【凌家 I 】小兔不吃回頭草 - 3. 小魔頭登場

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3. 小魔頭登場

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令大家焦頭爛額的廣告工程總算忙完了，同時也迎來了週末，起了個大早的付墨，在一番左思右想後，重新擬定了計畫，拿起電話撥了出去，腦海裡快速想好說詞，決定以犒賞員工辛勞為由，約小兔出來吃飯，然後等人到了之後，才告知：「其他人都沒空，就我們兩個去吃吧！」等等諸如此類。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHyrI49x8B
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聽著話筒裡的播號聲，付墨忍不住揚起充滿期待的微笑，一邊腦補著孤男寡兔共處一室的各種場景，嘴角的笑容也越發燦爛而猥瑣，反正他在自己家裡，愛怎麼沒形象都沒關係，只要小兔沒看到就好。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMqOP9RvPj
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沒多久，電話就被接起，一陣雞飛狗跳的女人叫罵聲和男人勸架聲也隨之傳了過來，付墨嫌吵地將手機拿遠點，等適應了這些噪音後，才又將手機靠近耳邊，正要開口說話時，就忽被打斷。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoeNXtXxXT
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「抱歉抱歉，我家正在忙，晚點再回你。」還不等對方回應，凌小兔就立刻掛斷電話。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnjTAdU6IR
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這又是哪招啊？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YMlmG3qrz
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這下，付墨感覺到自己的腹中黑，開始有往上蔓延到臉面的趨勢了。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNAbOjBKv6
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收起手機，凌小兔吐了口氣，無奈地看著眼前的嚴母訓子……不對，是潑姊罵弟，不知該如何是好。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOzx0wlgug
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「到機場也不先打給我，還到處亂跑，害老娘等了一個晚上……$@%^$&%*#……」與小兔有幾分相似的豔麗臉蛋滿是怒氣，凌小琥甩著高綁的長捲馬尾，伸出因長期打字而修剪整齊的手指，用力戳著紫髮少年的額頭，「一直找不到你，大家都以為你出事了，你哥還差點要直接飛過來……」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCVy6M5kTG
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「好了好了，小孩不懂事嘛。」一旁的男人推了下粗框眼鏡，見少年一臉可憐兮兮的小模樣，便心軟地拉著凌小琥勸道，說完還忍不住抓了下頭。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdgCOHngyT
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被罵得狗血淋頭的少年，一身狼狽得像個髒兮兮的流浪小孩，罕見的紫色長髮散亂地披在肩上，身上的衣服似被污水潑過一樣，幾乎看不出原來的顏色，右膝蓋的牛仔褲被勾破一個大洞，臉上也骯髒不已，只看得出一雙形狀漂亮的碧眼，正巴眨巴眨地閃著委屈的水光，他抓了抓脖子，躲在男人身後，小聲地說：「Sorry……」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgQ8HthQCP
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「So你個頭啦！阿全，你別幫他說話，這臭小鬼不罵不行！」推開汪一全阻攔的手臂，凌小琥揪出正欲閃躲的少年，怒氣沖沖地繼續罵：「你看看你！弄成這什麼樣子？！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEHnisMnbu
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「別氣了，小孩要慢慢教，不如先聽他解釋吧。」苦口婆心地輕拍凌小琥的背，汪一全又抓了下頭，原本還算整齊的中短髮，頓時亂成了鳥窩頭。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AHwIUZgt9
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「是啊，姊，也許貝兒真有什麼原因。」小兔趕緊接著說，順道將兩人拉到沙發坐下，又倒了熱茶讓大家緩緩氣。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSxSHJbWWI
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「哼！」沒好氣地接過茶杯，凌小琥美目一瞪，「說吧，幹嘛離家出走？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvc2QeOgij
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「……」貝兒抓抓臉，嘟著嘴撇過頭，擺明不想說。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26fkGWohK2
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無奈地看著小表弟，凌小兔心想，這孩子從小就讓大家捧在掌心上疼，脾氣是被慣得有些嬌縱沒錯，但除了小吵小鬧外，大體上都還是很聽表哥的話，應該不至於會做出什麼出格的事，怎麼這次鬧得這麼嚴重？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi8ENJCCn4
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昨天一早接到表哥的國際電話，說貝兒跟他吵了一架後，就趁夜離家出走，他從信用卡帳單查到貝兒買了到台灣的機票，預計半夜抵達桃園機場，讓凌小琥去接機，誰知她等到快天亮了，都沒見到人，問航空公司，確定貝兒有登機紀錄，該班次也早已安全抵達，所以人應該是在台灣不見的。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJgr1BOqfT
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得此結論後，大家都慌了，這小孩長得白嫩漂亮，身上行頭也不便宜，只差在臉上寫著「我家超有錢」，難保不會遇到什麼人口販子或歹徒綁架，重度弟控的表哥得知後，立刻便要聯絡國際刑警，就在這兵荒馬亂之際，一通意想不到的電話解除了這場紅色警報，沒多久，撿到走失兒童的汪一全，就領著貝兒出現在凌家門口。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcScLZKRQUn
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「你真的是……」極沒耐性的凌小琥，一火大又要拍桌開罵。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicEZhGSoip
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「小琥，冷靜點，小心手受傷。」汪一全見狀，趕緊阻止她的行動，轉頭看向貝兒，「你從機場來的啊？沒給親人打電話嗎？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqVE6TJBtJ
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「I was' bout to……」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfPbYMe1Ip
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「講・中・文！入境隨俗不知道喔？！」凌小琥挑眉命道，心裡卻想著，哼！之前咱們去紐約時，你這小子一直嘲笑我們的英文，這次換老娘看你中文講得有多好？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS60PnCjT5L
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「……窩想啊，但叟機沒電了……」不滿地嘟了下嘴，貝兒抓了抓脖子，生硬地把語言轉成中文模式，雖然從小有跟親人學中文，但少練習的結果，讓他說起話來充滿奇怪的口音。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0X8BvMzPUb
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這什麼神發音啊！果然有夠爛！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzewcIdkrAq
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凌小琥翻了個白眼，在心底嘲笑一番後，才撇了撇嘴問：「那不會用公共電話喔？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g7kkYzuWK
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話才說完，她就頓了一下，瞇起眼睛，青筋微露地說：「你小子不會忘了我們家電話號碼吧？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsXfJn4wWo
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「嘿嘿……」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQGTTdstQq
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「那是不會打給表哥喔？總不會連自家號碼都忘了吧？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuCIbVVoxx
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「才鼻要！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckuEZc3oxS
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眼見小琥又要怒火高漲，小兔趕緊笑著轉移話題，「可以坐計程車來我們家……呃，不會也忘了地址吧？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ7g4NHvpj
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看著貝兒心虛乾笑的表情，凌家姊弟不禁頭痛地扶額心想，就這樣也敢學人離家出走，還不說一聲地直接從紐約飛來台灣？小貝兒沒被什麼壞人綁架，根本奇蹟啊！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE5IOvP0hU
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「不會真的從機場走來台北吧？」汪一全訝異地又抓了抓胸口問道。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiqEDrvbdJ
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今天早上，他在7-11買了早餐出來，就見這孩子口水滴滴地趴在玻璃上看著裡面的食物，他心想不知是哪家的窮小孩，心軟之下就把手中的包子送給貝兒。兩人稍聊過天之後，才知道對方是來台北找親戚的迷路小孩，就打算帶他去警局報走失，結果一問親戚姓名，才知道貝兒的表姊竟是自己暗戀多年的凌小琥，於是，他就歡天喜地地帶人過來認親了。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0M9Yqs77R
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「才晡使，窩又不是笨蛋，當然有坐Taxi啊～」貝兒抓抓頭後，繼續委屈地說：「窩想說記得附近的街名和Building，就以為沒溫題，誰知道這裡變那摸多……」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FzAo7Lu4t
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「結果就只好中途下車，胡亂走一通，還遭遇搶劫，又被狂風暴雨弄得一身溼？」接下來不用貝兒詳述，凌小琥隨口就能說出小說裡常出現的孤子流浪情節，光是她自己的作品裡就寫過不少了。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G5dUdc9bH
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「對啊！！！窩的Beats headphone被搶走了啦！」說到這，貝兒就憤恨地嘟起嘴，一手抓了抓腰側心想，那可是哥哥送他的耶！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQOPXoSKQ5
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「？」察覺到汪一全和貝兒不時做出的怪舉動，小兔疑惑地問兩人：「你們很癢嗎？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK08zf8nhX5
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「是皮在癢啦！」凌小琥翻個白眼，打算繼續開罵，卻被一聲細微又嬌嗲嗲的叫聲打斷。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBf32EbWxz
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「什麼聲音？」凌小琥往音源看去，才發現貝兒懷裡抱著的不是她以為的黑布，而是一隻小黑貓，於是，貓奴屬性頓時就發作了，「啊～～哪裡來的？好可愛！快給我抱抱！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L9aMhn1eH
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遞過小黑貓後，貝兒就抓了抓脖子，「在小巷裡的勒圾桶撿到的。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMD5q5WlGW
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「這貓還蠻乖的，不怎麼吵。」汪一全說完，又抓了抓背後，「可惜我對貓毛過敏，不能碰。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPOZb6fZuB
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小兔看了看他們，又看看小黑貓，再看著也忽然抓了下臉的小琥，一種不祥的預感油然而生，「呃，不會是……有跳蚤吧？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1uhZei58g
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「嘿嘿……」做賊心虛的貝兒抓抓臉頰乾笑道，「大概吧？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr5Gh4E94X
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「貝兒・拉文德！！！！！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKcjWlFzSd
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「……喵嗚？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEfBLC1ejP
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「學貓叫也沒用！！」凌小琥怒巴死小孩。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpzvPo3jGW
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於是，一聲敲頭殼聲，開啟了既忙碌又歡樂的時光，四人雞飛狗跳馬不停蹄地帶貓咪看獸醫除蟲打針，大肆添購貓咪用品與食物，又把家裡大掃除清跳蚤等等後，兩天的週休日就這麼過去了。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43U5sZ28mC
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「決定了，就叫你喵克利吧！」梳洗乾淨後，恢復漂亮萌少年的貝兒，趴在沙發上逗弄新收養的小黑貓。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSiESATnd1
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「喵～～～」梳洗乾淨後，變成漂亮小萌喵的喵克利，蹭了蹭新認的小喵爹。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wE8t8RASd
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被眼前這景象給萌得受不了，凌小琥拍案立決，「老娘決定了！下一本就來寫小貓精的賣萌愛情文！！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvQ9KdyPsW
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開心地逗弄喵克利的肚皮一會，貝兒正要起身喝水，就見小兔歪頭皺眉地發著呆，不禁疑惑地問：「小兔哥在幹嘛啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD2osBpQ7w
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「我覺得……」小兔百思不解地將頭歪向另一邊，「我好像忘了什麼事，想不起來……」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cKQVdJqOu
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另一廂，被徹底遺忘的付墨，無言地瞪著毫無回音的手機，忽然覺得人生好淒涼。

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