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You little brat!” Crimson said. “I am going to kill you!”
“Who’s going to kill who?” Another voice said.
We all turned around to see a plump woman with waist length wavy red hair and dark brown eyes staring at us. She had to be Crimson’s mother, I could see the resemblance between them. Her eyes stared at Crimson and I in shock; well mostly at me. Her mouth was practically to the floor as she slowly stalked towards us as stared at me.
“You-You’re-” She stammered as she weakly pointed a finger at me. But then she did something that shock us all.
Turning to Crimson, she grabbed bag of carrots that was on the counter and began whacking him across the head with it. “CRIMSON CROSS! HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP THE PRINCESS!”795Please respect copyright.PENANA0HwoBdKAX4
Say what?
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Chapter 23 - Casa de Cross
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“PRINCESS?” Apricot and Gray shouted as they looked at me incredulously. I could only rub the back of my neck sheepishly as I raised an eyebrow at the comical sight in front of me.
“OUCH MOM!” Crimson shouted as he tried to shield his head from her merciless assault with the bag of carrots. “I DIDN’T KIDNAP HER, SHE’S HERE ON HER OWN WILL!”
Crimson’s mother stopped her assault and looked at him with scrutinizing eyes. “Why would the princess be here, in my house, on her own will? In fact, why are you even with her?”
“BECAUSE I AM HER ROYAL GUARD MOM!” He exasperated as he flung the poor bag of carrots to the ground. “God, I told you this already over the phone!”
“You mean, you were serious?” She raised an eyebrow. “I thought you were just screwing around as usual!”
How the hell could she have that that he was screwing around? Was this woman whack?795Please respect copyright.PENANAY7HcWka87B
“What do mean if I was serious?” He furrowed his brows. “Of course I was serious mom! I made a bank account just to put money in it that I earned for you”
“There is actually money in that account?” Her jaw dropped. “Jesus Crimson why the hell didn’t you tell me?”
Just what the actual fuck is wrong with this woman?
“What!” Crimson threw his hands up. “Mom, I love and respect you very much but, what’s wrong with you? I’ve been putting money in that account for the last three months and you mean to tell me that you haven’t even touched it?
“Crimson, I didn’t know you were serious about it!” She said. “I sent you to the capital to study at RHA, not to become a Royal Guard!”
“Well things happened mom and now I’m the Royal Guard of Princess Alex!” He rolled his eyes.
“Crimson-” She started but he cut her off.
“Mom, this is Alex,” He introduced. “And I should also tell you that we’re together,”
“What do you mean together?”
“Alex, this is my mother Nia Cross,” He ignored her.
“Nice to meet you?” I said unsure. She seemed quite shocked when Crimson told her that we were together and didn’t even seem to acknowledge me.
“Crimson Nathaniel Cross!” She glared at him. “What do you mean you and the princess are together?”
Nathaniel? Ha! What a dumbass name!
“What do you think I mean when I say together mom?”
Her eyes narrowed on him for a few moments before they widened in terror and she suddenly grabbed the two of us by the forearm and stared us down in the eyes. “Are you two having sex?”
Both Crimson’s and my jaw dropped the floor as we listened to her accusation. “What? No mom we-”
“Crimson Cross! You are her royal guard and even I know that it is absolutely forbidden for a royal guard to be romantically involved with their assigned royal! But you two are sleeping together? Oh God Crimson what if she gets pregnant? That will be an international scandal! The Royal Family will turn into shambles and it’ll be all your fault! How can you possibly live with yourself if that happens? And what about the baby? The King and Queen wouldn’t want an illegitimate grandchild living that luxurious palace! They’ll kick it out and then it’ll fall on my responsibility to raise the child into a respectable human being because it’s parents couldn’t keep it in their pants when they were two horny teenagers!”
Jesus Christ this woman had to be hitting weed at least four times a day to come up with this load of shit!
“MOM!” Crimson shouted as he broke out of her grip. “WHAT THE HELL?”
“Excuse me?” I piped up as I turned to her with a raise eyebrow. “Nia, can I call you Nia? I’m going to call you Nia. Your son and I are not having sex, nor have we ever had sex together. When Crimson said that we were together, he meant as a couple. And I know that it is still forbidden for us to be together but, we have undeniable and genuine feelings for each other that we just can’t suppress; and I am not talking about hormones,”
She seemed surprised that I had actually spoken. “Well-um-Your Highness-”795Please respect copyright.PENANAMM9BlrZ3RR
“You can call me Alex,” I interrupted.
“Alright then, Alex?” She said hesitantly. “I apologize for getting ahead of myself and making judgments about your relationship when I didn’t have every factual detail. I assumed you and my son met at school, but what I would like to know it, why did you chose him as your Royal Guard?”795Please respect copyright.PENANAr5ydU4jEfj
I scratched my head and gave a light chuckle. “It’s a but of a long story, but I would love to explain it to you over some snacks!”
Her eyes widened at my slightly demanding tone. “Oh! Alright then, I’ll get some snacks,”
“Thanks Nia,” I took a seat on a very sunk in couch that almost swallowed me if Crimson hadn’t pulled me up. Gosh how can they possibly sit on these pieces of shit!
“Would you like some coffee?” She asked from the kitchen.
“Yes please!” I responded in a tone that was a bit too sugar-coated. “I want Jamaican coffee with three cubes of brown sugar and two table spoons of Silk Soy Milk served in an English Burlington cup!”
Everyone looked at me with wide eyes and raised eyebrows. Shit I forgot! Poor people like them can’t afford coffee! They probably don’t even know what that is!
“Alex, I don’t think I’ll have that in my kitchen,” Nia said.
“Whatever you can brew up that’s close to it will be fine!”795Please respect copyright.PENANAuEaPra0YxX
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I’m sorry I told her to brew whatever.
They actually had coffee but it was this disgusting instant kind that had absolutely no flavor! And she didn’t even serve it in a tea cup, it’s in a frickin’ mug that has puppies on it!
There is no way in hell that I’m drinking this poisonous looking shit! I’ll just keep stirring it around.
“So your head of security, Robert, hired Crimson after he saved you from a ravenous pit bull?” She stared at us with raised eyebrows.
“Yep,” Crimson sipped his shit, I mean coffee.
“Pretty much,”795Please respect copyright.PENANA90yRvwBeYU
“And you two were on a field trip from your History class that took place at the palace,” Apricot said.
“Si,”
It was silent for a few moments as the four of stared back and forth between each other. Either they don’t believe us or this is just a lot to take in at the moment. I think it’s an equal mixture of both.
“This is just...wow,” Nia scratched her head. “I mean, I’m happy for the both of you but, do you realize the consequences that would follow if you two got caught? You can possibly be executed or banished Crimson!”795Please respect copyright.PENANAzw0ljtVKt0
“Mom I know,” He sighed. “But we’re not going to get caught, we’re always extremely careful about how we interact in public, we always act platonic to the public eye,”795Please respect copyright.PENANA5Zc4HxliGg
“Mistakes can happen anywhere at anytime,” She said. “Who else knows about your relationship? Only us?”795Please respect copyright.PENANA1CJYu299O2
“Two close friends of ours,” I answered, partially honest. Raven also knows about us but I doubt she’ll say anything. At least she won’t if she doesn’t want me to release that video. Oh shit, but there was also Lux’s mom! But I don’t think she’ll say anything either.
“Two?” Apricot exasperated. Technically four.
“They won’t tell anyone, they’re good,” I played with my hair.
“And you’re here, at my house, because you wanted a break from your hectic life and to participate the Edensville Christmas Float?” Nia said.
“Precisely!” I gave her a small smile. “I had originally made plans to stay at a hotel but, Crimson was very adamant on bringing me here,”795Please respect copyright.PENANA0qbV6alAvt
Nia seemed to struggle with her words a bit as she turned to Crimson. “Sweetheart, I think it’s great that you want to bring your girlfriend-”
“She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my Alex,” He hugged me closer to him.
Nia rolled her eyes and sighed. “Fine, I think that it’s great that you want to bring your Alex here to stay with us but, I don’t think we have the room to house her. I mean, this is only a two bedroom house and Apricot and Gray already share a room and-”
“Then we kick those two on the couch and Alex and I take the room!” He said with the utmost seriousness.
“Absolutely not you ass!” Apricot glared. “If anyone’s sleeping on the couch it’s you. You’re the man!”
“If I sleep on the couch then so does Alex because I don’t want her leaving my sight, especially in the night,”795Please respect copyright.PENANAwwutW90wt3
“Now hold on just a second,” I held up my hand as I interrupted their sibling spat. “If you guys can’t get the sleeping arrangements right then I’ll just call a hotel and make reservations for-”
“No,” Crimson glared. “We’re staying here, and that’s final!”
“Then where the hell am I supposed to sleep huh?” I said with attitude. “Because I sure as hell am not sleeping on a couch,”
“What if Apricot and Gray slept in my room with me and you two can take their room,” Nia suggested.
“NO MOM!” Apricot protested. “I love you and all but I don’t want to squeeze in a bed with you and Gray! It’s way too hot for that!”
“It’s either that or the couch, you decide,” Nia leaned back in the chair as Apricot groaned before she finally agreed to sleep in the bed.
“Alright then it’s settled,” Nia pursed her lips. “Is this arrangement ok with you Princ-Alex?”795Please respect copyright.PENANAoAqxTD6zuT
It seems as if it’s the best I’m going to get. “I suppose,”795Please respect copyright.PENANACyh2gfVHcb
“Well then, Welcome to Casa de Cross!”
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Happy Independence to all my American readers!
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Speaking of Independence, my country’s independence day is on the 10th and I’m going to be helping out with our grand celebration event! So I may not be able to update next week, but I’ll try my best!
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Keep on reviewing beautiful people!
Peace out!
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