「Come on, James，可唔可以成熟啲呀? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Yycu6MX0A
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX6arx0GQe
嘩屌！Come on James? 雖然我係叫占屎，但Evelyn你唔係要將陶公子嘅潮文同我講一次呀?1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSlpk4tNxI
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PRVD9URNg
我放下手上的星冰樂，有點傻眼的看著眼前的女朋友，Evelyn，她剛從澳洲Working Holiday回來一個月。我倆剛討論我們的未來，我只是有點敷衍的回答了一下，就得到了這句「Come on, James」。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5uUfWTKdU
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEurNUqThhD
「你有無發覺，自從我喺Australia返嚟之後，我哋好似有啲唔夾? 」在Starfuck內，她一面調拌著眼前的Chamomile Tea，一面宣讀她的判詞，完全無視這杯Chamomile Tea其實係唔需要攪勻的。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYxHUPpDNu
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncR1NBeMLe
「I mean，其實喺畢業之後，我哋嘅世界好似越嚟越遠，我諗，大家都到咗呢個年紀，係咪應該冷靜咁find out，點樣去解決呢場crisis呢? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2DbRBYGul
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnz8vsdKv0
我頂你個肺！你唔駛真係將篇潮文嘅對白背哂出嚟呀? 而家真係去過一年Working Holiday就大撚哂? 每講一句都要夾硬插啲英文單字入去?1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI2Z0TOn9V
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE8lHixqj7
雖然我不是潮文中滿臉暗瘡，架著銅絲眼鏡的毒撚，但這些對白一樣觸動了我的自尊神經。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhowkPFpUBb
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAdFTYxjIi
我嘗試作出最後掙扎﹕「我知，你即係嫌棄我啫。你返到嚟就即刻入咗魔根屎單尼，你叻你好嘢。我只係做緊個文員仔，要返5日半仲要成日OT，我配你唔起，但我會努力賺錢，我哋公一份，婆一份，一樣可以買樓結婚㗎。」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY3bau3T7r
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56M7P35ekV
Evelyn輕輕搖頭，狀甚遺憾﹕「係Morgan Stanley。」她頓了頓，又道﹕「喺你眼中，我就係一個咁現實嘅女仔? 其實我哋嘅differences，喺畢業嗰陣已經出現，我有叫你同我一齊去Australia，但你點答我? 你話已經搵到工，話去一年嘥時間，我喺嗰刻就一直諗，我哋係咪屬於兩個唔同level嘅人。」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuzrKeruD0
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OgHChX53s
哪有錢！你老母！1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6mWOq72UA
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiy8tEKzyy
你明知道我一畢業就已經負資產，而且還要儲錢跟你結婚，那還可以浪費一年時間跟你浪跡天涯！1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwenHdD4XW
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Tc1aGCx8O
我意識到我們已經到了無可挽回的地步，但還是不甘心地上訴﹕「你知道我要還關窿㗎，我都應承咗你等我升職加人工會同你去一次日本。唔通無錢都係一種罪過? 如果係，點解你唔老實講? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NknMaW1O8
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3wTzvwFUE
「I'm not talking about money, you know that.」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctoGFhtp5T
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC8TS8Aj3W
撈? 我撈你老味！1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCP1zWJHRP
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcEVUSh3ca
我忽然冷靜下來，沒有像潮文中的毒撚發脾四就咁走咗去。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lCqumb7Ur
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNMG3zGCIw
或許，變了心的女人，就像借出去的錢一樣，找收數佬也收不回來。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b3bmVHKX2
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT3Fv7B73b
「咁，分手啦。」我揮一揮衣袖，不帶走一片雲彩。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yEH8IWqbx
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rpRjfOsKL
Evelyn的嘴角若有若無的向上彎了一下，然後微微點點頭﹕「James, we are still friend.」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg4yMDiaZK
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVJA4NdAyM
她輕輕呷了一口微涼的Chamomile Tea，然後站起來，離開。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlylD5nNDRv
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZTKIKogDy
我惆悵的看著眼前只剩半杯的Chamomile Tea，憶起跟Evelyn剛相識時她的一臉羞澀，那個怯怯的濕吻，那夜在宿舍輕輕脫下的胸圍，那對溫軟動人的33C，肉體與肉體碰撞時的啪啪聲，還有那令人念念不忘的口技......1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEnOtR0D4w
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRfl7DU9Xf
你老母！1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXItIEjhGX
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXNlPbbNau
我一拍桌面，發出的呯然巨響嚇得周圍只買一杯咖啡卻坐一整天的偽文青目定口呆，然後霸氣地離開這個傷心地......1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5Gi0AbJpr
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYJlUQsUXu
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqjudxgK8p
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL4iOeTLrW
正當我昂首闊步走到街上，打算用霸氣遮掩被飛的事實時，一輛R8在我身側駛過。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC9SbCLmeg
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFpF9jnwND
我瞄了車廂一眼，坐在副駕的，正是剛飛走我的Evelyn，她正巧笑倩兮的跟司機聊天。我再看真一點，那個司機，身無四両肉，梳著一個比比鳥頭，身穿窄身slim cut粉藍色西裝，是一個比MK更MK的MK仔。而這個MK仔，赫然就是那天跟Evelyn一起從澳洲回來，Evelyn說是在飛機上認識的ABC。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFQEHGoxWb
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiCEiRfjo3
我隱約感到，我在香港Holiday Working的時候，她已經在Working Holiday途中送給我一頂綠油油的綠帽。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ8M4o2APU
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHCIREYU3K
屌那星！的士！1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfisMD0KsUO
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJSbCgtVPU
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCitWMGxTHi
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSm3HBAycC
怒從心中起，惡向膽邊生！我毅然伸手截的，並跟司機說跟著前方的R8。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsKfj8jLN9
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WiGxvtwPk
司機從倒後鏡中瞄了我一眼，我吼道﹕「唔駛望啦，係拍緊戲呀！快啲追上去啦！後面成隊crew跟緊呀！」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WkAEjddA6
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R4Zsf8hAR
的士司機立刻像吃了春藥一樣，發動引擎馬上就追了上去。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LeRuPxIon
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUah1DduNX
司機的聲音很興奮﹕「拍緊咩戲呀? 我有無對白㗎? 邊個做男主角呀? 係咪發哥呀? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9GuWSlAti
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFqdI5gcEY
其實我唔多想理佢，但係為咗令佢發揮佢嘅小宇宙，我唯有指住我粒衫鈕話﹕「呢道裝咗個微型鏡頭，你嘅角色係一個過氣嘅一級方程式賽車手，性格沉默寡言，為咗屋企人放棄自己嘅賽車夢轉而揸的士。今日我咁啱上咗你部車去追揸R8嘅歹徒，你要發揮你所有潛能追上去，有無問題? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQxljOTLuf
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNqmNbqnWK
「無問題！交比我！」的士佬興奮的大聲回答。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzPKrmDkqu
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2jyZwX7Ys
「好！頭先嗰段我會叫導演cut咗佢，一陣我嗌action你就即刻入戲！」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jaU92McUB
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpFgwN662F
的士司機馬上撥一撥稀疏的髮絲，然後給了我一個堅定的眼神。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kDdmwhxc0
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBwcsR0eH7
「Action！」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoltVUDQxc
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBuP913WoY
一聲令下，引擎咆哮一聲，的士呼嘯而去，在高速公路上逢車過車。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JmEgAcnh8
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvUZaQ6TEB
眼看就要跟R8並排而行，比比鳥像發現被人跟蹤，R8越駛越快，漸漸拋離我們。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOYu3DCsgJ
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKraUL3Bk7
老實說的士司機的技術認真不賴，只是顯然比比鳥也不是吃素的，而且車款性能明顯不止輸一個檔次。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTc0wC72yG
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVDWaazqK7
眼見遠方的R8駛離了高速公路，到我們跟上去的時候，他們已經消失無蹤，而且我們也被逼停在交通燈前。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDp9ogqOX3
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu2SQjrsfo
我一拍椅背，深深不忿﹕「仆你個街！咁都追唔到！」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLdTSuWDqT
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDlSrE3dGL
的士司機很稱職的演繹沉默寡言的性格，他只是利用倒後鏡用眼神問我﹕「咁而家點? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKevAu7OxAo
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cDscm6tAC
雖然我也不知道截住他們有甚麼用，但我有點死心不息﹕「喺附近兜幾個圈，睇吓撞唔撞到。」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYAqbNw99u
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M8QXTo1ZG
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL2zKtusgr
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOitrCcBag
的士司機按我的指示在附近兜截，但明顯地R8已經逃離現場，我一無所穫。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKxb9nLlkw
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQYgEXyGxs
我垂頭喪氣伏在前方倚背，腦袋放空，完全不知道該怎樣做。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb50YVQC5C
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJS9EHm2rF
的士司機輕聲問我﹕「咁我哋下一場戲係點呀? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHrhxm1Grt
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDnV2xy5bH
我從銀包中拿出一張五百元遞給他，有氣無力道﹕「車我去一個無人嘅地方，我要冷靜吓。」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQEpQKwVjg
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9s7LjGHPc
他接過鈔票後，一聲不響的開車，過了不知多久，我感到引擎關掉了。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa781QYRxYv
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vc3pcO6Gf
我抬頭一看，車外有點灰濛濛一片，有草有樹，四野無人，是一條窄窄的山路，這裏是甚麼地方?1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVpq6yFm6e
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ololuQDnq
「好cut！Good take！」是時候令他回歸現實。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ6EkPczhg
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OiY4glbNG
的士佬馬上一輪嘴問我﹕「點呀點呀? 我演成點呀? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx0lumZjOE
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAKRASpRLT
我戴上藍芽，裝作正跟導演溝通﹕「呀......好好！導演話你演得入型入格，做得非常好！」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpd2g4faLH
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojckpRlquA
「係? 咁我會唔會仲有戲份? 其實我覺得自己好戲過林雪，而且又靚仔過佢！」他又撥一撥稀疏的頭髮。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPmha7Q4Te
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn8sBbwG1w
我打開車門，下車之前跟他說﹕「導演喺我頭先上車嗰度拍緊另一組戲，你去搵佢，睇吓佢會唔會安排一下啦，我會同你講幾句好說話。」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mfehCfBwN
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVZ9aazKXg
的士司機千恩萬謝﹕「唔該哂你呀哥仔，我攞金像獎嗰陣一定會多謝你㗎！係呢，點稱呼呀? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm68lgqpaAL
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vgk6917dj
「叫我Come on James啦......話時話，呢度邊度呀? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4T304Xfnx
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7oW4D9Ies
「大帽山呀，你話要無人嘛，駛唔駛我車返你去搵導演? 」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0nly58Lqo
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNxEu6YDBU
我揮揮手﹕「唔駛啦，我仲要演一幕獨腳戲，一陣會有人接我啦，你走先啦。」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zl4sG35pJ
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfAKdZqezM
的士司機露出羡慕的表情，然後依依不捨的離開。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kYw1PvJq2
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrkxaRyJef
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGENcQrEF9
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux6qx2vdg5
我看著漸漸遠去的的士，又轉頭望向另一方向，看來這條路可以一直上山頂，就上去看看吧。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnxC5MhrH5
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpDDpk1gXr
走著走著，我到了一個可遠眺城市的地方，看著一棵棵如火柴般的樓宇，心裏不禁在想，我到底是為了甚麼而努力? 辛苦讀書工作，OT受氣，換來的，就是一頂綠帽?1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfJfamGVgg
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYVR3imhUY
我忍不住撿起一塊石頭，使勁丟到遠方，然後向天大嗌﹕「死仆街港女！」1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HLSRf5fKx
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfJ8CbRxy5
轟隆！1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7SapbxDy9
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIZDD3HExf
回應我的，卻是一聲雷響。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb3Tchjr0I
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6BiqiD96G
我嚇了一跳，然後瞄一瞄天空，灰灰暗暗的正被密雲籠罩，似是快要下雨。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqFVG0IFSq
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i2BiHUUI5
屌！連個天都唔鍾意我? 你等我落咗山先好落雨喎！1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLfkOlCNpY
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQbLfsTZS9
才走了幾步，正想打電話call的士之際，突然感到尿急。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAz6coamUS
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzKi94gPqp
我左望望右望望，視線範圍之內，不要說廁所，連坑渠都沒有一條。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1rF49bSOk
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6GhpuGspS
算了，反正無人，求其快手屙咗篤尿就走。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zBb13uSpD
1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMK4yrDEnd
我走到路邊的一棵樹下，對著樹幹拉下褲鍊就開始小解。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqNcjIPflV
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正當我才開始解放，卻已經下起大雨。1792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRTM1mB8Ov
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