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No Plagiarism!AucPuN0hze13HCOpwj2Xposted on PENANA 就算對方是蟑螂,也要有所謂的「禮儀」。8964 copyright protection11PENANAhRmFMmMJh5 維尼
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當下是2025年的悠閒早晨,陽光透過落地窗,溫柔地灑落在客廳的沙發上。8964 copyright protection11PENANAfgFz9NpfCU 維尼
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昨日剛尋得一位失散已久的狐狸族同伴,心情大好,便打算今日好好犒勞自己。8964 copyright protection11PENANAgntyPEvMAR 維尼
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於是,我決定前往住宅對面,那家要價七十元的高級滷肉飯店,買上一碗享受這難得的美好時光。8964 copyright protection11PENANA5SqHBxH0Pa 維尼
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然而,就在我準備推門而出的瞬間——8964 copyright protection11PENANAMU1SWl65We 維尼
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一隻蟑螂,赫然出現在玄關處。8964 copyright protection11PENANAZlmpXbJ9NV 維尼
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身為活了千年的狐狸精,什麼大風大浪沒見過?8964 copyright protection11PENANAGExkJftxfF 維尼
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嗯,前提是——那隻蟑螂要離我至少五百公尺。8964 copyright protection11PENANAQKptdiuM69 維尼
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我失聲尖叫,瞬間嚇回原型,四處竄逃!8964 copyright protection11PENANAZtWYrt1WId 維尼
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身後的九條狐尾炸成一團,尖牙畢露,不斷對著那不速之客低吼,試圖以氣勢壓制牠,希望這位「公子」能識趣地自行離開。8964 copyright protection11PENANAfeEOPRNXtS 維尼
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然而,這蟑螂似乎並無絲毫退意,於是我啟動腦波念力,強行與牠溝通。8964 copyright protection11PENANAJPOrbVMyHw 維尼
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不久,一道輕佻的聲音鑽入我的腦海——8964 copyright protection11PENANAx842B9USfo 維尼
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「呦,姑娘,離我這麼遠,可是會讓我傷心難過的。」8964 copyright protection11PENANAyuhL02YiWe 維尼
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……沒想到,這蟑螂不僅髒,還很油。8964 copyright protection11PENANA7hj4RStIlM 維尼
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內心雖然已是驚恐與憤怒交織,但仍努力保持冷靜,以狐族優雅的姿態,試圖與之溝通:「不好意思,這裡乃是妾身之家,還請公子移步,莫要逗留。」8964 copyright protection11PENANA245PrgQ7H7 維尼
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然而,蟑螂聽後竟「嘖」了一聲,語氣輕浮道——8964 copyright protection11PENANAUwCG9WFJYt 維尼
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「那可不行,看見這般貌美的姑娘,不好好親熱,我可對不起自己。」8964 copyright protection11PENANAukdrV7iy5y 維尼
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說完,他還特意拍了拍翅膀,彷彿要展示自身的「雄性魅力」。8964 copyright protection11PENANAXseVTcImU1 維尼
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這下,我氣得毛都炸了。8964 copyright protection11PENANAewnAjn2U28 維尼
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既然對方不講道理,那便只能訴諸武力!8964 copyright protection11PENANAZ7ItRqcBvf 維尼
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我瞬間變回人形,轉身走向客廳,拔出了電視機後的武士刀。8964 copyright protection11PENANAeou3WeKBH6 維尼
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握住刀柄,氣息平穩,我眼神一冷——8964 copyright protection11PENANAu6FePKKifp 維尼
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「尾狐一式:未嚐一敗!」8964 copyright protection11PENANAXsPbTAcIAu 維尼
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刀光掠過,粉色刀氣稍縱即逝,劍風所過之處,蟑螂已然斷成兩截!8964 copyright protection11PENANACFwVwpFjO3 維尼
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然而……8964 copyright protection11PENANAhD6EnCqcQh 維尼
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「哈哈哈!很好!很好!有點意思!」8964 copyright protection11PENANA7UjS89mBk5 維尼
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已經身首分離的蟑螂,竟然還能說話?!8964 copyright protection11PENANAeeOudt5GAY 維尼
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牠上半身不停地扭動,像極了一尾詭異的魚,似乎在生命的最後時刻,仍不忘噁心我一番。8964 copyright protection11PENANAtpGyI3QrZf 維尼
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「呵呵呵呵,沒想到吧?」牠冷笑道,「我們蟑螂族可不是蓋的!」8964 copyright protection11PENANANyk09iXmRh 維尼
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這一刻,我明白了——這不是一場單純的蟲害問題,這是一場異種生物的終極對決!8964 copyright protection11PENANAHzak12V8eZ 維尼
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然而,再頑強的敵人,終究敵不過時間。8964 copyright protection11PENANAt3Eguxvysi 維尼
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數十分鐘後,蟑螂先生終於停止了掙扎。8964 copyright protection11PENANAa8oQH6vktN 維尼
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看著這位竟能扛下我一刀的「漢子」,我決定給予他最高的尊重——8964 copyright protection11PENANAuWhRqAtwrN 維尼
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我親手將他埋葬於庭院之中,確保他永不見日,來世別做蟑螂。8964 copyright protection11PENANAg1r5q7WTdx 維尼
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可惜,這場惡戰結束後,當我看了眼時間——8964 copyright protection11PENANAxoH2btOP1A 維尼
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十二點了。8964 copyright protection11PENANAJbnFdgqhkt 維尼
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我的早餐,已經被蟑螂給毀了。8964 copyright protection11PENANAP56lGOffy6 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊———有蟑螂!」8964 copyright protection11PENANACGn3oOwWpR 維尼
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「(躲在數十米處)嗚嗚嗚嗚⋯⋯(發抖)」8964 copyright protection11PENANACFtoaDVHHB 維尼
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「(美女方言),你不要過來喔!我勸你善良———啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection11PENANAxnMoPPV1DL 維尼
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(鼓起勇氣、心理建設、上前拍打)8964 copyright protection11PENANAxuWn3n9RNj 維尼
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(蟑螂飛起!)8964 copyright protection11PENANAPCvC5AbBKj 維尼
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「e04!我不要這家了!房子賣你好吧!求求你放過我!啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection11PENANAVwtY9w6xSQ 維尼
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能感受到我的崩潰嗎⋯⋯(還好最後處理掉了)8964 copyright protection11PENANAjlQ4h22OM8 維尼
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