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「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection38PENANA8WJRWbWDOl 維尼
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「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection38PENANASgEGHoOVYP 維尼
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「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection38PENANAPwcFOIMCph 維尼
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「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAOom9Gp4Jj5 維尼
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「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection38PENANAut0zD1fcVS 維尼
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「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection38PENANAE5RKh7Rzl2 維尼
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「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAUBOJKqLLkO 維尼
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「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection38PENANAWNpnmwrbwU 維尼
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「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAVlq2DDf55h 維尼
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「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAf3f08lrt4A 維尼
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「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAdOi879dvB8 維尼
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「雞的試煉呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAAnnD8NwDK0 維尼
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「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection38PENANAKjuySksn6d 維尼
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「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAnNuOUDrvIa 維尼
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8964 copyright protection38PENANAdqqS7ymDuy 維尼
「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA7x5nCKITEq 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAr5uDvLqP94
8964 copyright protection38PENANA0C710AThui 維尼
「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAGETk3fvfSu 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA8DTiz4CkAd
8964 copyright protection38PENANAePmEz8DwhR 維尼
「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAiOcO1kvu27 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAgJZ1PdjenZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANAyDMIgQksPz 維尼
「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA15EgmQyWoN 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAPwiovvDMSb
8964 copyright protection38PENANArESNU2Ds42 維尼
「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAPmID0aLPZm 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA9r3ZQo6F9P
8964 copyright protection38PENANA1Vn2PqRJtC 維尼
「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection38PENANABwGoEdD9q8 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAJ01s5Zc4SD
8964 copyright protection38PENANADTdARZq2YD 維尼
「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA5Pn2avSq5T 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAVpcE0NbbxN
8964 copyright protection38PENANAszQUaFNF6A 維尼
「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection38PENANAcxcL9ygO1t 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAd3NKPunJo8
8964 copyright protection38PENANA6SvY5PIjaN 維尼
「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAphxcMaAjb3 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAhFoVwxtIro
8964 copyright protection38PENANAbkvzg3LQD7 維尼
「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAShsZyQlwmE 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAi3L00JqRQN
8964 copyright protection38PENANAoG0xpf59eK 維尼
「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAHXYKzxAoOr 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAq0ynmw0qEO
8964 copyright protection38PENANACqvl5sOGSy 維尼
「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection38PENANAzYz8f3OMcM 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANADgdhVJUI8q
8964 copyright protection38PENANALw63VR7pxC 維尼
「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAZQGLgjUh5i 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAvbDtFgqdiN
8964 copyright protection38PENANAqXHpvDTGRB 維尼
「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAd9sQG8wolz 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAb4MYLBdedG
8964 copyright protection38PENANAbpDySP40e2 維尼
「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection38PENANATaviRmKPvx 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAq3TiL5EW86
8964 copyright protection38PENANAJE6a2NcY3C 維尼
「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAgcjSiQxCSv 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOb467bUkDx
8964 copyright protection38PENANA0XwqVDtGfG 維尼
「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAjWZCzVhW11 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAAZfb4wff80
8964 copyright protection38PENANAKSp3dU6qRP 維尼
「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAgCXHs7ZkDz 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAHzTVmfnrl4
8964 copyright protection38PENANAb81lkUSwcB 維尼
「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAAqChuE2usV 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAlrr1g1iNaO
8964 copyright protection38PENANAz8jkufXRuI 維尼
「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAzJFpENaSX7 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection38PENANArDQjYIJper 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection38PENANA7ZzZ1iGfrl 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection38PENANA7VAVnkRdJk 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAN5thjQWUJS 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAFqDWmmWRC2
8964 copyright protection38PENANA2yM4GGatK9 維尼
「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAFOAwjoaqPM 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAhkMV4eHwCj
8964 copyright protection38PENANAteipY0y5gY 維尼
「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAFgm0X6quNJ 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAXZmyCN8HeW
8964 copyright protection38PENANAxhu5LJ160E 維尼
「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAZF8lwe4Hpx 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAWp0B4SgWS7
8964 copyright protection38PENANA0cyiOJ5Ed8 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA2X6doz559P 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA4glieFbYra
8964 copyright protection38PENANAUZlktA7fBQ 維尼
「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection38PENANATm4GSkoEgI 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAWguUNHZObT
8964 copyright protection38PENANA260bUjNeKm 維尼
「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAYCyvFc5rrf 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAADzVbcFOLb
8964 copyright protection38PENANAti964TGW8m 維尼
「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAEQdux0rboc 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAunOoVqPzQA
8964 copyright protection38PENANAoze0k4qYA2 維尼
「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAxakwSDQKhW 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA65gw57oAhk
8964 copyright protection38PENANA5Kmr1ZfVf0 維尼
「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection38PENANACBCoqtoeYZ 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAiHC208Crc5
8964 copyright protection38PENANAgidcD1qPLz 維尼
「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection38PENANArgLKg1ZJ4w 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAVRc9Q527qI
8964 copyright protection38PENANA22B4WPOViL 維尼
「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAClBOid3dKt 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2oKuAUeipy
8964 copyright protection38PENANADPletzvFEh 維尼
「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAmWNH7ePqIP 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAtOHe3663vJ
8964 copyright protection38PENANA5gIuZCB9yT 維尼
「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAbBztFsm5so 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAINo5BhOzS8
8964 copyright protection38PENANAR1J9mPGD2Q 維尼
「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA4UjZEBOXJt 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAt63bw1enC8
8964 copyright protection38PENANAFs61bTb6oq 維尼
「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA76b29Jy9qt 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqBrPcW921B
8964 copyright protection38PENANACT0nzH3X0I 維尼
「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA3zj1Dbamji 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAlFeBmH0mpN
8964 copyright protection38PENANAD9PjWafJhf 維尼
「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAsYsZN0bz1f 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAtfgn1StU1W
8964 copyright protection38PENANA7hYos3JUYH 維尼
「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAwcxMQp3oO6 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAohutdnkmHa
8964 copyright protection38PENANAKBVVe1TOLI 維尼
「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAIbRBcewxxh 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAap700Ir4nZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANAhVv4QbMDbI 維尼
「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAdQqZm8GfSA 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAnIVGoTpcBY
8964 copyright protection38PENANAknuxEhVi9Z 維尼
「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection38PENANACoaKhcZT7y 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAaBhxUG9xSO
8964 copyright protection38PENANADYPgUMLDSX 維尼
「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAn619BzJyOe 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZLmTX317h
8964 copyright protection38PENANAHUS0e5HSmv 維尼
「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAqKnLItAdHy 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAr0ZGSKyEpS
8964 copyright protection38PENANAUz5geDIB0q 維尼
「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAtVxeJuhoop 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAN6yGMTMWII
8964 copyright protection38PENANAMGrWv7ACTp 維尼
「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAM8RbxuAzR3 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqeqzwyfdtg
8964 copyright protection38PENANAXpNwxZjNcS 維尼
「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAEmnn4fe6lz 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAV1CAgVIJ08
8964 copyright protection38PENANAQWNrBC7RmH 維尼
「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA5PHu2EToqe 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANADbIoZ9SjSl
8964 copyright protection38PENANAc892bdxcnZ 維尼
「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAG5dsh6qcB0 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA5hHrmZOa3V
8964 copyright protection38PENANAAXrHcL1Rwb 維尼
「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection38PENANAlqfXj5f6sP 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANANuenNOll7J
8964 copyright protection38PENANAGaIEFhwGme 維尼
聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection38PENANAzLOxW1K2KU 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqsTxVLScto
8964 copyright protection38PENANAUwQ9NzDN58 維尼
成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAdz1W2CYHIz 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2FpNpMXyCZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANAytgDuN4bWN 維尼
「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAHRIa7BSjHv 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA6FVCfYrxh7
8964 copyright protection38PENANAY8n9gEbwz9 維尼
「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection38PENANAlJ6e9bCd17 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAxLFZaI8PAj
8964 copyright protection38PENANAkXJrvj5KzC 維尼
「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAu2pA33GXB2 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA3xGuxbqaEn
8964 copyright protection38PENANANVVs7gCard 維尼
「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAojWOjTpujw 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA0rmR2JjK6A
8964 copyright protection38PENANAdwJv6jvoro 維尼
「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAnSjnBBFvtF 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAbOYjthIHWj
8964 copyright protection38PENANApiFXS8mCZI 維尼
「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAnuMvJTHsae 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAWkGuYQVq5t
8964 copyright protection38PENANACEjC19t1D6 維尼
「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAKSrPTS5zA8 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOtJKbMYK9i
8964 copyright protection38PENANA6zfk8SWdHa 維尼
「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection38PENANA32ylqBi4Fa 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAEfiOwytial
8964 copyright protection38PENANAadDHCkMPIf 維尼
「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA05PX3scV7f 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAYzV3sZHHDz
8964 copyright protection38PENANAD8OOwHgurn 維尼
「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection38PENANACg5pUtpnhP 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAHQJe9D2D8P
8964 copyright protection38PENANAQgT6BwEa8f 維尼
「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAzG5UaICWUt 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAdW4cnT7nEu
8964 copyright protection38PENANARCDpnct8E2 維尼
「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAhF5aeJ8NWi 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAgwmwd2hzPC
8964 copyright protection38PENANArG3Un3OFWS 維尼
「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAU20MNytDVA 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAnwavDL9qyS
8964 copyright protection38PENANA2gTk93KrAg 維尼
「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAtI7lgRqzEj 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA1VosLu7y5K
8964 copyright protection38PENANAIX7lFiG4Tg 維尼
「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAfrFm9WA7VS 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA1dz4RytflY
8964 copyright protection38PENANAUUPKpRJTJi 維尼
「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAybhpTlbwfB 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOeB3hJjEsa
8964 copyright protection38PENANACUPHt4J3cL 維尼
「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA1HR7ZKeItq 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAOuJO0agUfq
8964 copyright protection38PENANAY3PD2boCla 維尼
「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAOoFYZCxNum 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAAksFjMeAbF
8964 copyright protection38PENANALZl9aZ9GZn 維尼
「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAChdON1mHv7 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAvxq5t2txbK
8964 copyright protection38PENANAws8G3EOMie 維尼
「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection38PENANAEcgJeNeLB1 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAtftjlktSC7
8964 copyright protection38PENANA32UpSTSNyy 維尼
「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAJPjJTvnKgR 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2UrF4elqyf
8964 copyright protection38PENANAMD6TF5VZOO 維尼
「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection38PENANAzgzop4HYLP 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANApbtWwHi9OV
8964 copyright protection38PENANADuYLwxPWW3 維尼
「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAe21F5rQQol 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANALAtOTfqOOA
8964 copyright protection38PENANAlKXqx4vw5J 維尼
「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAjRIz6mQ7mJ 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAz13sPuwXjP
8964 copyright protection38PENANApdaFhEq8Or 維尼
「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAZjjKzUU9JI 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA3l3JKyip0f
8964 copyright protection38PENANAEzZdyr7Hke 維尼
「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAbAwi0WH9JI 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANABW5hY9BS6q
8964 copyright protection38PENANA9IXRLJiCS7 維尼
「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA27N54sPkZs 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAWAGxcRDrrb
8964 copyright protection38PENANA7L81NiP0OM 維尼
「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAO6WuLssMoS 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAi7oxyZCJX8
8964 copyright protection38PENANAuWxCe3s4k9 維尼
「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAUcmIimkIU0 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA8aoymWkX1X
8964 copyright protection38PENANAvS1tptomvl 維尼
「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAQAj54exp8V 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAIAMVjVBUFZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANAGnMJQIZxfv 維尼
「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection38PENANACKq19Qsjax 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANASJFeSirdJz
8964 copyright protection38PENANAamBvGf8nOo 維尼
「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAJYHCAwCFWb 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANALtQn3p2Nwq
8964 copyright protection38PENANAeHK11MTv24 維尼
「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA8kify6J1US 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANANpmabqc8tr
8964 copyright protection38PENANAGdiaV4nxww 維尼
「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection38PENANAf7MF0rzd53 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAmR1UurnYGv
8964 copyright protection38PENANABuBnYB7jJo 維尼
「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection38PENANApF9IrRYZdl 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAs9gAFtJ5Ie
8964 copyright protection38PENANAb40zBAJaO1 維尼
「沒有問題嗎這個?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAUIuPjCr4Uv 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAZzwBhdGRj4
8964 copyright protection38PENANAVb1QRNCQCS 維尼
「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection38PENANAcXeWjeISKG 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAJa1Qny6LCF
8964 copyright protection38PENANAhR6jBNgHTA 維尼
「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection38PENANAE8FPBnSCD6 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAiV3qWC7iH7
8964 copyright protection38PENANA5dCJf114iq 維尼
「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection38PENANAFBmiprQ6eN 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAKgMHOPOzWN
8964 copyright protection38PENANACLdq0gGfh5 維尼
「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAyyVYHQqYAh 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAgIFBlZixZ1
8964 copyright protection38PENANAXigBL1bXVY 維尼
「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAchNjbwvxAL 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANArw2nJfLbXO
8964 copyright protection38PENANAPG7E0sTlNN 維尼
「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAWmCJm8CwHb 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAX2pH599APl
8964 copyright protection38PENANAvgieWP1CdD 維尼
「好吧,那你想選哪個?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAOyuOrbOSJf 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAG1JfhkOqOv
8964 copyright protection38PENANA5HyOKja22u 維尼
「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAQ6HaJtaif3 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAmEqyDaycVb
8964 copyright protection38PENANA8yrl6CXxzM 維尼
「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAoK2aRfntju 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAlad1TNzQfv
8964 copyright protection38PENANA37KzHD7BGD 維尼
「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection38PENANATLqwwBTWsE 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAIBurFronlZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANAGuOyDCwSpp 維尼
「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAHiVAG4lpKU 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAKAYowtaoTV
8964 copyright protection38PENANA6MJXzjPUt2 維尼
「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection38PENANAqz6HtpE5Hp 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA1hPq0jffrA
8964 copyright protection38PENANAePzVEvfvmI 維尼
「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA4m01GVXUaY 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAjvAee2R95C
8964 copyright protection38PENANABLYsAYqXJU 維尼
「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAc9C3BRp82q 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAT39RPQeoO5
8964 copyright protection38PENANAhR4QAShUkj 維尼
「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA01zkLo5nHk 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA1yuLslJru8
8964 copyright protection38PENANAAKzo3mXAvt 維尼
「你是不是在罵我?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAoI6WlYdgac 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA0N0GJJzTMZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANAURlKDLEEzR 維尼
「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAqOJrVJTglL 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAN4WohQSlUu
8964 copyright protection38PENANAfaqTyuzRJq 維尼
「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAlHkTidGCR6 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANADJwCidH6mB
8964 copyright protection38PENANANoESmUsQfF 維尼
「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAsYstBW2bi1 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4zn0EMws4
8964 copyright protection38PENANAcA4zu7tTfD 維尼
「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAnOwedBUXgq 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAs0AGXD8AbL
8964 copyright protection38PENANApC6UUZrgBv 維尼
「你居然知道這個成語?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAE2jRpkZZMr 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA3Yul8KMTSW
8964 copyright protection38PENANA7l8MxCYmFE 維尼
「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection38PENANAzP2PEL5lBO 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAHNfPpwKpV4
8964 copyright protection38PENANAIaRqp862Zd 維尼
「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA4AapDuJF7D 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAvSDj1syCgp
8964 copyright protection38PENANAT5enjSlT9h 維尼
「譬如?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAIQLvz0RWer 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAxXW9KqDGJg
8964 copyright protection38PENANAotgKXHYQPK 維尼
哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAl2vnGOgQkH 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANALJVTCdWOfR
8964 copyright protection38PENANA8IXKCKgKbU 維尼
「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA5LLRyCYGl7 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAMODxV9rYe6
8964 copyright protection38PENANA1X1B9kg9Jl 維尼
「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection38PENANAsabWpMuuj4 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAvSKTJMzjnT
8964 copyright protection38PENANAmtivu9sxAz 維尼
「你知道你臉上黏著麥克風,我聽得到嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAqkv6TMmwLs 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAr8rRCHa76S
8964 copyright protection38PENANAuCWYq97ly3 維尼
「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection38PENANAZ8PHJMJoA2 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAIAb2Yj0YI0
8964 copyright protection38PENANArVUYwRKrVD 維尼
「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAqzc1RVMXUy 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAIx1H9YqCDH
8964 copyright protection38PENANATv1jz1tjMT 維尼
「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA3VMN5P0REw 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAepmR9YCtVv
8964 copyright protection38PENANAT1cJHggxBJ 維尼
「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection38PENANAIN1tgrbuT5 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANASsZ6GY7woO
8964 copyright protection38PENANA0baI94p0Zh 維尼
哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection38PENANAn4wubdT7ZQ 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAgf6XQnZAi3
8964 copyright protection38PENANA683ystIkgT 維尼
「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAC9qXft3Jyw 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAaLWt7hL42P
8964 copyright protection38PENANA96kutzMs87 維尼
「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAmVVxyyl5rz 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAtbCxl4JKUO
8964 copyright protection38PENANAAJuorGDups 維尼
「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection38PENANAko2oYS826J 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAEWJviNBVt6
8964 copyright protection38PENANAQ7RkVE1X5w 維尼
哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection38PENANANU646QuooI 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAc03r4ILKvS
8964 copyright protection38PENANAb3I5Ckcmfu 維尼
「好了。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAxzqwqbIliG 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAYAnYWKYFlZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANANDhjc7G3zQ 維尼
「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA0YtUe0iiQg 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAatuCy0truU
8964 copyright protection38PENANADK9peL2xxu 維尼
「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAPXTPsBV5Ix 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAaMFvmSnWNd
8964 copyright protection38PENANAURSMrMkPcq 維尼
「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAPTQaVTk6eT 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAfFYc7qagbF
8964 copyright protection38PENANAWrOhEI6uaC 維尼
「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA54ZOte70uM 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6BHfL8gE8
8964 copyright protection38PENANAQzIYS9uJ3t 維尼
「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection38PENANALNdPRANjvT 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAdrjYgz8ov0
8964 copyright protection38PENANAmTPArVRBEk 維尼
「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAO27eqrlMSk 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAfEB9CqLhHi
8964 copyright protection38PENANA3Ds1azgEor 維尼
「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAD3eTjVXZ0s 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAaJIK34IKOH
8964 copyright protection38PENANAjwcir3zKGZ 維尼
「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection38PENANADhMhOa3uct 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAZkNsGWNP4l
8964 copyright protection38PENANAa8avaa0abB 維尼
「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAEBtsRs93VX 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAE9kM5ZPknu
8964 copyright protection38PENANAYFWCN3P2xG 維尼
「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAACasf8Tdgp 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAEDqyI2UucQ
8964 copyright protection38PENANAifc3TTijgN 維尼
「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection38PENANANXPe7rBWmB 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAyuvcgCIdN6
8964 copyright protection38PENANApZ5FA7MkSz 維尼
「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAcVDUGtwcIF 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA7rOFYNLXWG
8964 copyright protection38PENANAAQhLVMhClS 維尼
「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAorVOA9gPET 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANApHNKyDNAR6
8964 copyright protection38PENANAmp6aTWioMd 維尼
「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAsErsdTBp0s 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAyT25l94lGC
8964 copyright protection38PENANAHi0dj2yixg 維尼
「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAr4NOv8Darv 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAwoMgk1bQaN
8964 copyright protection38PENANAw4Dvhx2DoK 維尼
看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection38PENANA3LXufQSaAH 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAgePxsvcT7D
8964 copyright protection38PENANAEE1JZOBmjI 維尼
「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAgO7sfgCIK8 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAKYd8bMzjcB
8964 copyright protection38PENANA9AYRjlDc64 維尼
「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAScfX1exwEy 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqb2mKPTv8E
8964 copyright protection38PENANAxRSGyeOmwE 維尼
「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection38PENANARz7c0OfEi2 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAU0zfxYfSgE
8964 copyright protection38PENANAB3eiLiGxh3 維尼
「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection38PENANAho0gRZAQQx 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA7nAGZ3wyvr
8964 copyright protection38PENANAkHRaAhUblH 維尼
「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAnUwR0SacSa 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAHe2h0ncHJX
8964 copyright protection38PENANAjJpL4OwESN 維尼
「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAifU0dstVbe 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAjEhkeKsilq
8964 copyright protection38PENANAtwc5YC24pI 維尼
「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAB7qK4mek8b 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANABlaXcA7Dg2
8964 copyright protection38PENANA6YYrKSfADO 維尼
「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAceOGvudf0Q 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA3VBpbVEpHv
8964 copyright protection38PENANAEwShpZdcYO 維尼
「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAhnds7sUMjy 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAY3RjTUlSAa
8964 copyright protection38PENANAeNZ4UW6qVI 維尼
「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection38PENANA9CUiRwxLhB 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2JKfQOe56q
8964 copyright protection38PENANAEtH9dcQ13W 維尼
「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection38PENANA3HFmyI7fAj 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAiNbW00BD2f
8964 copyright protection38PENANAMVFvYdLv36 維尼
「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAQHVaRI0nHf 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA5ai0hOJdRo
8964 copyright protection38PENANAyW7xMjWitD 維尼
「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAQKeR3PPhPa 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANANpbPeNsa86
8964 copyright protection38PENANAlIc7JyAB36 維尼
「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA4NkxiSlC1W 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANADt5TmIpmPc
8964 copyright protection38PENANAgSZSv9eHFw 維尼
「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAkODukj1ys4 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAD3girb0PKB
8964 copyright protection38PENANAuzCgKAOO1k 維尼
「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAxdhz56pg5x 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAUVoDk8570z
8964 copyright protection38PENANAKuXEbiltAo 維尼
「怖い!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAhoMALSG5W0 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAoVqK5ggw0i
8964 copyright protection38PENANA8MN7FlX9ps 維尼
「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA7Y0dlkV8gH 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z2N3QF5ii
8964 copyright protection38PENANAlzWB7sPIKg 維尼
「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAd4Ouu4sW6S 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAeFasKigbjd
8964 copyright protection38PENANAbPlPs2xvPp 維尼
「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection38PENANApq7pv1KjmM 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANANqb9uaEhL3
8964 copyright protection38PENANAKo1vd3fEuT 維尼
「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAjINXMiBesE 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAR90Ucc2yO8
8964 copyright protection38PENANAXsJjTxGna6 維尼
「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection38PENANADqwP7DRtuo 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAQz8CEbRx6l
8964 copyright protection38PENANAPmUuDE3RX9 維尼
全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection38PENANAqYUCuHDS5b 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAqNz9X2TMuN
8964 copyright protection38PENANAiy5sKt9yp7 維尼
「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAZdTx90prmQ 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA2OJIYwznkC
8964 copyright protection38PENANAslMO669Pha 維尼
「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection38PENANAkYPezwn6XK 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANA9kiPjrcTyY
8964 copyright protection38PENANAdwveGBKR5J 維尼
「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAdetzxkAsrZ 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAmbBsIqMhDZ
8964 copyright protection38PENANA2pBzrpReB9 維尼
「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection38PENANA5mPeMVGi4t 維尼
42Please respect copyright.PENANAj1sVny5YKS
8964 copyright protection38PENANAqDvFVN8YsS 維尼
「所以你每天都在跑,最後呢?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAmLHlHFXV7p 維尼
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