Chapter 5 - Guardian
It’s been a month since the incident with Crimson on the roof and he hasn’t had any notion to touch or even speak to me since. I would pass him in the hallways and he didn’t even spare me a glance, I doubt he even realized I was there. Even in class when I swore and bitched at him, he just remained indifferent and nonchalant. I don’t want to admit it, but their is a small, tiny, miniscule chance that I may be missing his presence around me. But I don’t think that I actually miss him, I just miss pissing him off. Yeah that’s it!956Please respect copyright.PENANA5YqN4SHM3e
“Morning!” Pinky smiled as she sat next to me in homeroom. I still don’t use her real name, it just doesn’t seem to suit her much. And besides, once her hair remains that bright ass pink, then I’ll keep calling her Pinky. It’s not like she seems to mind anyway.956Please respect copyright.PENANAWRbIXVrFtJ
“Hey,” I said giving her a quick glance before turning away to face the window. Pinky had leveled up from my acquaintance to my one and only true friend. It was weird hearing the word, especially saying out loud. The last friend I had was in fourth grade and it only lasted for two weeks. She didn’t really care about me, she just loved the fact that she could brag to others that she was “best friends” with a princess. That fake ass bitch got what she deserved when I pushed her down those stairs!956Please respect copyright.PENANAt7cAQMTgCj
Even though I cussed her out more times then I could count. Instead of backing down like everyone else, she stood her ground against me; something that I find to be very impressive. And their is the fact that she saved my eyeball.956Please respect copyright.PENANA9huSME8Gu5
“Did you get your permission slip signed?” She asked waving the small white paper in front of my face. “I am so psyched for this surprise field trip! Where do you think Mr. Daniels is taking us?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAFbLf5y4J65
“Somewhere fucking stupid,” I grumbled into my palm. “And I don’t need to get permission slips signed. Besides who’s going to sign them, Mommy and Daddy dearest!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAjc2QwKqINP
“You know, I find it really hard to believe that your parents are as bad as you make them seem,” She sighed. “They’re so nice and polite on camera and they talk about you and your siblings so positively. Heck if you don’t want them, I’ll take them as my parents!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAFFGcGG3DlS
I whipped around and glared fiercely at her. “Trust me, that’s all an act. They don’t give two shits about me or this fucking country! And you most definitely don’t want them as parents,”956Please respect copyright.PENANAAiOz6jezuK
She sighed and rolled her eyes. “If you say so,”956Please respect copyright.PENANAnuWPHk8zZ2
“If I say so?” I repeated with a raised eyebrow. “I fucking know so!”956Please respect copyright.PENANA1TE1diUXqP
“Hey, watch the attitude Pipsqueak!” She flicked me on my nose. That bitch!956Please respect copyright.PENANAXRs5hMGh07
I was about to unleash my fury upon her, but the shrill sound of the morning bell signified that it was time to go to your first class of the day, which for me is history. You could tell the people who were in my class because they were all excited and buzzing about the surprise field trip.956Please respect copyright.PENANAEPDORnb4Qe
“Attention!” The P.A system said, perking all of our interests. “All students in History 432 with Mr. Daniels, please report to the front gates. Thank you!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAyFaa0w9sSb
“WOOHOO LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!” Pinky screamed as she grabbed my hand and practically dragged me out the classroom. I barely managed to hold onto to my bag.956Please respect copyright.PENANAMgzU7Y6CgH
“ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY ARM!” I shouted at her as she continued to sprint through the hallways like a mad woman.956Please respect copyright.PENANAHI65RoOFPl
“If we don’t hurry we won’t get good seats on the bus!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAcqTOhSnKKQ
Bus? She’s out of her mind if she thinks that I’ll even think about stepping foot in a filthy bus. “Ew, I’m not getting in a filthy bus! I’ll call my driver and tell him to follow behind.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAMQQovWVBZE
“But I wanted us to sit together!” She whined as we pushed opened the doors.956Please respect copyright.PENANA93EoVI2DbQ
“Then you can ride in the limo with me.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAui6cKFhDvq
“Really!” Her face and eyes lit up in excitement.It’s just a limo. Why is she making such a big deal of it?956Please respect copyright.PENANACnmwXpRquW
“Good Morning Students!” Mr. Daniel grinned as we met him at the front gates. The rest of the students soon followed behind us, all waiting in anticipation of the trip. I also notices that Crimson was there, his ear buds in his ears and his black hoodie over his head. He caught me gazing at him and chuckled before turning the other way. That ass!956Please respect copyright.PENANAWWbyc7wcCy
“I know you all are so excited about the field trip today but please remember that this is also a learning experience so please have your notebooks ready to take notes when I explain everything that will be shown!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAAcGqSpS53Z
“Excuse me Mr. Daniels, but, where exactly are we going?” Pinky asked.956Please respect copyright.PENANAmB8M1CiDSc
“That is a surprise until we arrive Miss Watkins,” He said. “But I’m sure you and your classmates will enjoy yourselves very much. Now, everyone on the bus!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAhRau1QHfeb
Nope. Hell no.956Please respect copyright.PENANAq0ugjoFj2H
“Oi!” I said. “I need to know so that I can tell my driver.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAzqzA20SOEF
“Your Highness, it’s only a fifteen minute ride, I’m sure you can manage sitting in a bus for that short time.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAlMInPvhPBP
“AND I’M TELLING YOU THAT-THE FUCK?” I screamed as I was suddenly lifted and pressed against someone’s side. I looked up and saw that Crimson had wrapped an arm around my waist and was effortlessly lifting me against his side. My face immediately turned scarlet as I wiggled in his grip.956Please respect copyright.PENANAVokeB4bpxL
“Don’t worry Mr. D, she won’t have a problem riding in it,” He said in his husky voice before nonchalantly stepping inside the bus and literally throwing me on a seat.956Please respect copyright.PENANA4ynMC7KAfb
He leaned in, inches away from my face before speaking. “Stay put.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAWmVZttDD6z
I narrowed my eyes and tried to push him away but it was futile; it was like trying to move a wall. “Don’t tell me what to do! If I don’t want to ride the bus then I won’t fucking ride it!”956Please respect copyright.PENANACm5FxEEhoM
He smirked before slowly trailing his fingers up and down my thigh. “Why not Curly? I’ll make sure you have a very good time if you sit next to me.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAT6kVGIvWkV
Oh no, he’s working his witchcraft on me again! My face flushed even more and my heartbeat increased. I would be lying if I said that I didn’t miss the feel of his masculine hands on my legs. But why do I like it so much? I fucking hate the guy! He’s nothing to me!956Please respect copyright.PENANA8YlLutFO2H
“Hey you two, you can frickle frackle on your own time, but not on mine,” Pinky said standing behind Crimson, her arms folded tightly in annoyance. “Besides, you’re holding up the line to get on the bus.”956Please respect copyright.PENANADnUkWZOUCj
My face was now a tomato as I took in her words. Frickle Frackle? I’ve never even kissed a guy, much less think about doing that! And I certainly won’t be doing it with this dumbass!956Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7sT7eu3Qt
“Fine then,” He sighed before standing to his full height. “We’ll finish this later, won’t we Curly?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAXqsdDXIWed
“FUCK YOU!” I spat as I tried to get up out of my seat but Pinky pushed me back down.956Please respect copyright.PENANAuH3rn6uk9H
“Come on Alex we’re already seated,” She whined. “Stay on please...for me! I did save your eyeball that one time.”956Please respect copyright.PENANA28iCmrsn3L
What is this feeling? Why do I feel so compelled to give into her demand? Damn it, everything is confusing me.956Please respect copyright.PENANAoSnVM5oUSM
I sucked my teeth before plopping back down on the seat. “Fine,”956Please respect copyright.PENANAuN5Q9Bbzjp
“YAY!” She wrapped her arms around me and pressed our cheeks together.956Please respect copyright.PENANAYPrOuPam7E
“HEY HEY, BACK THE FUCK UP!” I pushed her away and turned to glare out the window.956Please respect copyright.PENANAbeMeOwPjBs
“Thanks for riding in the bus,” She smiled.956Please respect copyright.PENANAYiOXS18ndR
“BLEH!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAA41hXjcfYO
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I am going to murder Mr. Daniels.956Please respect copyright.PENANAkNYkqeSVEX
The “amazing” field trip that had everyone losing their minds was just going to see the fucking palace. The place where I god damn live and see every fucking day! Their are no words to describe just how pissed I am!956Please respect copyright.PENANA9s4xGYko4Y
“Wow so this is the royal palace,” Pinky said in awe as she took in the lush, green scenery of our front garden. “It must be amazing to live here Alex!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAfDyFxHqWU6
“It would be even better if everyone else in it disappeared.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAbOZGg5I19E
“Ok everyone!” Mr. Daniels said catching our attention. A bald motherfucker was standing next to him with a shit eating grin on his face. “This is Robert who will give us a tour of the palace!”956Please respect copyright.PENANA5OgPtCc3sx
Who the hell is he? I’ve never seen his face before and you would’ve had to be here for quite some time to be able to give a tour of this place because it was so huge. Have you ever seen Buckingham Palace? Well multiply the size by three and then you’ll have this palace.956Please respect copyright.PENANAnJU8xOHAoH
“Hey everyone as you’re teacher introduced, my name’s Robert and I’ve been working at the palace as a guard for over ten years!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAb10FzGmf2P
Well fuck. I’ve never seen him in my life!956Please respect copyright.PENANAWiLXZU4nCO
“I’m so honored to be your tour guide today!” He smiled. Nope I couldn’t take this. He was to damn happy.956Please respect copyright.PENANAe95USVZWen
I grabbed my back and started making my way to my wing of the palace, but Mr. Daniels stopped me. “Princess, aren’t you going to stay for the tour?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAwcn4IjLldG
“I live here,” I said in a dead-panned tone. “Why the hell would I take a tour of my own house?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAzHfuySPROg
“Well that is true but-”956Please respect copyright.PENANA1VsbwPnNnG
“I’m leaving,” I said simply before continuing my stride.956Please respect copyright.PENANAKECBP7jvIu
“Hey wait Alex!” Pinky called as she ran after me. “Who am I supposed to talk to if you go? You’re my only friend!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAql1HpTHAMS
“I’m not going to take a tour of my own fucking house!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAtjkjsdJT8x
“Well then why don’t you give me a personal tour!” She suggested. “You probably know this place way better than that Robert guy!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAGnlHkG0YvP
“No,”956Please respect copyright.PENANAZbmC2bAbdI
“Aw come on please!” She dropped to her knees and tugged on my hands. “Please, please,please,please,please,please,plea-”956Please respect copyright.PENANAOaetDnqWqY
“ALRIGHT FUCK!” I screamed as I threw up hands in annoyance. God she’s annoying as hell!956Please respect copyright.PENANAgLgxbDQKZG
She squealed before engulfing me in a hug. “You’re the best!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAb0we84rn7m
“Whatever now release me!” I swatted at her.956Please respect copyright.PENANABxGmRGt4h5
“HEY MR.D!” She shouted to our ditsy teacher. “ALEX IS GOING TO TOUR ME AROUND!”956Please respect copyright.PENANATC4ixodl8N
“What, wait-” He stammered. “LACEY!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAF506B9iZFH
But it was too late, she had already grabbed my hand and dragged me away from them. “So where should we start!”956Please respect copyright.PENANACqM2GT6U8y
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“Dear God I’m going to faint!” She panted as she took a seat on one of the garden benches. “How much more is there?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAJQcsGfLmoq
“There’s still the left and right wings plus the back garden.” I said as I handed her a bottle of water.956Please respect copyright.PENANA9KSPJ29aDO
I’d been touring her around the central wing for two hours. Commoners coming to tour the palace was normal but they were only allowed to tour the front garden and parts of the central wing. But because this is my home, I showed Lacey every room in the central wing which now has us both exhausted.956Please respect copyright.PENANAgartllyDF8
“I don’t think I can make it,” She slurped her water.956Please respect copyright.PENANAyFhmbb4hj6
I folded my arms and turned my head the other way before speaking. “I-If you want, you can come again and I’ll give you a tour.”956Please respect copyright.PENANA526Z1BN2ip
Her eyes widened and she stared at me in shock. “Are you, the ice princess, inviting me over?”956Please respect copyright.PENANALQiHUK4uk6
“Shut up!” I growled. “I don’t have to invite you anywa-”956Please respect copyright.PENANAvLELyVkYy4
“I’D LOVE TO COME!” She screeched as she began clapping excitedly. “This will be so fun! We could even have a sleepover!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAOCkwPnQ3Kq
“Don’t push it,” I glared.956Please respect copyright.PENANARHYxNyh02c
“I’m just kidding, I know that you’re not ready for that kind of ‘friendship bonding’”956Please respect copyright.PENANAbkUDabseWw
“What’s that supposed to mean!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAdNwVy1Dlsj
“Don’t get all riled up, I just meant-” She suddenly stopped and clutched her stomach.956Please respect copyright.PENANA3qYo8q7R88
“What’s wrong?” I furrowed my brows.956Please respect copyright.PENANAKr8eNkA9Oj
“Those burritos we eat earlier just made their way to my large intestine,” She groaned as she doubled over. “Where’s the nearest toilet?”956Please respect copyright.PENANArAyUxJr1Jx
I looked around frantically as I tried to recall. “Over there, the garden shed has a toilet in it!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAU2HGARkmXF
“Led the way please, I don’t think I can hold it in much longer!” She squeezed her legs tightly together as I led her to the bathroom. God I hope she doesn’t accidentally shit on my grass.956Please respect copyright.PENANAcJZ3OTnvPC
The oversized garden shed soon came into view and Pinky’s jaw dropped. “What the hell? This is the garden shed? It’s bigger than my house back home!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAU1bkXSsMa8
“We’re royalty, of course everything is going to be grand.”956Please respect copyright.PENANAPJGLPpaDnS
“Never mind that, where’s the toilet!” She groaned. I merely pointed my finger and she took off like a bat out of hell into the bathroom. Not even ten seconds later, I heard little “plops” and I shuddered in disgust.956Please respect copyright.PENANAW1dvTuTOy7
“I’LL WAIT OUTSIDE!” I shouted to her.956Please respect copyright.PENANAh4bwy4DFca
“OK,” She groaned as the plops got louder.956Please respect copyright.PENANA9ynPytM7el
God that’s disgusting. Every bathroom in this palace should be sound-proofed!956Please respect copyright.PENANAi6gbuxmIJF
I was standing outside for five minutes and Pinky still hadn’t come out yet. Jesus how much burritos did she eat? I saw my class standing a few meters away from me, but what had shocked me was that my parents were also with them; smiling and laughing with other student. Tch, fake fuckers.956Please respect copyright.PENANAtg9yx3Lj0L
Mother dearest noticed me standing over here and motioned me to come over, but I just flipped the bird at her. Even from this distance, I could see her plastic face twitch in annoyance before she quickly concealed it with a fake smile. 956Please respect copyright.PENANAZK76T3XkVJ
“PRINCESS, YOUR PARENTS ARE HERE!” Mr. Daniels shouted as if I few kilometers away. Because I didn’t even acknowledge him, he began shouting at me constantly. “PRINCESS, PRINCESS,PRINCESS,PRIN-”956Please respect copyright.PENANAhtj1X7x4ue
“ALRIGHT I’M COMING FUCK!” I screamed to the heavens as I grumpily stomped across the grass. But the sound of growling stopped me in my tracks. I slowly turned my head to the side to see a huge, angry pit bull that was slowly stalking towards me. It’s snarls were loud and frightening and my breathing hitched as it circled me. I knew it was a palace dog because of the collar, but what the hell is it doing on it’s own? We own some of the most vicious dogs in the country! 956Please respect copyright.PENANAI8naIEEmBk
“PRINCESS DO NOT MOVE!” Robert said as he slowly stalked towards me but he was still far away. Sweat trickled down my forehead as I struggled to control my breathing. I was terrified! 956Please respect copyright.PENANA7WMzhyHLJR
He suddenly barked at me that startled me so much that I fell back on the grass. That was my worst mistake.956Please respect copyright.PENANAMZUa2PwbtL
The beast took that as an opportunity to attack and lunged at me. I shut my eyes shut and let out an ear-splitting scream. But, seconds past and I was still unharmed. I peaked an eye open to see a figure in front of me. Their arm was shot out to take the impact of the bite. I opened both my eyes to see that it was Crimson!956Please respect copyright.PENANAQb4FfSqlQF
The dog clamped his teeth down hard in his arm and he groaned in pain before he grabbed with his other hand and pulled him off of his arm. He then pressed the dog face down into the dirt.956Please respect copyright.PENANAEvXxGZEtFF
“HEEL!” He shouted at it.” HEEL!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAvmLhzAM0zN
Heck, even if he was saying that at me, I would’ve obeyed! He sounded so powerful and sure of himself. Soon enough, the dog began to whine and it’s tail was between it’s legs. It bowed it’s head at Crimson; as if it recognized him as it’s master.956Please respect copyright.PENANAMBefkgFunh
“Good boy,” He said scratching behind it’s ear before lifting up the collar to read it’s name. “Danger,”956Please respect copyright.PENANANiT0HQdHsV
How fitting.956Please respect copyright.PENANACJGmFDqxVn
“You ok?” Crimson said as he held out a hand.956Please respect copyright.PENANAmPcC1n5Oyy
Hesitantly, I took it and in one go, he pulled me up into his chest. His arm wrapped tightly around mu shoulder. “Hey? Are you alright?” He asked again, shaking me lightly.956Please respect copyright.PENANAJPIRXWKkZs
“I-I’m fine,” I said breathlessly. I’m fine even though I nearly lost my life if he hadn’t intervened. “Thank you,”956Please respect copyright.PENANAu1FZQIZjYw
His eyes bugged out of his head and he seemed lost for words. “Umm, I-It’s ok,”956Please respect copyright.PENANASmnqXT9oqc
Everyone else around me apparently heard my expression of gratitude because their jaws were all to the floor. Even my parents.956Please respect copyright.PENANAPhKXZeP8Jg
“T-That was amazing young man!” Robert praised as he walked over to us. “Where did you learn how to handle canines?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAtLwY6WsUkr
“I volunteered at animal control over the summer as a community service project,” He answered.956Please respect copyright.PENANAnCYmTaBek7
“Animal control?” Robert furrowed his eyebrow. “That’s a weird place to volunteer, especially for a teenager like yourself. Why did you choose there?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAFEnDP9L5Hm
“It was a requirement for the club I was in,”956Please respect copyright.PENANAyD67wlw6kP
“Club?” Robert repeated. “Could that mean that you were apart of the Royal Heartland Army Cadets!”956Please respect copyright.PENANA5VLxL4o8wZ
The Royal Heartland Army Cadets was like a junior version of our army. but from what I’ve heard, they work just as hard as the army. They’re trained in fighting skills, weaponry, spy skills and apparently dog training. Even thought they were cadets, they weren’t to be taken lightly. They’re training is probably on par or if not harsher than training for the American army; so imagine the actual army!956Please respect copyright.PENANAtcZjBPUgdl
“Graduated top of squad this summer,” Crimson boasted. Tch, show off. And isn’t blooding oozing out of his arm? He should get that treated instead of telling Robert about his life achievements!956Please respect copyright.PENANAE736p6U0BB
Robert placed his hand on his chin as his eyes flickered back and forth between Crimson and I; to be more specific, he was looking at Crimson’s arm that was still tightly wrapped around my shoulders.956Please respect copyright.PENANAYWVfmxCsPs
“It seems that you and the princess are on friendly term if she’ll let you touch her for that long. And even say thank you!” Robert said as smirked crawled onto his face.956Please respect copyright.PENANAG7YygTNDpZ
“WHAT!” I shouted. “N-No he’s-”956Please respect copyright.PENANAJlxbCoN4dz
“Yeah we’re good friends!” He grinned deviously at me as he rubbed my shoulders. “Right Curly?”956Please respect copyright.PENANABK1BwZI6P6
I immediately turned scarlet at his touch and tried to push him away but he was too strong.956Please respect copyright.PENANAfeLXLBtfjm
“You’re even on nickname basis, this is extraordinary!” Robert beamed in delight. “I haven’t gotten your name.”956Please respect copyright.PENANATlBaFv7Lts
“Cross, Crimson Cross,” He said, Who the fuck does he think he is, James Bond?956Please respect copyright.PENANANGxhtt1mbr
“Well Mr. Cross,” Robert started. “It’s customary that each royal has their own personal guard, but because of Princess Alexandra.......unique personality, it’s hard for her to get along with them. But you two are already on friendly basis. So, how do you feel about becoming her personal royal guard?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAKUcL5F8nDU
My eyes bugged out of my head as I chocked on the air. CRIMSON? AS MY ROYAL GUARD? NOPE NO FUCK NO.956Please respect copyright.PENANAIyaVV74rP8
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“It would be my pleasure,” He smirked as he wiggled his eyebrows at me. What? NO!956Please respect copyright.PENANANQBGWMydHz
“No no no no no,” I said pulling away from him.956Please respect copyright.PENANAnmuuxiByUM
“Oh this is splendid, I just need to get the ok from the King,” Robert said clapping his hands together like a damn walrus. “YOUR MAJESTY, YOUR MAJESTY COME QUICK!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAKzM9F8ni8V
Did he not just hear me protest against this. “Listen, I-”956Please respect copyright.PENANAvEHPhdOjZt
“What?” My father asked staring at us with raised brows. Robert explained to him his “grand” idea and every time I tried to interrupt, Crimson would poke me in the face, or arm, or waist. Wasn’t he supposed to be bleeding?956Please respect copyright.PENANAtPNXqKQhQ5
“Hmm,” My father said pretending like he actually gave a shit. “Ok,”956Please respect copyright.PENANAWmdfjSmrFF
“WHAT!” I screamed. “NO NO NO!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAzwEIOLRMUz
“From now on he’s your royal guard!”956Please respect copyright.PENANA1kDKBDgWJG
“No he is not!” I seethed as I turned to face Crimson who had a shit-eating grin on his face. “YOU’RE FIRED!”956Please respect copyright.PENANAvO8SpOXyUe
“I re-hire you and give you Royal Privilege over her,” My father said to Crimson. ROYAL WHAT! AM I REALLY STUCK WITH THAT DUMBASS.956Please respect copyright.PENANAvnz13RUSD0
“How can you just give Royal Privilege to a stranger you idiot!” I screeched at my father. “You don’t even know if he’s good!”956Please respect copyright.PENANALTMPvG5s6t
“Well he just saved your life so I would assume so,” He said sarcastically. “Well, now that that’s done, shall we get your wound attended to Mr. Cross?”956Please respect copyright.PENANAyiFFjcw4tz
“Thank you your majesty.” He said politely as my father and Robert walked ahead. But he stayed back to smirk at my still-in-shock pose. My jaw was unhinged and my eyes were wide. I just couldn’t believe that he gave this dumbass Royal Privilege over me. I mean I knew my father hated me but I didn’t think it was to this extreme!956Please respect copyright.PENANAvmp2FeoKkn
“Looks like we’ll be seeing each other often Curly,” He smirked as his hand wandered down to my backside and gave it a hard squeeze. I squealed as I broke away from my shocked state and shoved him.956Please respect copyright.PENANAOszf5Awwah
“GO TO HELL YOU DICK!” I screamed at him in frustration.956Please respect copyright.PENANAjI9kKO7P38
“Only if you’re coming with me,” He laughed as he followed behind Robert to the infirmary.956Please respect copyright.PENANAWRTdvqBZ31
The nerve of that asshole just who does he think he is touching my ass like that? But I do have to admit, I did like it.956Please respect copyright.PENANAUCRVlcR8A0
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NO NO NO, I WILL NOT BE SEDUCED BY HIS BLACK MAGIC!956Please respect copyright.PENANAnnPqXTxQ0E
“FUCK MY LIFE!” I screamed to the heavens before I fell back into the grass and rolled around as I threw a tantrum. The dumb dog that was now chained was staring at me in confusion; not even bothering to take a step towards me.956Please respect copyright.PENANAfFjXDaKgAv
“Maybe I should’ve let you take a chunk out of me,” I said dryly. “If I did, then none of this would’ve happened.” 956Please respect copyright.PENANAcTAuctt1aC
But the mutt just tilted his head to the side and lolled out its tongue. Sigh, since I’m already on the grass I might as well take a nap. But I can’t help the feeling that I forgot something.956Please respect copyright.PENANAxr3segEkcS
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“OH GOD I SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THOSE SPICY BURRITOES!” Lacey groaned as she strained on the toilet seat.956Please respect copyright.PENANAFNIBFuRcyc
“Hello, is someone there?” A masculine voice said as it came closer to the bathroom Lacey was in. She was terrified at hearing a stranger’s voice and to make matters worse, she had forgotten to lock the door.956Please respect copyright.PENANAakguYomFgT
“Oh geez,” She struggled to twist the lock. But just as she did, the door flew open and the intruder stared at her in shock. Even in the mortifying state she was in, Lacey found him attractive. His curly sandy hair and electric blue eyes reminded a lot about her foul-mouthed friend.956Please respect copyright.PENANASyFSbithPe
“I-I-I’M SO SORRY!” He shouted before slamming the door shut.956Please respect copyright.PENANAKatpsofo74
Lacey was absolutely mortified as she continued to do her business” while sobbing. She’d finally seen a cute guy and he had to meet her while she was taking a dump!956Please respect copyright.PENANA0iUhoBM8nz
“FUCK MY LIFE!”
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