某日半夜，小王子和李白、陶淵明在居酒屋喝酒。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67IXSYz7Da
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「人生短暫如白駒過隙，我們應當即時享樂，來，再乾一杯」李白說47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvJ4QF15OD
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「李白你已經喝太多了，該停下來吧！」小王子勸告47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyOdgT2wyM
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「怎麼會呢？啤酒才喝到十杯而已。我可以再喝二十杯。」李白舉起酒杯說47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcQt5xpkX2
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「小王子你不用擔心酒錢，我有一張信用卡，酒錢再多也不用怕，正所謂天生我材必有用，千金散盡還複來。」李白拿出信用卡如是說47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOBpmHOv1F
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「小王子你也辦一張信用卡吧！君不見高堂明鏡悲白髮，朝如青絲暮成雪，何必為了金錢，放棄眼前的快樂呢？人生得意須盡歡，莫使金樽空對月。」說完李白喝完第十一杯啤酒47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MqeuSHeL4
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「李白不要再吟詩了！我認為只有披頭散髮回到深山老林，人才能得到內心的平和，過著隱居的生活才是真正的快樂。」陶淵喝了一口桃花酒平淡的說。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBAd94GC7R
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忽然背後傳來刺耳尖銳的笑聲，一名西裝筆挺的上班族走近小王子三人。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oMfr3fG89
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「我聽到你們說的話，覺得太可笑了，真是一群衣食無憂的閒人，我每天加班加點工作，背著帳單債務的壓力，根本忙到沒時間快樂，你們這些大學生不事生產，整日吟詩作對，你們是在憂愁什麼？」上班族大聲地責罵。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0ONqJVfUq
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「不服是嗎？你敢與我決鬥否？」李白說完拔出古色古香的桃花木劍。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9BcLptRs9
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「我樂意奉陪。」說完上班族拿出一柄黑到發亮的不鏽鋼不沾鍋。「你可識得這兵器否？我就是江湖人稱背鍋俠，a.k.a救火隊隊長。」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMEmV4ecOU
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此話一出，陶淵明大驚失色。「李白這下子算踢到鐵板了，傳說背鍋俠能力扛千斤重的責任制，可說得上是怪力無窮，且看李白如何接招？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPAfoqTzRC
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「我怕你不成，吃我唐詩劍法。」李白將木劍揮舞得連綿不絕，有如何黃河之水天上來。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTLW2Vct8B
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「好漂亮的唐詩劍法，背鍋俠頂不頂得住？」陶淵明驚呼連連。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRX6D8WyVz
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背鍋俠冷笑一聲，見他腳步飄忽，左挪右閃，李白凌厲的劍法傷他半分汗毛不得。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscjOFiKhxr
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「哼！太嫩了，上班裝忙的閃躲飄，我早就練得爐火純青，你是打不到我。」背鍋俠如是說。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrDt7rblKi
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「李白的攻勢被化解，背鍋俠太不可思議了！」陶淵明讚嘆連連。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjciAeBdik
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「你到底在幫誰啊？李白你不能輸。」小王子責怪47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGTiqQcqyP
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「呵呵！你的劍法太慢了，太慢了，現代可是高壓力高工時快步調的江湖，唐詩劍法過時了！吃我一個大甩鍋。」說完背鍋俠反手一個大甩鍋，將李白打得頭昏眼花，倒退三步。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1Li34ViCe
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李白踉踉蹌蹌，看起來很是狼狽，反之背鍋俠顯得迎刃有餘。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciK1skbcTi
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李白擦掉嘴角的血只道：「不！我還沒輸，且看我舉劍邀明月，對影成三人 。」說完李白將桃花木劍揮舞得神鬼莫測，背鍋俠彷彿一次面對三人夾攻，他的眼睛分辨不出，哪裡是燈光，哪裡是影子，哪裡是李白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFJje2B4Z9
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「李白這招月下獨酌，不得了啊！巧妙利用木劍在燈光下的折射，造成視覺上的錯覺，達到實中有虛，虛中有實的境界，背鍋俠不妙啊！」陶淵明認真分析。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ya7bVDNkU
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只見背鍋俠挨了好幾下的桃花木劍，下盤依然如老樹紮根，屹立不搖。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4ztMt2OqF
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背鍋俠冷笑道：「我的身體已經練成刀槍不入、水火不侵，你的劍法再狠毒，有慣老闆一句共體時艱，來得狠毒嗎？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVA5bFnPxT
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說完背鍋俠脫下西裝，露出半身裸體道：「請看！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54SNogQwxZ
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所有人都驚呼連連，陶淵明面露佩服的神色道：「要練成這樣不簡單，沒有苦練一萬個小時達不到啊！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddmPnd1bhZ
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背鍋俠說：「沒錯！這是我上班一萬個小時才練成，我的外家硬功夫不只練肌肉，連肝都硬化了！」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaQ7pv6r8y
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「天哪！真是個武癡啊！李白這下真的慘了！」陶淵明讚嘆不已。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SxvfrlOAa
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李白漸落下風，當他的桃花木劍打到背鍋俠的身體，下一秒木劍已被硬化的肝震碎了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT9rcutef7
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「受死吧！我代替所有爆肝工程師懲罰你。」說完背鍋俠舉起不鏽鋼不沾鍋，眼看就要手起鍋落時。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZonR9WKqf
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被打到鼻青臉腫的李白說：「功夫練到肝硬化，這就是你想要的人生嗎？值得嗎？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4Omu324lw
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背鍋俠咬牙切齒說：「不然還能怎樣？不肝硬化買得起房、買得起車、娶得到老婆、養得起小孩嗎？」47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4NyqhGRzN
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李白說：「那就決定是你了，破壞神！」話音未落，一頭龐然大物破門而入，背鍋俠還沒反應，印度戰象舉起一腳，以雷霆萬鈞之力，把背鍋俠踢飛至千里之外。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyetmKUbOsE
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這時李白跳上破壞神的背上說：「小王子、陶淵明，我們走。」破壞神捲起象鼻將小王子送到背上，而陶淵明順著象尾攀爬至背上。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3IHHTmVv0
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酒吧裡所有人都被眼前的戰象震懾，直到小王子三人騎著戰象消失至黑夜，眾人才有反應。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxF5GicJgr
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「怎麼會跑出大象？」眾人議論紛紛47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH2AGsiXTl
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「年輕人你不講武德。」這時從千里之外甦醒過來的背鍋俠破口大罵
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