※可能小劇透？780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2CUg4NdKs
※時間：靈能三結束後的遙遠未來。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOetJNiNgI
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解決了滅世大魔王，搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫，葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行，說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXRxWHq0io
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巴黎鐵塔？京都賞櫻？海底浮潛？登陸火星？通通不夠看！他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越！780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUDU02tSwg
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍，穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDsBdaDFcR
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克叔罵：「現在是大神了不起吼？這樣浪費力量你北木（爸媽）知道嗎？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKxeSKUepF
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小育中肯曰：「都死蹺蹺啦。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3fQDE6KEO
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某日，他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界，據說官配是少林Ｘ七秀。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTNCNBibCK
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秀秀說：「大師，我真的好喜歡你。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagi8idjyj7
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大師說：「阿彌陀佛，貧僧已斬斷凡念，恐怕要辜負施主的情意。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIi8c39NZw
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秀秀說：「為什麼？難道是我不夠美嗎？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JlwmOzhxl
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大師說：「不，施主是貧僧見過最美的人。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w9HhpAY9G
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秀秀說：「那是我跳舞不夠好看？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6efJRgkt1
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大師說：「不，施主舞姿絕倫，無人能出其右。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY3U5gGB1h
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秀秀怒了，「那你就是嫌我奶小！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG65V2gpka
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大師囧，「可是……育，你一個男孩兒，本來就沒有……咳，那個……」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMMGfPk88p
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秀秀育繼續怒：「我是男的又如何？來劍三混的誰不搞基？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EItfVtmtI
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小黑：「……」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPZqufQTRR
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小育：「不對啊，執事你剛ＮＧ了，要叫我施主才對，欸，也不對啊，我奶小關我性別什麼事？這明明是技術問題，技術好的話，絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGiwnyGtOb
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「技術？」小黑震驚了，這事還能靠技術？難不成這世界也有變性手術？780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvbVoVu2aF
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「對啊，不然……」小育一愣，總算反應過來，瞬間炸紅臉，「等等等！那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語，不是那什麼……不管不管，剛剛演的全都不算，我們重來！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ006cnyw1Qj
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了，於是他很乾脆地點頭說：「好，重來。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85VoKflTGy
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起，小育納悶問：「做什麼？」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLats5aQPc4
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀，別有深意地笑了下，「就從『吃奶』開始。」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJkBM6MADH
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「！！！！！」780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxsGqnpcnA
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葉育：////艸//// 780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJtmurfxx9
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討Ｍ！一本正經地說羞羞話，執事學壞惹～（開燻臉）
後記：780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhj22xkV3O
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦～（灑雪花780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmLAfTO3UV
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的，填坑填成了蛇精病，於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHwUOMNAln
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAKeOjFbvb
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待～（＃780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9APBHucly
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雖然標了個（之一）也不確定會不會有其他篇，大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZnNW9ZMPX
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歡迎追蹤>////<780Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXZxCrNPmM
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