「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaeAjiveci
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwa2L8XN96
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcVUaJGrPZ
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTKimMtyi9
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTSqfy2syT
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「我聽唔明。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2WGuCTH3M
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOZcovYyxY
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DBlhLmHNd
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這個原因，遲點會說。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CreHvcref
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0mzR4D8gv
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckEO6dagkc
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rMtAqy1w8
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BBsVJsNVR
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifihg5xkXw
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t59GQ7MFj
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY4V24dnD6
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJz420ACC1
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxTKsRZzdS
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsPJxEPAaH
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOIoP2h4jJ
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoMbGFyJju
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe8zoQt04z
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7OjDEJ861
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjcUHFI0Xf
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xG6s7lRRL
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJciSxGdXr
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0VlI4WICP
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uOznFsG45
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpqXNmVwQw
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9dn5cUHGv
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8LymBZF6F
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTnjfET9mp
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAC8U22cri
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBDF4LV54k
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世事往往難以預料。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFf1Evi7ec
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYU6p0lH5m
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGPsTFvkHZ
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是的，真的那麼剛好。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT6bRU6FNK
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0D9UXxqbg
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO97m4kh21q
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn3ICpaoZQ
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw2wSUjml7
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGUYJ5cUVe
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoVO02kzbc
「你點先唔嬲啊？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYkJG3HQxj
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dj96h7eIk
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXk69KWqMV
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMmr7ceMMm
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP7cFWKHzf
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1bLle5WaX
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarvcye6uGx
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6VTHm6uxC
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ514ZFY3lcn
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfektllacUz
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0R1uUmfArt
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK642VvJ97
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53jFANSDZm
「唔信！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmWARElmpK
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEOjsaTUA9
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsin3dbk3Y
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZY27bIvWK
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2IPCeNFma
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi9wXQxOU1
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMTZCREBpf
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「咩點？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnXSBNBFEu
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdounRf7oG
「佢無打你咩？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HyyGxKVme
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWPi1djiHp
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNChFxVP4dp
那麼奇怪？576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfGY2vxfXA
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wWRlk0kri
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKJ66TxJIs
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zz8GcJK7u
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0I72fezhx
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqBRs2Uuwn
「係咁就原諒你？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAVIde0uCV
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOH2ZZDwPg
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G0p4iQTdd
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QUuaV0eTo
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQjHvn9OdH
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu8SiP9GwW
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5DWoUyE2c
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算了。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W340OWQaS
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbi9SnLWec
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx6DwsBajZ
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmAtKUUeXl
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uXIPGFXSQ
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7c9IKdLnZ
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtuY7JvSFQ
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可是他……576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpurekqaeXQ
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我該怎麼說呢？576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowT3toDNSx
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5vM5DFVDB
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjVVkpMFZY
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雖然動機未明。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFROhAx66O
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSdCcHNPGd
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKuJPmjvAk
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXycNDcOql0
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KEaUnMtwm
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfd6wcEmpU
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Afgma6CaK
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3Ri5Ej3ON
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkJYpUr51n
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我說了，不原諒還好。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWWJM37zWG
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTtXHjtOp9
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTw2Z5Y05jc
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N9stTIfWo
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQCKSwgm0x
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H6t04wRVG
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVYC0fV5Bi
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYqyRo0D2d
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oIUaPUbzr
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyUoltfGdA
所以？576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pl83xdrWU
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPguttahGk
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMAswiFpOf
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkGIU3cAFA
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLP65IrSxn
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3014XVrUSr
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUYrS48HQa
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AKNpfmaxv
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnQfbsgGAg
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0o0jqfU4O
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcFeZOwnxV
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhAxfKZzgk
又回到我的故事。576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs924Nzv7i
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「望咩啫你。」576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxyg5gRuwu
576Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fEnax8lfh
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