I have been with Suzie for thirteen months now and not for once have we made love. We got married only a week ago after a yearlong of wrenching promises, satisfactory loyalty and unwanted celibacy. I had happily obliged she maintains her chastity, after all who wouldn’t want to marry a virgin? But this night, I must have her. “Enough is enough” I said to myself after slipping two tablets of Viagra I took from a red lid container in my back pocket into my mouth.479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KHZZxDZUV
I made my way to the bedroom where she was sitting and poured out words like a pupil reciting a nursery rhyme in front of the school assembly. Before I could finish whining, she grabbed me and did things to me as though she had been waiting. She pounced, bounced, sucked and licked. She was too knowledgeable in the art of screwing for the virgin she is; or rather, was. I slept that night a fulfilled man.
When I woke the next day, I was weak. So weak that opening my eyes was trouble. When I finally opened them, I couldn’t see anything, everywhere was pure dark. The air around me was hot and I could feel sweat forming on my forehead. I turned left to Suzie who appeared to be asleep and was only noticed because of what she wore. But something was wrong.
Suzie didn’t sleep with clothes on. In fact, she never did.
I motioned close to her to take a better look and what I saw terrified my bones.
She was wearing a white-luminous wedding gown laced with gold and diamonds; she wore eight rings on the ring finger of her left hand and two pieces of white cotton stuck indiscreetly in her nose.
It was at that moment I realized I was in a coffin.
