Today me and Mr. Fluffywhiskers went on a BIG adventure! Mr. Fluffywhiskers is my bestest friend in the whole wide world even though he's a stuffed kitty. Mommy says he's not real but I know he is real because at night he tells me secrets.
We woked up super early when the sky was still sleepy. I putted on my red boots that make me run SUPER fast and my cape that makes me fly (but only when grown-ups aren't looking). Mr. Fluffywhiskers wanted to wear his special hat but we couldn't find it. I think the sock monster tooked it.
First we went to the backyard which is a magic forest full of dragons and unicorns and dinosaurs! A T-Rex tried to eat us but I said "No thank you Mr. T-Rex!" and he was sad but then I gived him my apple from lunch and he was happy again. Did you know T-Rexes like apples? They do!
Then we founded a treasure map behind the big tree. The map showed where a MILLION dollars of candy was buried! We followed the X and digged with my plastic shovel. We digged and digged and digged for maybe one hundred hours. Then we founded a worm! He was wiggly and said his name was Bob. We didn't find candy but Bob was a good treasure too.
After that, we went to space in our cardboard rocket ship. Space is really dark but also has lots of stars that look like sparkles. We met an alien named Bloop who had three eyes and seven arms. Bloop wanted to play tag but it's hard to play tag with someone who has seven arms! They can tag you everywhere!
Then it started to rain stars! They were small and tasted like Lucky Charms. Mr. Fluffywhiskers ate too many and got a tummy ache.
When we comed back to Earth, we had to be very quiet because Mommy was on the phone. She makes her serious face when she's on the phone. Me and Mr. Fluffywhiskers tiptoed to the kitchen for snacks. I reached for the cookies all by myself because I'm a big kid now. I only dropped two on the floor but that's okay because the floor is only dirty on Tuesdays and today is Thursday or maybe Wednesday.
After snack time, we had to rescue my little brother from the evil baby jail (Mommy calls it a playpen). He's not a very good adventurer because he drools and can't run very fast, but we love him anyway.
The end of our adventure was the best part! We founded a magic puddle that wasn't there yesterday. When we jumped in it, it made our feet all wet and splashy! Mr. Fluffywhiskers got all soggy but I told him it's okay because soggy kitties are extra brave.
Now it's dinner time and Mommy says adventures are over for today. But me and Mr. Fluffywhiskers know that tomorrow will be even better 'cause we're gonna find a dinosaur that can fly and shoot rainbows out of its nose!36Please respect copyright.PENANAluBFTmkM8U