「埜腕垀,埜腕垀,涴跺藩珨桲縐? 」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAOL6UobkNjn
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我感到全身像火燒般疼痛,然後有人輕輕拍打著我的臉頰,並說著一堆不明所以的語言。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAEqr0trj9cl
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接著,我的身體像是被水包圍著,清清涼涼的很是舒服,像是嬰兒時睡在媽媽的懷裏。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAwTCR4i8JZk
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我緩緩睜開雙眼,發覺眼前水汪汪一片,卻發現原來身在水裏。1301Please respect copyright.PENANABHtbEx64vo
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嘩!做乜跌咗落水?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAaA5chFebpe
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我立即閉氣,並撐手撐腳的想浮起來,卻發現根本不成功。1301Please respect copyright.PENANApxkbQK30A9
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正當我憋得臉紅耳赤,快要淹死之際,包圍著我的水突然全部散去,然後我就跌在地上。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAbGjprYYM61
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啪!1301Please respect copyright.PENANAfb3738Ik6k
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頂......跌到我......1301Please respect copyright.PENANATvLdLNxyST
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我撫著屁股,眼看剛才的水在半空中正化作點點晶瑩剔透的水珠,再慢慢消失在空氣當中。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAodqWzk45jh
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呢啲咩嚟㗎 ? 點解我會凌空跌落地? .........1301Please respect copyright.PENANA45CGHCBM5Q
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「跺縐僻趼滅誹? 猁砑佽腔憩岆縐? 」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhyE2gYCibt
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我又聽到有人說話,但完全不明白是甚麽意思。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA4IBXoOUTEu
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我望向聲音來源,是一個身穿古裝,國字口面,濃眉大眼,身材粗壯的青年,年約二十歲。他正微微俯身向我說話,但我一句也聽不明白。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAKW4yK7X4kN
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雖然如此,但從語氣聽來他應該並無惡意。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA2gOfttRAPy
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「呃......你...你好呀,請問你識唔識廣東話? 」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAnRejyQYEbO
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他聽到我說話,愣了一下,然後又道﹕「帤跺誹勤眭? 狟煦梗趼茼。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANA39QIBJatxh
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佢究竟噏乜春呀? 唔通係大陸方言? 同埋點解佢著古裝嘅? 拍緊戲?1301Please respect copyright.PENANASR7TZfucP2
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我嘗試轉一轉channel﹕「尼巧,錢暈尼天得洞煲東瓜嗎? 」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAyai1vFy7Je
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他又搖搖頭,然後將我扶起,示意我跟著他。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAT0u9EEBwMK
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「Hey man, can you speak English? 」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAW6Aj3rCqcB
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「哦hi唷,阿Lee拮多過齋依乜士打。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANA7Mxww3BENU
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「呀羅哈些唷,寵寵寵。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANA4kQADAW7hx
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「沙嘩d cup,cup冠cup。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANA0LgEfxGdLb
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我鍥而不捨,運用我所會的語言跟他溝通,但他只是笑笑的沒有回應,只是示意我跟著他。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAcFNskGRKPh
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAMDptRewLpU
條友憨吓憨吓成個郭靖咁款,應該唔係壞人啩? 而且頭先我明明喺大帽山,而家呢度明顯係一個山谷,要我自己出返去我都唔識路,唯有跟住佢先啦。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAJSstrXhI02
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不過話時話,呢度又幾靚喎,成個拍金庸電視劇嘅外境咁,而且空氣仲鬼死咁清新,香港有個咁嘅地方咩?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAaxiKFEPF6A
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我跟著這個憨鳩郭靖,一直在山中小徑走著,沿途他不時停下來採摘野花野草放在他揹著的藤籃,活像他是來山中採藥一樣。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA2IeHDbwIn2
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咕嚕......1301Please respect copyright.PENANA2UUGfDetiz
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走著走著我開始肚餓,我望向天空,只見太陽正在頭頂,那麽說現在是正午? 但剛才在大帽山明明是三時多的,難道我暈了一整天?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAdj8XqN16pe
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正當我驚疑不定之際,郭靖轉頭向我道﹕「腔宎硊岆菴跺? 」然後他指了指肚皮。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA3QD2lwZUQn
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看來他也聽到我肚子打鼓,於是我點點頭。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAbavkCcjL9X
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他望望右邊的叢林,然後撿起一塊石子擲了過去。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAbN9V2t0rNs
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAJTaoX5kkpA
倏地,一只小兔子跳了出來,往我們瞄了一眼,然後就往前方跳走。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAcpRtFO1tUf
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAt07z1wwkpS
只見郭靖他伸出左手,掌心向天,然後就有一些透明點點在他掌心一吋以上逐漸凝聚,不到兩秒,那些透明點點已經形成網球大小,活像一個小水球一樣。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAO3Wz0s8cpD
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「跺趼誹!」他左手一揮,水球以高速射向小兔子,「噗」的一聲,水球炸裂,兔子應聲而倒。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAEm1TNssvvy
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAcl7wZRszbV
嘩屌!街頭魔法王?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvcCNiYfES7
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我走過去撿起兔子,只見牠一身是水,看來剛才郭靖擲出去的真的是水球。1301Please respect copyright.PENANABHl7KYzXuv
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAD3R6OaJpsr
我將兔子遞給郭靖,他笑著接過,然後從腰帶抽出一把小刀子......1301Please respect copyright.PENANA85tWsRnU0b
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAVH8OYWFns1
我即刻撳住佢﹕「喂喂喂!你真係諗住劏嚟食呀? 我對兔肉無興趣喎!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAkZLCrHFsvk
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAl9PTLJLtaB
郭靖一邊疑惑的看著我,一邊已經一刀割斷兔子的咽喉。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAIhlDhS6T2t
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAmeXMPutEtS
唉......真係......你要食就食啦,我無眼睇......1301Please respect copyright.PENANALw0CA7rPNm
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面對這麽血腥的場面,我唯有做身體語言示意我去小便。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAIHsR0BZpN4
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAzCZgwYBT1e
我行開兩步,回頭望一望,佢已經手起刀落將兔仔肢解剝皮,動作熟練得似是久經訓練,難道他是一個獵人? 香港會有獵人? 城市獵人? 但孟波不是只會獵女嗎?1301Please respect copyright.PENANALFfMPjlzUT
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAh4WOeVWAH1
正所謂君子遠庖廚,小人長戚戚,這麽赤裸裸的重口味畫面還真令我反胃,所以我就走到不遠處的樹後,然後順手揸揸水。1301Please respect copyright.PENANATlMRfnDn25
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揸水之時,我就諗緊頭先郭靖嗰下係咩魔術呢? 隻兔仔真係比佢打暈咗,又真係濕哂喎,一啲穿崩借鏡嘅位都無,真係勁過無記嗰啲魔法王多多聲,不如一陣叫佢教我兩手旁下身都好。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAGgUsyQSlXn
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回去後,郭靖正對著一堆柴枝枯葉,拿著兩塊石頭在「噠噠噠」,敲擊聲中不時有火星掉到柴枝上。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA39ZlE8IJUC
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傳說中嘅火石? 佢真係原始人?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAAAxZPRtgKB
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我走到他身旁,在褲袋拿出一個打火機,然後在他面前「噠」的一聲點火。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAUCsRLx4l1O
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAWlw3UpjQsr
他見狀喜道﹕「扂? !垀眕祥湔婓党蜊杅,蚚腔岆模茼,誹誹。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANAkCdfIGh0jJ
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我還是不知道他說甚麼,不過我倒明白他想我燃起柴火。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAAybtjODzm2
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA7XERhUVTJN
在我對著枯葉點火之時,他伸出兩手,閉起雙眼,然後我又看到兩個水球各自在他的左右手上凝聚,幾秒後,他張開眼,將水球放在盛著兔肉的陶碗,原來他要用水來洗乾淨兔肉。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAabdcmAr0P6
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「喂!教我得唔得呀? 」我指住佢隻手,做一做佢頭先個動作,然後又指一指自己。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAVe6kEBW2tX
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他有點疑惑,他指著我的打火機,道﹕「誹絞縐腔唗,杅硉蚚腔岆? 」1301Please respect copyright.PENANA8v9qesFX0s
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想點? 想要個火機?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAF6tdtKH3WG
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我將火機遞給他,他卻哂手擰頭。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvkZALqYn0N
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喂,即係點呀? 比你又唔要......唉......都係唔明,算啦......1301Please respect copyright.PENANAnSrwMz1qHV
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我起了營火,然後從口袋裏拿出一包純萬,點起一枝悠悠的抽了起來。只見郭靖架起一個支架,將兔肉串上樹枝再放在架上燒烤。肉上的油份經火一烤,一點一點的滴在炭火上,發出吱吱聲,而伴隨著聲響的,就是引人垂涎的肉香。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAneEj7pi2Qi
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睇嚟......炭燒兔肉都好似唔錯喎......1301Please respect copyright.PENANABd8dUHwSLg
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我吞一吞口水,郭靖已經將烤好的兔肉遞給我。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAp3JF3Da3gV
1301Please respect copyright.PENANANQJdSBuDHQ
「射射!」我拿起兔肉就咬了一口,唔......!肉質鮮嫩!肥美多汁!原來兔肉咁鬼好食!1301Please respect copyright.PENANAiXOQNSx262
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我和郭靖大快朵頤﹐轉眼整隻兔子就給我倆幹掉了。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAMSPUHnoaUu
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我喝了口郭靖變出來的水,捧著肚子打著飽嗝,又抽起煙來。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA8MaLYA4law
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郭靖十分好奇的看著我抽煙,難道他沒見過嗎?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAT0cPSOyRqS
1301Please respect copyright.PENANA4Dte6DhDNM
我遞枝煙比佢﹕「嗱!醒枝比你。正所謂飯後一枝煙,快活過神仙呀!」1301Please respect copyright.PENANANYPzfcsAVx
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他拿著煙,學我一樣含在嘴裏,卻不知道怎麽做。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAV9FJMbFlPd
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我替他點火,但他卻呆呆的不懂吸一下,於是我誇張的示範給他看。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAUuuGxEPhSR
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他「哦哦」有聲的表示明白,然後就使勁的吸了一口......1301Please respect copyright.PENANAVdGX5JHbZd
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「咳!......咳......咳咳......」他給嗆到了。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA7bZL4tVgDz
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「哈哈哈哈!你慢慢再試吓就無事啦。」1301Please respect copyright.PENANApw3yVO1Rgz
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他似是明白我說甚麼,再次緩緩的吸了一口,再將煙呼出來,然後露出一個享受的表情。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAF6nYD0FQyH
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一會兒後,他抽完了煙,然後笑著直豎拇指。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA9dj6Ny5B1T
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估唔到除咗音樂,原來煙仔都係世界語言。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAcY1qwAaSGu
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吃過午飯,我們又收拾行裝繼續出發。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAgd4dZZdkO5
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其實到了這個時候,我還不知道他到底是甚麽人。不明語言、穿古裝、會變魔術、懂打獵、用火石、未見過煙仔......1301Please respect copyright.PENANATK5uaKs9tA
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喂等等先,除咗識變魔術之外,點解其他情況咁鬼似尋秦記嘅? 唔係穿越咗去古代咁搞笑呀?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAEKsmwWkkYg
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這個時候我才發現自己身上的衣服有點破破爛爛,而且還有一些燒焦的痕跡。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA6g1HpXtrLf
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAyt3sU5Hcww
咦? 唔通我頭先喺大帽山比雷劈? 然後就穿越咗嚟古代? 唔撚係呀?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAGVUEqN0dHK
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...................呀哈哈哈哈!咁我呢個現代人返到嚟古代,咁咪可以好似古天樂咁溝死女? 哇哈哈哈!你個仆街港女Evelyn,今次仲唔比我威番次!秦始皇!秦始皇喺邊? 一定要喺佢發跡之前搵佢出嚟認佢做契弟!1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhPg3p9Y4j2
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAbCSWIrpx6g
我想到這裏,興奮得拉住了郭靖問他我們在哪個國家哪個年代,不過我得到的回答當然是一堆沒有意義的音節。1301Please respect copyright.PENANApDhp3P4iAd
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郭靖的答覆,亦像冷水一樣將我的所有幻想淋熄。1301Please respect copyright.PENANA9s59wMi9p3
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唉點算呢,睇嚟我同呢個時代嘅人溝通唔到喎,咁生活都成問題啦,仲話溝女......唉......都係跟佢出返去先,留喺度真係死咗都唔知咩事。1301Please respect copyright.PENANARkNJerIM9c
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我垂頭喪氣的跟著郭靖後頭,走了約莫一個小時,終於離開了山谷,到達了一處城門前。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAYk9WIY1JLJ
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAaJ43SgEGtM
嘩嘩嘩!係現實中嘅城門呀!唔係無記廠景呀!好撚宏偉呀!1301Please respect copyright.PENANAAw7GqFrf8H
1301Please respect copyright.PENANAhd6yUZXof6
我抬起頭,眼看有六七層樓高的城牆,而眼前的城門亦有三層樓高,頓時覺得自己真真正正的回到古代。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAys30WMALSP
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正當我呆呆的欣賞古代建築時,郭靖一手拉了我去城門口做安檢。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAvzqSRVQCuO
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眼見城門守衞個個肥獅大隻,又刀又槍的,嚇到我所有頭都縮起來。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAi9DXLO6l0F
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大佬我無證明文件喎,一陣佢話我非法入境拉鬼咗我去天牢雞姦我點算?1301Please respect copyright.PENANAdbcyiWAPIW
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正當我淆底想閃人之際,郭靖拿出幾個銅錢給城管,然後城管竟然揚揚手讓我們入城。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAR65fnymL8i
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唓!原來入城只係要比路費,差啲嚇到我賴屎。1301Please respect copyright.PENANAjWTtW3apKf