咔——768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA77BfjaAID
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z1s13GMVj
推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqz5e40yCI
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5xI9bjQAU
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlpNl9wlny
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3e0kQ65Y15
見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCU4g47eBq
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO69XCIolf
喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD25Z9x7732
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62piKN75Cm
「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndiyPQr2Jh
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJGRxU3cnJ
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScFM7H1bnn
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfgfdu91pm
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL0uvB9IW0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT84g7Ouzm
我嘗試解釋道。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLKwXUbBue
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JNjlzfsOM
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bpkk32YOQ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWFRtKsYiM
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgsxaMAnUS
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfH0qTNPZ7
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nJyKYYM1g
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTDlGqolqp
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMECr56jpYG
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP81fXJ1Mdf
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBj6rNuRPF
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BuuJ4R6V2
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT3SXx32KM
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50cYfagL9c
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy8pUrjV6l
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S6tOehZQj
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AuRYjLFGW
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh564ZOGt63
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN0qGKJP1T
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlIsN9QYou
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zh5g0dauO
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AsLPZOIaJ
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio7vRpvWba
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhFi4fNTDe
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A6S0G7pif
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbBFwmToJL
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHSOl6AKrm
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBs7K1yXBr
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4oMpLPwT0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUPAK5j7Np
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDh4pmAFo2
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiLno8iQ8n
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjObXr9WKfV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZAu3LIsRG
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsM7s9hoS5
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89hVmbcdnh
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77vWScAbaj
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxDuxEhyIN
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMbfUKjhU1
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtDOpqENsm
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP8dJnKD2I
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZxEJTX3MJ
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFFItAVNGn
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCiG248JTg
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmLh3Kecza
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHn4V3yj2vJ
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZjUsMjO5q
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jpao0Kt5k
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdODlctUffU
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBrPi7NQND
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYgB5GtyNR
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4X0TqaokX
我個樣似好開心咩？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONogMrOpb0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQJ0ybApmC
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDPJVh8lgn
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyGWNyAwG8
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkYLb0vfIx
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5KnxSTKlh
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuTH2axWId
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuJjutKUpE
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZscj42xT2
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpf5rR5vOV
「上次個哥哥？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk4IdzsIDg
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1grf0irAqk
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDfK8A6aRi
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwKS7BOSqj
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgkvjiYA9w
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIo4vszIyp
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihkm7nzsZs
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyxu8lpatI
越黎越過份喇你．．．768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ3o53ppci
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESWs0dfnYs
姓趙嘅。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSdXpG4597
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB5Y3o4sPV
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ893JwTVXVS
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOuat9lSX4
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCWkORzKXa
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIpagIFN6I
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768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Acn3Sux2w
沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEF6XH7Ron3
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1m0ivAstFi
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLMzmbCrpn
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd72GhdUyXh
點解呢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWRCEtlSBn
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xAmAjD3cg
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOKdHekqWp
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJimnyLpt6
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SZkW7jANP
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1PA4WIa0t
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ8vhViVEc
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE1TddZNrf
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeOf95CNYf
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Ne0flGyY
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jFgyHJyAA
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76nwsBoAUt
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvrpkfsYuQ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTsoIHTKeU
其實我都知道點解。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiHPRtXzHX
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm5iefh0MM
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO9WtvRa1X
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx91c9otfVd
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiyqHL7HQw
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60rICEKG9P
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cz1UE9cTV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5m7J2BCdk
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgek2eiuYW
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVv5nXzC9U
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLj4hm8Dgm
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5iKYGcM0L
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqe5neQwm6
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNpD1cn10L
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk4FMxDFDl
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEAeGhOBgZ
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgL5iDuQZO
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlkkihvGKF
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlf1otwX4V
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9Eftd3Ptc
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y7fJDgC04
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9UeunVvT3
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyGqztWdtM
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARQZYtasHc
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwpg6MUEDG
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXWwKra9YF
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLIFmjOSpX
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNGypHkEZb
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAzQSRFzcx
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03bgTE24XT
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOr4HiRpfH
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARuUbKZIah
呢個人真係唔識情趣。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRvoVLKfdH
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAe2cQ2EzOv
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjQnPXOAfB
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSjqe1mlWV
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8iSoli5EX
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSl6cV8AgH
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0EkFfjLzV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0ahmKJak2
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfERCKZfn5m
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWE6lvwbhe
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiDoSdppqQ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCJ7KToQCY
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGlQSDfUFI
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vy4Rcq4VB
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Z7yJnu7t
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33CyvRNFqg
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyfU713SUk
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme8W6SGGrP
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhlcDTKhWk
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy297gSxB8c
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUEdonPQx9
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckeWPe3pmZ
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLw1VxzVYy
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xeu4WVCox
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDDlQbYOz8
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZpgb5r0h3
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdG1l5Mr0q
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl1n8kVsvX
我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuuuRU6BIp
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ku47WwpMk
tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiAXvAHqvj
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nooneremember：係係係～係到。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcWCVy5CXV
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tiffanynoname_214：嗯，咁先岩架嘛，早抖！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56vJVeOYGM
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀，所以話阿，女人就係咁！佢可以做，你唔得。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zU8yZwiV0
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我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtjFR5WpmQ
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係愛阿？定係責任呢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkHJYHZBNt
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XXXEc7lXz
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口頭上係咁講，但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrMD3hdDn7
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