
「你居然知道這個成語?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAkQex2yz7uf 維尼
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「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection37PENANAXprKQTBo03 維尼
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「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAS8PB7hd4WY 維尼
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「譬如?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAOwiQGYVMpq 維尼
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哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAg0R3JYgOnW 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAwPtDnjN7d5
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「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAam5m2lTkeI 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA5U6xIu6nKO
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「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection37PENANAfNl0PdDthi 維尼
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「你知道你臉上黏著麥克風,我聽得到嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA6CtulNTXWM 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANALs1msWVVvq 維尼
「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection37PENANA7E0v8NZh0f 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA56WLN4Df9f
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「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA6tWvSfQaQN 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA4Mf6B5cPbv
8964 copyright protection37PENANAUo56EXGKUm 維尼
「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA0i1UBQVDmM 維尼
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「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection37PENANAEwimqiPX4R 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANALYLSsofUvj
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哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection37PENANAV8oEw3xeYD 維尼
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「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAwlViWNLtvM 維尼
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「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAiFi1LKaqri 維尼
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「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection37PENANAwsVltlCXMB 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAUHZ9fX5wbQ
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哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection37PENANAUyUuyBF8Ll 維尼
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「好了。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAilI7l63igh 維尼
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「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAGcqw5tQgso 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAve7TEI8oZQ
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「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAkPMZoIQ1yB 維尼
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「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAva0djLQLqE 維尼
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「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA9wvl3mVCjr 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA2tPfgLgHVW
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「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection37PENANALKdswWc5CM 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA30dQ2Y86mV
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「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAs9ENtKQvUF 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAWugQUJHCya
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「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAFe8vPOwbX2 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA3zappOqy92
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「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA7MAcl44etm 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAG3DnMJ1vrT 維尼
「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAV8UkdHlOnw 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAB1CVbRZkR6
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「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAna4OmA3jKn 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAQhmvHIQxD0
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「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAEzSK72NfhL 維尼
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「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAqPU1efTxKP 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAjS6qTTPlvY
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「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAVvDOXJMFc4 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAjUjKfG2wB6
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「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA5tAFMEYiG6 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANArD6ZM6j3Ln
8964 copyright protection37PENANAkViNDNmWxG 維尼
「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAkkBzA9y6bv 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANADecg1jgoud
8964 copyright protection37PENANAH1Fl7vgLCQ 維尼
看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection37PENANA88RcPGZNYP 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAjaiF4BDq3b
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「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection37PENANArK8A8ppzrp 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAsho8RHUjJg
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「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAqJG7UO7Tyl 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAWVzpkVI1E3
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「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAmDlLpGFv6o 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAlS0R7EHJa0 維尼
「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection37PENANAii7TOyCBZY 維尼
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「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection37PENANALa8EaVi2v3 維尼
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「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection37PENANASmG1nfHOXS 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAERhsr6R7TQ
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「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAetTUaZEMq4 維尼
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「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAtn2zZ2UNX0 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAWocPoVgKmB 維尼
「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA61LJHPgYv9 維尼
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「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection37PENANA9Xr6jiK8Iu 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAGNloyKj4X0
8964 copyright protection37PENANAI7TnHW45Wf 維尼
「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAbiMPG7IjF6 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANA2zwF88KWJ7 維尼
「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA5AHn9o0jzA 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANASvQI77lM11
8964 copyright protection37PENANAnXfmJFYrX9 維尼
「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection37PENANA7KPoF3pEL6 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAMjU921Ozcs 維尼
「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection37PENANANr3d8IuDHJ 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAcRUVFpwxDk 維尼
「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection37PENANA9YwbWMWcFb 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAYy3MEO1fAU
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「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection37PENANABQKS7ygWUX 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANANSABu2YnfS
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「怖い!」8964 copyright protection37PENANA4gBgf9MFaj 維尼
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「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAVf9W5CtYDb 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANASZMJ8ezcoG 維尼
「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAc3dQlMnRQA 維尼
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8964 copyright protection37PENANAVSMJM9n24u 維尼
「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAXZEJmwxq9m 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAMW0EBsQBBE
8964 copyright protection37PENANAnMZVhjDnr0 維尼
「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection37PENANAMyj2JykAED 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAwzluUUaN2H
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「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAbk2sm3jcJp 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAzRYVJjgRfi
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全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection37PENANAhxN8VyqobR 維尼
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「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection37PENANAAAhVSdLqOh 維尼
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「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection37PENANAyTZtxAUfxa 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANAJgDZuJLlSn
8964 copyright protection37PENANAY8QEBjsSXI 維尼
「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAtpDE8094Iq 維尼
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「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection37PENANAo0v3z6rFa4 維尼
41Please respect copyright.PENANA5qWmfCiiJg
8964 copyright protection37PENANAkoOCBsvvzf 維尼
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