平安夜晚，除了在白煙瀰漫的商場裡購物之外，有不少人均會選擇前往聖堂唱聖詩報佳音，沉浸在和諧的歌聲之中渡過佳節。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhE25ThzfC3
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這年適逢為抗爭起始之年，眼見時下青年人及普通大眾為了公義及民主如此盡心盡力，天主教因此亦打算略盡綿力，首次將平安夜晚的聖詩歌頌會和大食晚會結合在一起，地點在天主教聖母無原罪主教教堂舉行，入場費免費，誠邀各市民們前來任飲任食任唱，不限年齡，不限政見，就算是白衣持刀人及便衣持警棍者也不會拒諸門外。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MAiaHYAsE
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為了籌備這次盛事，天主教更特意邀請各大宗教派別前來幫忙，好讓大食會的規模及美食款式能夠更加之多元化之餘，亦順道能夠減輕一下舉辦盛會的成本費用。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTKrWDGrdQ
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在此，他們更特別發出邀請函予經精心挑選過的宗教派系，希望對方能夠派出至少一名的神職人員，參與當晚在主教堂地下層舉辦的「全港第一屆火雞烹飪大賽」。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SSJHPlrao
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比賽的表面目的是為了能夠提供即場製成的熱騰騰火雞予大食會的來賓，所以不設任何獎項或獎金，當然亦不會有任何懲罰。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcoJUCNFuI
但若果有細心閱讀邀請函內容的話，便不難會察覺得到舉辦方特意請來了兩名「米芝連」的資深試食員作為比賽評審，有著強烈的意圖要分出比賽的冠亞季軍。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkPgdNtTKk
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米芝連是國際性的專業美食評審組織，就算天主教與米芝連多麼熟絡也好，邀請資深試食員作為評審的「友情價」相信亦絕對不菲。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qitSx3CI2
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為不設下任何獎項的比賽而大灑金錢聘請專業評審，理由就只有一個，這是一場比拼宗教派系面子的比試，故此必定要分出高下；572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ5hLuPIt8
誰的宗教派系規模較大，誰便自然能夠派出足以取得比試勝利的廚藝高手應戰。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2FW5qIzg1
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以陰謀論的方式換句話說，天主教派系希望藉著這「全港第一屆火雞烹飪大賽」來彰顯出自己派別的宏大規模，向其他「宗教同路人」立一個下馬威。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgPUaKiiDl
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為了使整個計劃得以順利進行，安穩的墊底石是絕對必要的存在，大概是正因如此，就連「飛天意粉神教」我等相對較為冷門的派別也收到了比試的邀請函。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi1LlEwHjM
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「飛駝主，你認為我們應否答應天主教的邀請呢？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN93HeXGKc6
一名身穿白衣短褲，襯衫正背面均印有「肉醬意粉就是正義」圖案的副駝主，正憂心忡忡的對我作出詢問。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeZ1LTKDxr
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「答，當然是答啦！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVYKd2UB6U
看到邀請函的內容後，我整個人不自覺的亮起了一道冷笑，心想天主教那方這次實在是下了一步非常錯誤的棋子。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSR1nf4G4Y
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「這場比試若然我們不慎輸掉的話，別人只會是覺得理所當然。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlTdnRdLN0
但是若果我們能夠險中求勝的話，那麼我們飛天意粉神教便會在一晚之間聲名大噪起來！572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcL5p1mHiZJ
如此有趣的比試，我們又豈能錯過呢？」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiTjtXrxAi
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「飛駝主，果然英明！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUPCS7EWn9
女副駝主像是一名驚醒夢中人似的，明顯沒能想得到這次比試的價值竟是如此重大。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6iz1qonJ6
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「嗯，跟我聯絡一下西餐廚藝學院，我跟那邊姓白的會長頗有交情，他應該能夠在這次比試中幫得到手的。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GaJh6Vvn4
我打開銀包，把其中一張卡片交到女副駝主的手中。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7pP81OLsa
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「明白！我立刻去辦。」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX5Ib27hJg
女副駝主接過卡片、將要離開辦公室之際，我在最後一刻還是忍不住口，大聲喝令了她。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5miZvwoDaE
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「喂，拜託，下次吃完肉醬意粉之後，記緊抹乾淨嘴巴！」572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIcp4VOBIs
我用上手指和中指夾下數張放在枱前的紙巾，利用內勁使力一揮，紙巾便以時速四百公里之勢跨越十米左右的距離，啪一聲抵達在她的嘴巴之上。572Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1wSTGwqIh
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