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Oh my god, the sun is coming up! I need to wake up, today is my 5th birthday! I'm so excited. I wonder what I'm going to get for my birthday. I've been really, really good, and I've been begging Mom and Dad for an elephant for a long time now. I've been wishing and wishing for one, and I just know they're going to get me one. Gosh, I better pick my nose.
I'm going to wear my favorite magic, force-field blanket today instead of clothes. I might have to save a princess from Darth Vader later, even though girls are yucky. I'll just check on some of my other toys really quick before I leave my room, make sure they're all okay.
MOM, wake up! It's my birthday! "Quiet down right now, you scared me, I was sound asleep," she says, rubbing her eyes. "Don't you ever do that again and stop jumping on my bed. Go back to your room, and I'll get up later." But Mom, it's my birthday! Did you get me an elephant? "Sizzle junior, I told you a thousand times, you're never going to get a real circus elephant. They're way too expensive and big." But Dad told me he would think about it last night. It's 3 a.m. in the morning, and you are lucky Dad hasn't woken up yet. Go back to bed, but I don't want to. I'm too excited.
I am going to go have a laser gun fight with my dreaded enemy, the Evil Stuffed Cookie Monster. I'll show him who's boss. I think one day, I'll become a professional monster gun fighter, and I'll only accept candy as payment. And, I'll have a pet tiger as a sidekick. That would be so cool!
Oh my god, what happened? I fell asleep again! It's my birthday, I need to get up fast! "MOM, where are you? It's my birthday! Did you get me an elephant?" "Sizzle, you can open your presents today at the dinner party," she says. What, no way! Mom, it's my birthday right now, and you want me to wait until night? That's not fair! I want my presents now. And, where's my elephant? You and Dad promised you'd get me an elephant.
"Okay, Sizzle, I'll let you have a strawberry Krispy Kreme donut, and open one present now, if you promise to be good until dinner, when it's your party." Okay, Mom, I promise! The one present I want to open now is my elephant. "Sizzle, there is no elephant, dear. You should open up this present Dad picked out special for you, because you make him laugh." WOW, a rubber chicken! OMG! I love it so much! This is my new best friend, and it will make do until I finally get my real elephant one day. The end.
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