「埜腕垀,埜腕垀,涴跺藩珨桲縐? 」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAJCxYDdGXkQ
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAaErLXAsNIi
我感到全身像火燒般疼痛,然後有人輕輕拍打著我的臉頰,並說著一堆不明所以的語言。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAjx5WPhSt4T
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAIRpsxIZCp0
接著,我的身體像是被水包圍著,清清涼涼的很是舒服,像是嬰兒時睡在媽媽的懷裏。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAZKitdCekMj
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAVOStlLbGGI
我緩緩睜開雙眼,發覺眼前水汪汪一片,卻發現原來身在水裏。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAXVg56y9m70
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA7p3FjprfTW
嘩!做乜跌咗落水?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAofE2FF657u
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAbkvnj3TmNx
我立即閉氣,並撐手撐腳的想浮起來,卻發現根本不成功。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAbYDBL47M7W
1161Please respect copyright.PENANArWkQugdV56
正當我憋得臉紅耳赤,快要淹死之際,包圍著我的水突然全部散去,然後我就跌在地上。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAh2Rzo2X8xI
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAiUCT67lU8f
啪!1161Please respect copyright.PENANAqMenceoc27
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAntKfnA9BQR
頂......跌到我......1161Please respect copyright.PENANASythVDEd2E
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAAsSbvp4JV0
我撫著屁股,眼看剛才的水在半空中正化作點點晶瑩剔透的水珠,再慢慢消失在空氣當中。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAc56Otj7KqY
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAdYxHPxQowJ
呢啲咩嚟㗎 ? 點解我會凌空跌落地? .........1161Please respect copyright.PENANA574zd512sB
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAC565nxuUDt
「跺縐僻趼滅誹? 猁砑佽腔憩岆縐? 」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAkAqGSQe3Bd
1161Please respect copyright.PENANADEolCSgngJ
我又聽到有人說話,但完全不明白是甚麽意思。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAr8TN5z8nnE
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA8uh5KS2DRz
我望向聲音來源,是一個身穿古裝,國字口面,濃眉大眼,身材粗壯的青年,年約二十歲。他正微微俯身向我說話,但我一句也聽不明白。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAEKkMJClQeU
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAtFGOZ2S4cz
雖然如此,但從語氣聽來他應該並無惡意。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAaWgvCTQ6FK
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA0EakPs6U9q
「呃......你...你好呀,請問你識唔識廣東話? 」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAdlu3Ozpe9F
1161Please respect copyright.PENANARWjR7yAmeP
他聽到我說話,愣了一下,然後又道﹕「帤跺誹勤眭? 狟煦梗趼茼。」1161Please respect copyright.PENANA8LELzLcIAI
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA6hsUya49Fc
佢究竟噏乜春呀? 唔通係大陸方言? 同埋點解佢著古裝嘅? 拍緊戲?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAoU0yBOu8hq
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAgHUjK4vBVW
我嘗試轉一轉channel﹕「尼巧,錢暈尼天得洞煲東瓜嗎? 」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAscIQwFro12
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAJx4w8lwKCG
他又搖搖頭,然後將我扶起,示意我跟著他。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAuhctsTfsxa
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAqBFQYQHIu8
「Hey man, can you speak English? 」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAHo0lppFuic
1161Please respect copyright.PENANADts3roiUWD
「哦hi唷,阿Lee拮多過齋依乜士打。」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAr9S8fjM7wG
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAJZIms6gtH5
「呀羅哈些唷,寵寵寵。」1161Please respect copyright.PENANA0xGS6YoAqQ
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAbpeudmBZFw
「沙嘩d cup,cup冠cup。」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAU946BV87Ag
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAheoBs3574c
我鍥而不捨,運用我所會的語言跟他溝通,但他只是笑笑的沒有回應,只是示意我跟著他。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA9DfOycUlGK
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA2TUgGnx9Cd
條友憨吓憨吓成個郭靖咁款,應該唔係壞人啩? 而且頭先我明明喺大帽山,而家呢度明顯係一個山谷,要我自己出返去我都唔識路,唯有跟住佢先啦。1161Please respect copyright.PENANARklOWPROKq
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAwOkt0IIZcs
不過話時話,呢度又幾靚喎,成個拍金庸電視劇嘅外境咁,而且空氣仲鬼死咁清新,香港有個咁嘅地方咩?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAAAkA3OOqb5
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAtK7dL5ySBZ
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAu5Od8qyloY
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAraXrocXouE
我跟著這個憨鳩郭靖,一直在山中小徑走著,沿途他不時停下來採摘野花野草放在他揹著的藤籃,活像他是來山中採藥一樣。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAqnXqNsd8L1
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAsM2RVBOddO
咕嚕......1161Please respect copyright.PENANAPHpY6DSIak
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAjBkLA4V47D
走著走著我開始肚餓,我望向天空,只見太陽正在頭頂,那麽說現在是正午? 但剛才在大帽山明明是三時多的,難道我暈了一整天?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAWOMs3PmefM
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA4EGhWeIPNv
正當我驚疑不定之際,郭靖轉頭向我道﹕「腔宎硊岆菴跺? 」然後他指了指肚皮。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAGDWt5SVxGw
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAHxHKSHOjfb
看來他也聽到我肚子打鼓,於是我點點頭。1161Please respect copyright.PENANACNiXGtW1Aj
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAhusNpDq5oC
他望望右邊的叢林,然後撿起一塊石子擲了過去。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAlnfZPpYJDj
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAmx08s11Zb0
倏地,一只小兔子跳了出來,往我們瞄了一眼,然後就往前方跳走。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAf8c418sDq5
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAvc2un31d8Q
只見郭靖他伸出左手,掌心向天,然後就有一些透明點點在他掌心一吋以上逐漸凝聚,不到兩秒,那些透明點點已經形成網球大小,活像一個小水球一樣。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA043Zey0M2q
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAWmSVoiSXsP
「跺趼誹!」他左手一揮,水球以高速射向小兔子,「噗」的一聲,水球炸裂,兔子應聲而倒。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAaD21EFYN1I
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAspJjyJPuEn
嘩屌!街頭魔法王?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAHlYbGQ2zsb
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAhv20tzaVSf
我走過去撿起兔子,只見牠一身是水,看來剛才郭靖擲出去的真的是水球。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAIiiGZbNVU5
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA81CvVGUQD5
我將兔子遞給郭靖,他笑著接過,然後從腰帶抽出一把小刀子......1161Please respect copyright.PENANAESj1x6SVt1
1161Please respect copyright.PENANARFbnWTQYFg
我即刻撳住佢﹕「喂喂喂!你真係諗住劏嚟食呀? 我對兔肉無興趣喎!」1161Please respect copyright.PENANA8AvAZ5tx7v
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAHhX2luFtaG
郭靖一邊疑惑的看著我,一邊已經一刀割斷兔子的咽喉。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAIrsi9av3iO
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAEwsBnsDEtf
唉......真係......你要食就食啦,我無眼睇......1161Please respect copyright.PENANANSIyBf6ere
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA50WsCe3VjP
面對這麽血腥的場面,我唯有做身體語言示意我去小便。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAbpYrOS5Qx4
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAHp7Mk9rFAe
我行開兩步,回頭望一望,佢已經手起刀落將兔仔肢解剝皮,動作熟練得似是久經訓練,難道他是一個獵人? 香港會有獵人? 城市獵人? 但孟波不是只會獵女嗎?1161Please respect copyright.PENANA97ySzOruYa
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA888Fzg6GZj
正所謂君子遠庖廚,小人長戚戚,這麽赤裸裸的重口味畫面還真令我反胃,所以我就走到不遠處的樹後,然後順手揸揸水。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA6lP99inQuh
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAfUUP6eVS19
揸水之時,我就諗緊頭先郭靖嗰下係咩魔術呢? 隻兔仔真係比佢打暈咗,又真係濕哂喎,一啲穿崩借鏡嘅位都無,真係勁過無記嗰啲魔法王多多聲,不如一陣叫佢教我兩手旁下身都好。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAgIgOMwh8TY
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAVlcFEZ1JgS
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAC71RlVpclT
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAnAzjPdHqoc
回去後,郭靖正對著一堆柴枝枯葉,拿著兩塊石頭在「噠噠噠」,敲擊聲中不時有火星掉到柴枝上。1161Please respect copyright.PENANALb0J91X20l
1161Please respect copyright.PENANASD3pIhzZAk
傳說中嘅火石? 佢真係原始人?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAvafPIN9DkF
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAdUMJZw7jUu
我走到他身旁,在褲袋拿出一個打火機,然後在他面前「噠」的一聲點火。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA4NYDFZlVH0
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAd937Qop76m
他見狀喜道﹕「扂? !垀眕祥湔婓党蜊杅,蚚腔岆模茼,誹誹。」1161Please respect copyright.PENANA4VDhbA0uT8
1161Please respect copyright.PENANANjMsgaH3bT
我還是不知道他說甚麼,不過我倒明白他想我燃起柴火。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAEXXKqU529l
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA8IYY3BiMLT
在我對著枯葉點火之時,他伸出兩手,閉起雙眼,然後我又看到兩個水球各自在他的左右手上凝聚,幾秒後,他張開眼,將水球放在盛著兔肉的陶碗,原來他要用水來洗乾淨兔肉。1161Please respect copyright.PENANADTEk3fYi4N
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4IlSTU6lF
「喂!教我得唔得呀? 」我指住佢隻手,做一做佢頭先個動作,然後又指一指自己。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAeklPqw7LJL
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA3VMnzgeYzH
他有點疑惑,他指著我的打火機,道﹕「誹絞縐腔唗,杅硉蚚腔岆? 」1161Please respect copyright.PENANA5A3KGLra6j
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAthJMMib4H1
想點? 想要個火機?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAqcHj0oi2U8
1161Please respect copyright.PENANACluqbQSbBu
我將火機遞給他,他卻哂手擰頭。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA4gazq4EGQm
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAPsDsIpSk6L
喂,即係點呀? 比你又唔要......唉......都係唔明,算啦......1161Please respect copyright.PENANA9AVR5z0mPo
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAoLxMF5S8H1
我起了營火,然後從口袋裏拿出一包純萬,點起一枝悠悠的抽了起來。只見郭靖架起一個支架,將兔肉串上樹枝再放在架上燒烤。肉上的油份經火一烤,一點一點的滴在炭火上,發出吱吱聲,而伴隨著聲響的,就是引人垂涎的肉香。1161Please respect copyright.PENANANZtxTwlzDV
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAiOVwAOPFrw
睇嚟......炭燒兔肉都好似唔錯喎......1161Please respect copyright.PENANAb3r0sZO6cP
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA84AbfgN7i5
我吞一吞口水,郭靖已經將烤好的兔肉遞給我。1161Please respect copyright.PENANArOUfudv8Ob
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAXNpFDRCWk2
「射射!」我拿起兔肉就咬了一口,唔......!肉質鮮嫩!肥美多汁!原來兔肉咁鬼好食!1161Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8AmHTWp4D
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAY0cmutml8m
我和郭靖大快朵頤﹐轉眼整隻兔子就給我倆幹掉了。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA5JHzNW6cY8
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAnlVyxIQ7J4
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAMlZBJuk5vA
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAmoq7t5bsHD
我喝了口郭靖變出來的水,捧著肚子打著飽嗝,又抽起煙來。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAmdkZFMqmeh
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAx4bMVAhK15
郭靖十分好奇的看著我抽煙,難道他沒見過嗎?1161Please respect copyright.PENANApQBdVzLIlm
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA2xMiKjOM3h
我遞枝煙比佢﹕「嗱!醒枝比你。正所謂飯後一枝煙,快活過神仙呀!」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAgYGf7IN96f
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAXj3JhB3XJX
他拿著煙,學我一樣含在嘴裏,卻不知道怎麽做。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAatqkNa9uU2
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0SNInPZNg
我替他點火,但他卻呆呆的不懂吸一下,於是我誇張的示範給他看。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAzSsweoUw2b
1161Please respect copyright.PENANApY8kOANwcu
他「哦哦」有聲的表示明白,然後就使勁的吸了一口......1161Please respect copyright.PENANAG4bhREQTbX
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAG90nJ5SeHa
「咳!......咳......咳咳......」他給嗆到了。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAI69OENzrOo
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAIUvoGBV2ec
「哈哈哈哈!你慢慢再試吓就無事啦。」1161Please respect copyright.PENANAYH1woq5U2Y
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAmRzj1rPOCN
他似是明白我說甚麼,再次緩緩的吸了一口,再將煙呼出來,然後露出一個享受的表情。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAHksjterebj
1161Please respect copyright.PENANABlxV19MfOf
一會兒後,他抽完了煙,然後笑著直豎拇指。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAjGibA7hIei
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAFI2YHeOfhA
估唔到除咗音樂,原來煙仔都係世界語言。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA3s7T63JPmf
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAcU7vCyfTjB
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1161Please respect copyright.PENANAofx2EXWw2h
吃過午飯,我們又收拾行裝繼續出發。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA9dZzi1e2hC
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAJzqPYsMtyu
其實到了這個時候,我還不知道他到底是甚麽人。不明語言、穿古裝、會變魔術、懂打獵、用火石、未見過煙仔......1161Please respect copyright.PENANAyj93qlYTz2
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAvaISZsWl9m
喂等等先,除咗識變魔術之外,點解其他情況咁鬼似尋秦記嘅? 唔係穿越咗去古代咁搞笑呀?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAX1rXnaZ62V
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAv0n4RRfUlc
這個時候我才發現自己身上的衣服有點破破爛爛,而且還有一些燒焦的痕跡。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAksNkUxQlzD
1161Please respect copyright.PENANATgCcXDRR6A
咦? 唔通我頭先喺大帽山比雷劈? 然後就穿越咗嚟古代? 唔撚係呀?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9d4SDQitU
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...................呀哈哈哈哈!咁我呢個現代人返到嚟古代,咁咪可以好似古天樂咁溝死女? 哇哈哈哈!你個仆街港女Evelyn,今次仲唔比我威番次!秦始皇!秦始皇喺邊? 一定要喺佢發跡之前搵佢出嚟認佢做契弟!1161Please respect copyright.PENANAIScgNLoALs
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAU2KvtUGKok
我想到這裏,興奮得拉住了郭靖問他我們在哪個國家哪個年代,不過我得到的回答當然是一堆沒有意義的音節。1161Please respect copyright.PENANA3kbZLLDYPk
1161Please respect copyright.PENANALJeSlxUF27
郭靖的答覆,亦像冷水一樣將我的所有幻想淋熄。1161Please respect copyright.PENANALg9C4M2PA4
1161Please respect copyright.PENANACfRsGR1RlM
唉點算呢,睇嚟我同呢個時代嘅人溝通唔到喎,咁生活都成問題啦,仲話溝女......唉......都係跟佢出返去先,留喺度真係死咗都唔知咩事。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAlazT9J1Zip
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAcD9U78und9
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAckfiFUbgIE
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我垂頭喪氣的跟著郭靖後頭,走了約莫一個小時,終於離開了山谷,到達了一處城門前。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAIyEvvmLf0Q
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAtJRMyo5EKl
嘩嘩嘩!係現實中嘅城門呀!唔係無記廠景呀!好撚宏偉呀!1161Please respect copyright.PENANA6cSYejyIYl
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAB7I97y7y5l
我抬起頭,眼看有六七層樓高的城牆,而眼前的城門亦有三層樓高,頓時覺得自己真真正正的回到古代。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAlrkFlXeP4b
1161Please respect copyright.PENANA21SncPhOdn
正當我呆呆的欣賞古代建築時,郭靖一手拉了我去城門口做安檢。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAqgVBL2Ias5
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAU5qiW5AtKO
眼見城門守衞個個肥獅大隻,又刀又槍的,嚇到我所有頭都縮起來。1161Please respect copyright.PENANArGnW45xq1d
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAl1rbPfHSUn
大佬我無證明文件喎,一陣佢話我非法入境拉鬼咗我去天牢雞姦我點算?1161Please respect copyright.PENANAa3LF3NbFal
1161Please respect copyright.PENANArXojRgGzmn
正當我淆底想閃人之際,郭靖拿出幾個銅錢給城管,然後城管竟然揚揚手讓我們入城。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAHObNVpmrZQ
1161Please respect copyright.PENANAOx4q6jGFAj
唓!原來入城只係要比路費,差啲嚇到我賴屎。1161Please respect copyright.PENANAjriBJTprSh