Man, this place reeks of death. Or is the marijuana just decreasing my oxygen intake? Every person around here is smoking! Next time these guys raid a hospital, I'll be sure to grab a surgical mask. Now, where is Saffy Taffy? Oh, there she is! No, that can't be her...that's a short redhead kid, I need to find a short raven-haired kid. WAIT... Another kid??! I haven't seen another one of those in ages! My dorky sister and normal children outside of this dump don't count. Maybe they're a prisoner? But these dimwits don't keep child prisoners. Should I talk to them? Ya know what? I'm gonna do it. I decided to walk up, tap 'em on the shoulder and say, "Hey! Who are you?" The kid turned around. It's a girl. "Um. WHO ARE YOU??" Well, that went from 0 to 100 real quick. "I'm just a kid here. Like you. Let's start with your name?" "NO NO NO, you are NOT just gonna run up on me, tap me on the shoulder like a CREEP, and then act like everything's all fine and dandy!" "LOOK AT THIS PLACE!" Oh. I think she said that a bit too loud. And for someone so small, she's actually pretty intimidating. Reminds me of a certain SOMEONE who I still need to find. "Welp, If ya didn't like my friendly greeting, I'm off to continue my search!" "NO, don't you dare leave. I need help getting around here, and I can't find my brother!" "Well, we didn't get off to such a great start, now did we? And you expect me to help you get around here? Puhlease!" "Seriously! I need help getting around here, and you seem to know the place pretty well and be from around here, considering you're riding that thing around without getting it stolen!" She motioned towards Lady Lightning. "She isn't a 'thing' and unless you give me a proper introduction, I'm not taking you anywhere!" "Well, if you love your motorized scooter so much, then I'll call IT a 'she' if it makes you feel better. The name's Piper" "YA HAPPY NOW??" "Alright DIAPER, let's get a move-on.." "Yeah, and what's YOUR GREAT name?" "Oh, it's EMMETT, thanks for asking!" "WELL E-E-EM... ARRRRRGH... I got nothing." "MWAHAHAHAHAHA, EMMETT WINS!"
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