「喂，我問你啊，望夠未啊？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY1IAmw0oL
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRvptR965l
因為她太漂亮，我竟然又看得出神，看呆了，唯有急忙應對：「小你…..姐咁…..夜夜夜仲一枝酒……係到飲人唔唔唔做雞咩？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtWsFc1F3l
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb41GK9ufWn
我發覺，我驚到口齒不清，完全不知自己在說什麼！！！！！697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yQuUfUdbs
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaQL0kj5Vr
其實我真正想說的是：「小姐，你咁夜仲一個人係到飲酒，唔驚咩？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dKS3LnMCJ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoa3aBbef2
SHIT！697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvQAjNnf7e
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWpPDRHvC7
「你講乜鬼野啊？想打啊？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCtvxDGY2J
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwcCP7JFap
糟了，她好像有點生氣了，眼神亦變得極為兇狠的望著我。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1O0f5k4GB
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphF0vuLVCb
我舉起雙手，表示無惡意的，然後勸她冷靜點說：「你撚定Ｄ先！」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu4uwGadaG
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8iVTny2XH
咦！？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0JpB2IjVJ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgXbmzyKeF
我說，舌頭，你能不能爭氣點啊？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6VWZJmaHJ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUfhzvJu80
「頂你啊！你真係博打！」她一股男子氣慨般站了起身，（這時我發現她還不算太矮，我只高她半個頭）然後她頗有大將之風的豪邁地抽起她白色襯衣的衣袖，舉起手拉起弓就一拳打過來！697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KwggkO5KL
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKRc8Nzvlg
我立即嚇得閉上雙眼，等了數秒，卻沒有預期中的痛……反而是溫暖……697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtry5Eanhil
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR4vriInm0
一陣溫暖。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe7c0tnlLV
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQdKD4igBh
不是你們想那些，你們錯了，她沒有抱著我，反而她蹲下了。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurosKPrc0M
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqD3zqbShc
那溫暖是從腳傳來的。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM42TaqB8V
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSrazwJdiX
「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPAclFmsak
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzuOajIbIg
轉眼間，我的黑色皮鞋便變成了「白飯魚」。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyzv89CuoL
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YdLsRACgA
那些嘔吐物還進了我的鞋子裡，我能親身感受到那種溫暖。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmuW8FJpnb
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpMGaRnbnV
想不到，我跟這個美麗的女孩，這麼快便有如此親密的接觸。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotL2tT1pTJ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3TNyhzTQK
這個時候，能說什麼呢？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO5aGv3pQb
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvDfnPNRkh
難道說：「哈哈…..小姐妳好似食得唔太健康喔，啲菜都未咬爛哂……」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nMxasiRpz
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbOoh06tP0
好像不太禮貌。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FLlLmD9TN
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDJP6Dz0cI
我決定正常一點。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWqwPEJigO
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCgRzierla
「無事嘛，小姐。」外加送上紙巾一包。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMivYY6vrxS
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBX6p43bnC
她接過紙巾，說了聲謝謝，就繼續「OWE────唔唔……OWE──」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO1f5lKFgi
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjta3ATKud3
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeWvWCInVB
我就這樣，站著，被她嘔得滿鞋都是。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBUENaKoYr
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88Z3evloAp
其實這是一個蠻好笑的畫面。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2CWZRgVuZ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hGewD0pmF
過了一會，她似乎嘔完了，就站起身，望望我的鞋，好像有點不好意思的低頭細細聲說了句：「對唔住啊…..」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanU7b7pZJF
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ttZNDrM2r
不不不不！怎會是妳的錯呢？697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQPLJ0fuvR
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH43TZ0ftLG
就在她冷靜之際，我便趁機向她解釋，我剛才那些說話的原意，幸好這次沒有口齒不清。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok6fFBUm9w
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56espVq069
她聽到後，只有一個反應。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcPWdBLCEp
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtz8mZyfk4
楊千嬅式的喪笑。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcue50qiM7
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji3BW7lt5v
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrq2bqpOjU8
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpXfNmWkbk
「蠢？哩個同智力都無關係……」我有點冤枉的說，此時她一雙水汪汪、如黑邃星空中閃爍星星的眼晴盯著我，我們對望了大概數秒。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD24pgCZBb
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwobUI4L8tJ
然後，她就彎下腰，繼續笑過不停。 697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTflEtvyBsj
「哎呀，痴線，笑死我啦，你唔好咁無辜嘅樣好無？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hdRQbx4iK
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t5eG620TS
「蘑菇？」我承應我真的在「搞爛GAG」，正常應該會把場面冷結了起來，不過其實我是有原因的，她再這樣笑下去，我相信她會笑死，唯有出此下策讓她冷靜一點。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpItHcMQfla
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ011Ab62AHf
可是，場面沒有預期中的冷卻，她反而笑得更厲害，誇張的用雙手捧著腹蹲了下來，笑得更大聲。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VAtIMiR8M
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkogncumk3
「哈哈哈哈哈哈，蘑咩菇，無辜啊！哈哈哈哈，啊！好肚痛笑到我。出哂眼水。」她用無名指擦拭臉上的眼淚。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xLjQolHqO
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDLTiwvX5f
我一直不認為自己是搞笑幽默的人，但她的反應，讓我滿有成功感！697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKZvaQwz7c
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPA04mPcO0P
突然，我好想讓這個女孩展現笑容。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnroOeT1x3
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFG7dVKlcyi
因為她笑的時候真的很美。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEvuri2Lwt
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEapvPOLhE
或許是剛才的幻想，是我充滿自信，以為自己是搞笑高手，便做了餘生都會後悔的事。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8LmAx9i1N
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCqgNDIcYR
我說了一個笑話。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiavLc3P3b
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡencKC2GLiz
我以為自己說話不會冷場，後來回憶返，我真是他媽的天真。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFJC3F0g8e
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0qII2UKCl
「好笑咩，咁你仲有無聽過。有一日，小蜈蚣同佢爸爸講咗一句說話，佢爸爸就暈左，知唔知點解？因為小蜈蚣話:『我想要買鞋。』 哈哈哈哈……」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYexdCV2Ud2
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGityIIvPb
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcVr6wkbqO
她：「……」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdxcMCIUpy
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaF98UviBEU
我：「……」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlj90WxixK
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ifzc4qVRl
毒撚最忌有自信。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLuGB6ir6w
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozblyoLk8G
這話是可信的。697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSPg0BX1wb
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhQoxv4XMe
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbhsB9zdtr
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tLod3KaKA
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji7AaGjPNe
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKNlNZGEB5
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOnvwv1WTC
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2yelflLEQ
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2SJDzMMRb
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiPHbuf5xO
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumCtw43lbH
697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZFUA0BH9H
「哈哈哈哈，你點解咁蠢架？」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQUy7cgUfr
「因為妳像旋風一樣把我的一切都吸走了，一切思緒、呼吸和心跳，讓我無法正常運作。」697Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mKbIZBsNe
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