醒黎之後我發現原來已經成十二點半。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JgIwHmmgS
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廢青嘅作息永遠都係咁樣，番到下晝都係好正常嘅一件事。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuH3rPdJYzw
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因為冇人會黎拜年，所以媽子今日都唔會失驚無神夾硬將我嘈醒，但係應該都唔會由得我訓到就黎一點掛？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn8esNAujA
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當我出到廳時，正見到媽子同老豆兩個人好嚴肅咁樣對望住對方，兩人見到我行左出廳之後唔知點解有啲唔係幾敢直視我。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFC3jecQpl
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然後老豆係媽子嘅注視下好似鼓起左勇氣咁，突然起身行黎我身邊，將本來準備去刷牙洗面嘅我叫停。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8jjYFCwGS
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喂，大佬我未刷牙洗面，你唔係咁快就準備叫我食糕呀？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxf9QBckW7
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吊頸都要透氣架！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX1Q3PumS0
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只見老豆神色好似唔多對路，佢掙扎緊嘅神色好似仲勁過同胡師傅做袋底推胸咁樣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdFBymbY48
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只見老豆最終都係狠下心腸開口道：「仔．．．你同阿雅係咪發生左咩事？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWQduPb7sY
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！？？？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR8azT6F7g
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唔通我同Tiffany嘅關係暴露左，小慧應承左就一直唔會出賣我架喇，係我自己暴露出左啲咩蛛絲馬跡？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9Qh9diGle
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0sd5UGosm
或者佢地今朝係街到睇到唔應該見到嘅野？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH7dLnAF0s
正當我心入面係到天人交戰時，只見老豆佢拎左封野出黎。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqL3dkl35F
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeT6dE09Ad
係當日媽子交俾Tiffany，上面印住大大隻畢字嘅利是封。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri8AAMEAnG
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcxHhOUQsS
「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSQpjoAj4h
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPRmqYJSju
「唔理你做咩惹嬲左小雅佢，你都係乖乖仔認錯喇。」唔俾我解釋嘅機會，老豆就已經開始進入左自己嘅八奇領域。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YkcqfvAP8
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzcSWNUfEk
「兩個人相處就係大家互相遷就架嘛，記住佢大聲你就細聲，佢再大聲你就收聲。」老豆開始同我傳授起自己作為老婆奴嘅獨門秘技。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNRmOPdxNJ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxBIqDOxwf
「呢個世界冇野係對唔住解決唔到架，一句唔夠呢就兩句，兩句唔夠呢就三句，認死狗總係比分手好，記住成大事者不拘小節！」老豆靠係我耳邊細細聲補充道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3lwahhmjv
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC7tjcUGzL
「等陣先！邊個同你地講我同Tiffany嘈左交架！」我推開仲諗住教我必殺技嘅老豆，睇黎佢份秘笈仲長過war3個條cheat code密技list。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66Ray3F2P1
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我制止左老豆繼續教我上上左下同埋greedisgood，然後將佢拉埋去媽子身邊。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eAIAw84Pn
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMcOf5UHVS
「利是都退番黎呀仔！即係家陣係結婚派左帖要收番咁樣，你仲想呃我地咩！」媽子有啲嬲，但更多嘅係擔心我。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUpLeJMJvA
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeXgZqWTKZ
「佢個時叫我袋住唔記得拎番咋嘛！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pkxogvdre
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmzwmqifmc
佢地用懷疑嘅眼光望住我。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y4090qBfv
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgxgQewsBo
「唉，拎黎俾我喇！」我接過老豆手中嘅利是封。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAaZfAy9N5
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavJR15mJhs
「一陣佢都會黎一齊拜年，咁你地唔洗驚喇？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj448gNlKo
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIZIXTipE4
「真係會黎．．．？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIDzAeqCKt
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpySeyVUqp
「係呀，呃你做乜呢我？陣間兩點你咪會見到佢囉！唔理你兩個堅尼地城神探喇，我去刷牙洗面先，一陣仲要去接佢！」我理直氣壯咁樣同媽子老豆講道，然後轉身去收拾一番就此出門。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLhoDkdPbm
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順手避開左食糕嘅一劫。
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下晝一點四十五分，我提早三個字到達西營盤地鐵站。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmryDWnoACK
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9waHCHd9K
只見幾分鐘後，一道倩影已經出現係不遠處，Tiffany同我一樣都係咁守時。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNpAwSbC29
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaa9Y9nMa7
Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTDD7NgUFM
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb87GO9XcPJ
「做乜望到唔識打招呼！」Tiffany睇黎好滿意自己嘅效果。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ASBnpzi8V
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VsA7bmWXZ
「因為．．．你咁著真係幾靚嘛。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQE185oZca
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsBCnddk9x
教練，直球！！！直球！！！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd730owTCs
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfuA7Jos92
「口甜舌滑！」Tiffany聽過我嘅話後立即臉上添上幾分嫣紅。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVGzISnIqV
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclcUepVNCU
好可惜我地呢種氣氛好快就被一陣怪聲破壞哂。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEprBfNuN6
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咕———686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xfak7K8t3
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睇黎係三糕之神對於我呢個異端嘅懲罰，呢下打鼓聲真係柒到唔敢睇。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRxf1rJDRr
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmplNHe5L92
「你肚餓呀？」Tiffany揞嘴笑道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNqv2fs5qk
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8HCIXtI0K
「未食午飯呀嘛．．．」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJPqcTeTuu
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0AQ3HTXpd
「緊係喇你，睇死你又係十二點幾先起到身喇。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2ciVHl9l5
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrzo5TsD4T
「唉，你點知架？」唔通佢識讀心？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmgRMZfZBt
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7XSyKO3O5
「你成朝冇應我機呀嘛。」Tiffany答道，好似我應佢機係理所當然嘅事咁。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFx8cdC9d8v
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtetj7aLdQ
「乜你一直留意住架？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3bYL052lS
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz3IJqYMNP
「係呀！廢事俾你放飛機咋！」Tiffany不甘示弱道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQVJHfmbZ5
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFHw4OyPvl
我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgRkhF5o7S
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykPW9P4fP7
「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjpZ5yD7G1
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNnsUmkwvg
「收到，不過你知有咩食咩？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7GycGa5VI
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY9cL2R1Iu
「呃．．．好似又係啵。」對比起我，其實佢對於呢到根本就人生路不熟。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd0jcDIDDq
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFRybguI0n
「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPgFHa3LyV
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「呢到就係美國佬野？」Tiffany望住眼前嘅店舖問道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcGitQ7FD7
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4kKerBIoq
「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSL1RXSXFV
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtuMoSm36G
初二成條街咩舖都冇開，所以我都只可以淪落到要去食老麥。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87QRGKcvBL
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5awXsIe5CA
「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaYqw7as1f
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKXkDrphZa
「邊個話老麥冇甜品食？新地筒啱唔啱？」我問道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo43pxSCZGq
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYnboiwxYh
佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNQraIIeJZ
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRRyikuLrY
「士多啤梨新地？朱古力新地？」我好似不停咁引誘緊佢，有一刻我覺得自己好似變態金魚佬叔叔呃緊細路女。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHU2fOSfCR4
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK951jkUsUp
「我大你一個黑旋風！！！」我拎出常人冇法抗拒嘅美食。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwgYM9rf23
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「我要麥旋風！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAb5Z0ff6E
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魅力沒法擋～686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmA85qIl87
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「唉，你又明黑旋風個gag嘅？」我問道。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqxbXX9NKI
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2s2y9oHWL
「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNCPnL8p6S
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1B31mrTuZ
「但係你唔識曹永廉笑話。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKPG96mRO1
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrZBUQgwsc
「嗰啲咁冷門點算係！」睇黎曹仔要再加油先得，連個雪糕都比你出色。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9UEeBAqsr
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AVVOG8ab5
就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5bPpYcbku
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCEgQshfEQ
呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyPxouAEms
食過老麥後，我地兩人都係同個日一樣咁去到阿姨屋企拜年。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRW6DTZbCc
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0sygKiMXN
新年期間嘅保安同姐姐們每個人都好似做緊兵咁，唔係講緊戰場上警戒住敵軍嘅士兵，而係女神們嘅裙下之臣。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjJn6inp7I
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeXtJ11bgY
兵仔追女神，無事獻殷勤。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jt6nr6Hvd
佢地每個人嘅勤奮程度簡直係可以每人都拎番兩三個勤工獎咁。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTejZtEbgQa
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW65mqI6N5
保安叔叔好似開左AT力場咁樣，訪客出發係五百米嘅範圍內時就已經衝到門上拉開道門，迎接來臨嘅到訪者。而當下午呢個時候人流比較密時，佢個種頻繁嘅一開又一關簡直令到我想叫佢不如直接卡住道門算。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoRPUqtqiK
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPECpTm8Ec
保安叔叔你知唔知你咁樣開門法，個門較會好易壞架？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftjHncgxHm
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkQ50PsxaJ
而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2QkfU2I8M
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYoW7IwerK
而值得我開心嘅事係今日福伯終於唔再狙擊我，佢趕住同其他人逗利是所以冇再衝上前同我扮熟吹水，糾結近唔近親嘅問題。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tHYA0o7Zf
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37Tp44fwlI
順利咁樣到達左阿姨屋企時，時間都仲尚早，望一望嘅鐘原來而家都只係兩點二十分，距離大家黎到嘅時間仲有成大半個小時。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRA4ciTnQv
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW78JQG2GD
阿均今次好難得咁唔捉我入去打fifa，佢仲係到分析緊星期日凌晨車仔對上強敵曼城嘅比賽，車路士呢排唔穩定嘅表現令到佢不時係我耳邊屌尻沙利條死煙鬼。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFLahYVE3f
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其實我地阿仙奴好得幾多呀？有時我真係好掛住雲爺爺。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa9UaS28Tj
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG9K8DYoD8
俗語都有話，家有一老，如有一寶，古人誠不欺我！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkh1Ag1N9p
686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn3V87rIxd
好多時啲野係失去之後，我地先會識得珍惜。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5grgCw5LK
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而當我地兩個男人仲係到傾緊波嘅時候，我眼角間望到Tiffany正一個人苦悶地坐係一邊無聊咁玩住手機。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjrliN7ECq
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貓貓阿豆訓著左，阿茵正係到沖涼，所以一個無野做嘅人就咁樣俾我地晾左係一邊發呆。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LIlrOjO3Z
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見住佢寂寞嘅樣子，我就知道自己因為講波而唔小心冷落左佢。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9km7HH4jyv
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或者我地可以搵啲啱一齊玩嘅團體活動進行下？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcLYTVnKnJ
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打啤？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbgHs9uF1k
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太一若隱若現嘅身影出現左係我眼前。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9nKeYKG9n
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算喇，都係咪搞喇，我感覺到自己唔多旺，玩呢啲野實會輸到連底褲都甩埋。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ2rsIzexp
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呢個時候，我眼角唔小心望到個部黑色PS4。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3V9xKY8ls
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或者，我地可以一齊打下機？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbDcbMQBO3
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDolpykaGUY
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係猶豫嘅時候，我眼角嘅視線唔小心咁擦過一隻遊戲。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTM6xy9PEV
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係啵，仲有你！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYnxmBYLFX
