小王子入學第一天,王后開車送小王子到山上,一路上王后叮嚀小王子許多事情。38Please respect copyright.PENANArH1DEpk15M
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「小王子你到學校要好好努力唸書,將來畢業後到台雞電當工程師,年薪百萬不是夢,媽媽以後的人生就指望你,你一定要有出息。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAl3Q2XVg0jh
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「我知道了!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAjiAyOjtxKR
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「小王子到了學校要與老師、同學好好相處,他們是你的人脈,人脈就是錢脈,建立好關係,將來有了學長姐引薦,畢業後進台雞電再也不是問題。」38Please respect copyright.PENANACkvY7WZ2SZ
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「我明白了!」38Please respect copyright.PENANA1Qv9OaqidF
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「小王子到學校如果同學欺負你,一定要告訴媽媽,媽媽會來到學校保護你,不讓你被外人欺負。」38Please respect copyright.PENANA6OuK1URq6F
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「知道了!媽你不用為我擔心,我會好好照顧自己,我已經滿十八。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAi07kov5va4
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「是啊!但在媽媽眼裡,你永遠都是媽媽心中的蠶寶寶。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAcEwckS3qck
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小王子在王后接送下,進入了市區山上的大學。話說作者不想被寄刀片,之後姑且就叫這所大學為「山上大學」。38Please respect copyright.PENANA0XbAujrS6b
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山上大學第一堂課,教授問學生一個問題,「畢業後你們的志向是什麼?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAUHJDAwEy4V
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台下的大學生一片靜默,各自低頭滑手機,大概是好學求知的緣故吧!38Please respect copyright.PENANADMytZH1vmk
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教授又問:「你們為什麼會想就讀山上大學?又為什麼會想讀詩文系呢?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAMYTZORKKiw
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台下的大學生依然沒有人回答,但開始交頭接耳、竊竊私語,也有部分學生仍然低頭滑手機,一頭沉浸在浩瀚的知識學問裡。38Please respect copyright.PENANAhO0MqTytv2
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教授嘆了一口氣說:「你們都這麼害羞不願意回答,那我就隨機點名,順便認識一下同學。」38Please respect copyright.PENANApvcJE5UxIr
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教授翻開點名簿,大喊「陶淵明!」38Please respect copyright.PENANA6aBPqmwrg1
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陶淵明舉起手來喊呦!38Please respect copyright.PENANAw1i4Zpvney
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「說說看你畢業後的志向。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAaMaAUoqRTv
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「畢業後我想當公務員,吃五斗米飯。」38Please respect copyright.PENANACg9nduBLd0
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「好清晰的志向,那你為什麼想考公務員?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAwt2mR4SE8P
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「光宗耀祖。畢竟我爺爺是公務員,我爸爸是公務員,我哥哥也是公務員,我當然也必須是公務員,如果我考不上,我過年不敢回家吃年夜飯。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAxVSi2Wmq3J
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教授嘆了一口氣說:「陶淵明真是辛苦你了!」38Please respect copyright.PENANAKDIXNNGwLW
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教授繼續點名:「李白在嗎?」李白瞬間從睡夢中驚醒。38Please respect copyright.PENANA3T0rav7sJ3
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「說說看你為什麼會來讀詩文系?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAaArnFuSCsF
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李白兩眼迷茫,用看起來像是宿醉多日的菸酒嗓說:「我也不知道,分數剛好落到了就上,反正現在出社會也不知道要做什麼,不如先來讀大學,過一天算一天。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAKw1se3ooYr
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教授搖了搖頭,嘆口氣說:「希望你能在這三年的大學裡找到未來的志向。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAtDZJeVlCsd
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教授點名小王子,也只剩下小王子沒被點名,詩文系只有三名學生,其他人都選擇更有前途的理工組科系。38Please respect copyright.PENANAlsAytnOz85
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「小王子你畢業後想做什麼?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAsjXdVDK0zi
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「母后期待我畢業後進台雞電當工程師。」38Please respect copyright.PENANAqMuWnprex0
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「那你自己畢業後想做什麼?」38Please respect copyright.PENANAUfWKxJAJcc
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「畢業後我想當吟遊詩人。」小王子說完,李白和陶淵明捧腹大笑。38Please respect copyright.PENANAxPai0dh1wA
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「這裡沒有詩人,但是你可以流浪到淡水當街頭藝人,哈哈哈哈哈。」李白抱著肚子,笑到在地上打滾。38Please respect copyright.PENANAwyRUegYf8I
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「太不切實際了,在福爾摩沙當詩人會變死人啊啊!」陶淵明搖搖頭笑到流淚說。38Please respect copyright.PENANAyOAS1Q4sSR
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只有教授熱淚盈眶,「這是我這輩子最想聽到的答案,教書那麼多年,終於有學生說他想當吟遊詩人……」38Please respect copyright.PENANAjKZR5R6uDe
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小王子自言自語的說:大學真的好奇怪,好奇怪……38Please respect copyright.PENANA0AQZxzq6FM
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