「望咩啫你。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JOoha9ozv
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這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjqg6KPg2i
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOD0fHarx9
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我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85qABVBK2r
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當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACnkBaeTHz
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其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQX9wn0Rym
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpunYvXlZDy
828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3n4w0mEmf
怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlHI1Cr63U
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可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUxMqpLfnn
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喔，是嗎？828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwXvWIf3F6
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS876IT3bUF
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMWwIFII0j
828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFws3unKpAX
「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC39wymaqci
828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0rUBZIUVR
這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNx7i077j4
828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx9BsPdtYz
後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8D5B75Csd4
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我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1pll7NMzJ
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生，容易。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqIEoU3bJv
活，容易。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6uEr59dCD
生活，不容易。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUT1zaMHSs
828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVrElcOgug
如果套用在香港，那就是：828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyLHcR4nGh
828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZly2M4FU5d
生：容易。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcTVNQFnmH
活：容易。828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Dm8I71kF
在香港生活：FUCK OFF828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1LWrkSqAP
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828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QaIcqRBvL
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ735dulRF8z
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」828Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c9vikDaVn
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