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#12

然後？吐啊......

菜根 菜根
Mar 5, 2025 18 2 Mins Read 543 Words
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蟑螂，是個天生令人厭惡的存在！

而今天，我要告訴大家，嘴巴，不要微張！

不要每天24小時都像個被嚇到嘴巴張開的笨圈！

因為小強，會唰的！飛進你的嘴吧！

那天，是個下雨天！

算一算菜根與蟑螂對決，已經超過3x年。

蟑螂的習性、癖好、出沒地點，我應該都用3x年的菜生，瞭若指掌才對！

萬萬沒想到！

小強，不愧是地球真正的霸主！

你猜猜，我在哪裡發現他！？

在我正在磨咖啡豆的時候！！

當你打開精品咖啡袋的時候，你會幹啥？

當然是打開夾鏈袋，好好給他聞個一口！

然後，菜根不疑有他，搭開夾鏈袋的瞬間，嘴巴微張要好好聞他一下！

然後！就是那個然後！

地球古老的活化石就從裡面，唰地跳出！

由於這距離跟親吻一樣近！

我感受到那六條腿的觸感抓在我臉上！

微涼的腹部貼在下巴！

在那零點幾秒的時間，我都來不及有內心戲！

活化石頓時展現出他想要鑽入黑暗的洞的可怕天性！

他，衝進了我的嘴！

瞬間啟動我高頻顫動模式！！

我全身簡直嗡的比墊圈按摩棒更加快速！

還以為被皮卡丘十萬伏特了！

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然後呢？我咬碎了牠！！！

「呸！」，連牠被分好幾截的屍體吐在了洗手槽上！

觸角還在動！噁爆！

牠擦的！真的是他擦的！

我連口水都不敢吞，直接拼命漱口！

我知道的！那該死惡臭的美乃滋，裡面可是一堆寄生蟲！

我低著頭，不讓口水有機會進入到食道！

我簡直把這輩子的驚嚇都用完了！牠擦的！

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然後用漱口水，漱了12遍！整罐都給我用完了！

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過了三天，我仍然不放心，去做全身檢查！

幾天後，醫生說了一件事：

「菜根？」

「對。」

「我們發現一件事情！」

「說吧......」，難道是寄生蟲！？

「你......」

「我......？？」

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「不會對蟑螂過敏耶！」

「擦林老師！」

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