【凌家 I 】小兔不吃回頭草 - 2. 獵兔計畫

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2. 獵兔計畫

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凌小兔，今年23歲，離大學畢業兩年了，才終於找到人生的第一份工作，初來飛帆廣告公司的設計部門報到，就遇上擔任總經理的前任男友付墨，不過，對方見到他時，似乎沒什麼特別反應……976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nEtu32luk
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「各位，這位是凌小兔，今天剛加入我們這一組，大家多照顧一下新人啊！」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteJYsDXNAt
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「歡迎啊！」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm35lRFnkTP
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「小兔？噗，好可愛的名字……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Z5dfOzmn9
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此起彼落的歡迎聲打斷小兔的思緒，他抬頭見整個辦公室的員工都在盯著自己笑，這才趕緊鞠躬說：「請、請大家多多指教。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjgUeoIb0Q
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從外表看來三十好幾的李組長，拍了拍他的肩膀，臉上的笑紋幾乎可以夾死一隻蚊子，「別緊張，大夥都很好相處的。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2FhVUccSk
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尷尬地回以一個傻笑，看著個個都掛著和善微笑的前輩們，小兔心想，至少自己的人生道路總算有個起頭了。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkM8G3mpV1
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新工作剛開始的幾天，凌小兔戰戰兢兢地學習一切新事務，在同事的耐心指點與李組長的親切包涵下，一切都風平浪靜，即使在公司偶遇付墨，對方也只是冷淡地點個頭，就像普通的上下屬關係，他也就漸漸放下心來，好好地將心思全數放在工作上。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuitG745bIn
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這天，小兔不小心起得晚了，連頭上的呆毛都沒來得及梳理，更來不及準備早餐，就匆忙出了門，他們家的地段不算方便，離捷運站有段距離，即使盡全力跑也要十來分鐘，中間還得換車，不如直接在巷口搭公車來得方便，前提是要能趕上班次。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp2sa0aEJA
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幸運的是，今天交通狀況還不錯，不僅順利搭上公車，路上也沒有塞車，當他好不容易抵達公司大樓時，正好見到電梯門打開，便不加思索地衝進電梯裡，見要按的樓層鈕已亮起，就喘了口氣地抬手看了下錶，離打卡期限還有五分鐘，這才安心地轉頭想向同事道謝，揚起的嘴角卻在見到對方的那一剎那頓時凍結。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF9lj8YVXc
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付、付、付、付墨？怎麼會是他？！！！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpHgMZXWDg
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見魔王就想逃的本能反應，讓小兔子被嚇得毛髮豎起，雙腳一顛就要往電梯外跳，可惜後方的人不給他任何機會，眼明手快地按下關門鍵，讓電梯門差點擦過兔子鼻尖，重重地在他面前關上。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JNiqvJ5KV
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眼見前無出路，後有付墨，小兔子只好低著頭，窩在角落瑟瑟發抖了。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMaqQaY1lk
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嗚……為什麼這麼剛好啦？身為總經理不是應該以身作則早起早到嗎？怎麼可以跟他一樣賴床啦？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzyZxDMQYF
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「新來的？」面無表情地瞄了他一眼，付墨冷冷問道，彷彿在責問表現不佳的員工。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9S8pgPIgy
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小兔楞了下，說：「是……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEAOKy38ci
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「名字。」付墨的語調依舊毫無起伏。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v6NlMVstz
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「凌小兔……」小兔呆滯地看著他回答，卻見對方仍是一張冷酷的帥臉，毫無露出似曾相識的神情，心裡頓時如被重擊一拳，失落之情盡顯無遺。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrvxL3lYSr
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這時，叮一聲響起，電梯門緩緩打開，付墨只是點個頭，就率先走了出去，小兔茫然地望著大步離去的背影，認定自己果真已完全不在對方的記憶裡了，內心正百感交集，卻沒發現付墨在走出電梯後快要憋不住的嘴角。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80sW9A3UgI
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原來，這就是所謂的獵兔計畫，先是裝作不記得凌小兔這個人，然後漸漸表現出對小兔的興趣，並展開各種追求，等吃乾抹淨後，再來個真心大剖白——976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUrA3d5Ua8
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『曾經，我有隻心愛的小兔子，可惜當時沒有珍惜，等到失去後，我才知道那隻兔子有多麼重要，卻萬般後悔也莫及，多年來，我一直在尋找小兔子的蹤影，但始終遍尋不著，正當心灰意冷之際，終於又出現一隻能令我心動的小兔子……等等，什麼？原來竟是同一隻嗎？看！上天都要讓我們以這種方式再相遇相愛……^$＊％&#＠！~』976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ0ckOvKiT
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呣哼哼哼哼……付墨在內心笑得好不歡快、好不得意、好不猥瑣。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcOgCiO0g2
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「大王腫摸惹？！」看著從辦公室門口走過的付墨，員工小甲面帶驚恐地低聲問，「嘴巴怎麼抽成那個樣子？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1XMPU2SVv
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「不、不知道……」員工阿乙歪頭張口呆楞道，「可能剛吃完麻辣鍋吧？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjuEzKK9QF
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「噓！噓！小聲點！」員工老丙擦了把冷汗，急忙提醒同事壓低音量。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBmkbT6mbD
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「咳！咳！」李組長輕咳幾聲，看了眼走進辦公室的凌小兔，肅起面容，義正嚴詞地說：「這叫做格調！Style！大王獨有的風範，不肆我們平凡人能夠理解的！」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqZPXkKipw
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眾人恍然大悟，小兔卻是一頭霧水，疑惑心想，李組長的眼睛不舒服嗎？怎麼一直往這抖啊抖的？難道是……976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpjNAw1RsF
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啊！我忘了打卡！！！！！

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從那次電梯偶遇起，小兔子就發現付墨經常在他們的辦公室出沒，次數也一天比一天頻繁了，尤其常出現在他的桌子附近，比如現在……976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrThZ6Xq2IO
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天啊！不過是捱不住睏打了個呵欠，也不至於大聲到把人吸過來吧？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K2QPARreJ
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眼見付墨冷著臉朝自己走來，隨著距離縮短，小兔越感到難以忽視的氣壓，就在心跳快到要從喉腔蹦出時，來到桌邊的付墨手一晃，嚇得他以為自己要被罵了，便忍不住縮起肩膀低下頭，卻只聽到桌面傳來一聲咚，身上也不覺得痛，不禁疑惑地抬頭一看，便見對方早已轉身離開，而他的面前擺了罐冰咖啡，就不禁一愣。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaH8MyJGia
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怎麼樣？哥夠帥吧？小兔快再次愛上我！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBjSbFGfoU
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背過身的付墨，感覺到身後那道癡迷的視線，便更加酷帥狂霸跩地仰頭直視前方，企圖將自己超帥超酷的背影留在小兔的視野裡，最好還能深深地刻在全身心魂裡，想到這，緊閉的嘴角又忍不住一抽一抽地要抖不抖，看得李組長一陣狂汗，以為大王這是在暗示什麼，趕緊絞盡腦汁地揣測聖意。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPk6VQgsqd
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「……」看似癡癡實則呆楞地望著那走了半天還沒走出辦公室的背影，小兔極為困擾地歪著頭心想——976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtI6PzREBr
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可是，我不能喝冰啊！

好在這能讓付墨晃啊晃的日子沒過多久，公司就臨時接下一個緊急案子，必須要在一個禮拜內交案，身為總經理實則公司最高負責人之一的付墨，立刻宣布設計部門全面加班，於是，全體員工陷入瘋狂趕工狀態，就連付墨也忙到暫時沒空去管追兔計畫。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgktlYUDmb6
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當整個案子差不多忙到尾聲階段，最後的兩天晚上，只剩下幾個負責瑣碎流程的人加班，身為新人的凌小兔自然也是其中一個，負責將被分配到的圖稿做最後的排版與校對。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vqUTUNZYk
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新人本著怕出錯的心態，小兔做得特別仔細，也留得也較晚，漸漸地，辦公室裡就只剩下他一人，正準備要下班的付墨，見此大好機會，便趕緊趁機行動。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJfmA1b1Yg
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牆上的時針才走到九，就忽然一陣香味傳來，惹得努力加班工作的人飢腸轆轆，小兔摸了摸咕嚕叫的肚子，忍不住低聲抱怨：「那個缺德的傢伙這樣引誘人啦？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vbQyA1NQw
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話才說完，就見付墨拎著宵夜晃過辦公室門口，他趕快把頭轉回螢幕前方，假裝什麼都沒看到，誰知道對方卻身體一拐，直接走了進來，狀似巡察地環視一圈早沒什麼人的辦公室，最後才緩緩走到小兔桌前，冷聲問：「還在做？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00QgOOaUNN
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「欸？快、快好了……」以為被抱怨做得慢，小兔急忙加快手中的動作後，按下儲存，這時一陣肚叫聲響起。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuh8JQepC3
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哈！就在等這個聲音！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm08X1W63eu
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忍住欲揚起的嘴角，付墨一臉淡漠地舉起手中滷味，正要往桌上一放，卻見小兔卻拿起背包，取出一包蘇打餅乾開始啃起來。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj3Czwj9MC
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居然有準備了？！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNedRqjQyyt
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「……」付墨處變不驚地將滷味放在小兔面前，「吃這個。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsg6a24UT9
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眼前突然多了一袋香噴噴的滷味，混著魯汁的辛辣味傳入鼻腔，小兔不禁楞了下，無措地看向付墨，遲疑地說：「呃，抱歉，我不能吃辣……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLdabOGdpK
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該死的！買的時候習慣性叫老闆加辣，卻忘了這是給小兔的……等，小兔不吃辣嗎？怎麼記得……976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpv7Kwgoqd
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內心的碎碎念還沒結束，燈光忽然一閃，整棟大樓忽然陷入一片黑暗。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor2XURTfcY
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「啊——停電！」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z4SgPbjyN
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好機會！！！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtDRWB5TAl
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聽見小兔的驚慌大叫，付墨心中大喜，立刻就衝過去抱住他，以最磁性的低沈嗓音，輕聲說：「不怕，有我在！」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡln6SYC50hz
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總算抱到小兔子了，回想記憶中那纖細柔軟的身子，付墨滿足地摸了摸小兔的背，嗯，硬硬的，一定是太緊張了，往上摸摸頭，欸？小兔的頭髮呢？怎麼不見了？！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUj2PUbwFM
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正處在緊張情緒中的小兔，根本沒聽清楚付墨說了什麼，只想著這一片烏漆嘛黑的該怎麼脫困，幸好電沒停幾分鐘就來了，鬆了口氣的小兔眨了眨眼，爬出桌底，卻見付墨抱著他方才落在椅子上的背包，不禁錯愕了。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2kVmhfwzj
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「總、總經理？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gm1eUDY6d
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「……」迅速從當機狀態恢復，付墨若無其事地放下背包，淡定地說：「很好，無不良物品。」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PcnYTtzWT
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啊？原來公司還有規定要檢查員工背包嗎？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62IsYEj1jC
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「……」小兔無言地將背包收好，轉頭看向桌面，「啊，電腦！剛才的檔案……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGB2QLr9bj
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隨小兔的視線看去，竟見滷味被翻倒在公司的筆電上，流出來的滷汁灑得到處都是，筆電也因此死機再開不了。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdx8XS71hFs
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檔案全沒了嗎？好機會！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiFXH4CiNK
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見狀，付墨嚴肅地皺起眉頭，心中算計著一連串的計畫——976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWr4gp3VUo
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先是寬宏大量地安慰一番，然後握著小兔的手，注視那雙充滿無助的淚眼，溫柔地說：『沒關係，交給我。』976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xUafXkCF9
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回家後，就用負責人先前交上的備份檔修一修，最好熬點小夜，隔天再帥氣凜然地帶著淡淡的黑眼圈與檔案，出現在被感動地含淚仰望的小兔面前，淡淡地掛著既憔悴卻又有著憂鬱酷帥的微笑，柔聲說：『不要怕，一切有我。』976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoteZ1WF664
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多麼浪漫的英雄救美啊！！！！付墨激動地在心中狂吼。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpyqR8VSbO
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「哈！幸好我有隨時按存檔，檔案沒事，真是太好了！」小兔拔下USB隨身碟開心地說。976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdanp17ToHX
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「……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZiQqbCX2Q
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鬆了口氣地把隨身碟收好，小兔再看向付墨，頓時訝異道：「啊，你的衣服？」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPV38ZYHXK
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「……」聞言，低頭瞧了眼被沾上滷汁的高級襯衫，付墨的眼神已死，「沒關係……」976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2ES28Vleu
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沒關係個頭啦！！計畫趕不上變化也不是這種趕法吧？！！！976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLfODTDBC5
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從沒這麼糗過的偽腹黑真騷包Boss大王，無奈地飄回總經理室心想，看來該重新思考計策了！

然而人算不如天算，大魔王獵兔情史中的第一個宿敵，即將到來……

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後記：

以後大概都會維持這樣三千字一篇吧？976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFYgqiljiu
除非我又突然腦抽筋寫起大長篇～XDD976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lhidqMtlp
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再強調一次，這隻付墨是偽腹黑冷酷真騷包猥瑣攻！（噴976Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZErgEXKDNO
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