俗語有云,輸人不輸陣,悶聲發大財。541Please respect copyright.PENANAnlweOPLUvp
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與另外三大宗教不同,飛天意粉神教既沒有資源,亦沒有人手,連最重要的後台也為之欠奉。541Please respect copyright.PENANAeFbHsA4R23
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三大教派信眾如今人才濟濟的坐在席上,呈割據三國之勢。541Please respect copyright.PENANAGzYvmaZoqu
我大飛天意粉神教今只有二人匹夫上陣,自當然要悶聲發大財,「不屑」同流合污同坐席上,而是找尋一個空氣涼爽的幽暗之處站立而企、休養生息,在適當的時候才粉墨登場鋒芒筆露。541Please respect copyright.PENANAPUBI8jQvmR
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「歡迎各位來賓前來聖母無原罪主教堂,我是今晚火雞比賽的大會司儀,燕修女。」541Please respect copyright.PENANA3V9YonmEuy
一名穿著黑白修女袍的聖職人員站在講台前,亳無怯場之意,想必是領經誦詞日子有功緣故,言行舉止甚具司儀風範。541Please respect copyright.PENANAxfLY82yLjC
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「這次比賽中,我們非常榮幸可以邀請得到『米芝蓮』的兩位專業評審,北來風,南請雨。541Please respect copyright.PENANAyfoN9JgBiY
兩位均出生自香港,是世界有名的野外求生專家,為了追尋世間珍稀美食不惜爬山涉水,在極地露營駐紮,絕對是敬業樂業的美食家!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAcF7cbtvkmY
為評審們作出簡短介紹後,燕修女把咪高峰遞到兩位評審面前,邀請兩位在大家面前說兩三句說話。541Please respect copyright.PENANA5HjWsU9bPX
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「大家好,我是北來風,我曾去過北極。」541Please respect copyright.PENANA8szU0J2SI5
年約三十頭的北來風女評審簡短說出這一句話後,便把咪高峰推到身旁的男評審面前。541Please respect copyright.PENANAgZ8N6svZVG
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「大家好,我是南請雨,我曾去過南極。」541Please respect copyright.PENANA63CmQg92sV
同是年約三十頭的南請雨男評審不知是否曾跟她預先合謀,同樣只是拋下一句精簡說話。541Please respect copyright.PENANAESMg94DnTW
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「嘩!看來我們今晚評審們的來頭可真是絕不惹少!541Please respect copyright.PENANAzot6nADfxM
分別見過北極熊及南極企鵝的兩位,究竟會用上甚麼的心態對待我們這位大廚的火雞作品呢?可真是讓人拭目以待呢!」541Please respect copyright.PENANASYFZdvuzko
燕修女此話剛完,禮拜堂的背景燈光亦漸漸變暗下來,四盞強力投射燈亦分別把光線射往今晚四位主角的所在位置。541Please respect copyright.PENANABW7ZPQsYyi
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「現在有請四大宗教派別的代表一同上台,為第一屆全港火雞烹飪比賽留下一個史詩性的存照,實踐和而不同的宗教之美!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAFcRX2tSvuu
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就是這樣,天主教蒙瑪竇主教、基督教藍玫瑰司鐸、佛教夢為和尚以及我飛天意粉神教總舵主飛時一同肩並肩的站成一線,在眾人熱烈的掌聲中留下一了道美妙的「倩影」。541Please respect copyright.PENANAjU0060CZnU
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據說,這張相片其後鑲嵌在一個以純金製成的相架裡頭,懸懸高掛在地下三層的禮拜堂側牆之上。541Please respect copyright.PENANAWP7Z4Tv3rd
事實是否如此,恐怕就只有天主教的高層成員才能夠得知,這是因為地下層數在任何時間一律是不會公開開放予任何信眾或資歷較淺的神職人員,今次可是為了舉辦火雞製作比賽才特別破例讓我們這些「閒雜人等」進入參觀而已。541Please respect copyright.PENANAnG3lOLqxhl
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合照完畢後,我們便移師到另一較為廣闊的空地,一系列的煮食工具亦已根據我們早前書面答覆的要求一一準備妥當。541Please respect copyright.PENANAiMb0NlCky6
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除了我們四位參賽者、兩名評審及大會司儀燕修女外,所有觀眾均被安排坐在設於比空地高一層的雅座位置,他們的景觀一律被一塊防彈級數的透明玻璃阻隔著。541Please respect copyright.PENANADLWuuudDRu
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「飛時,以防萬一,不如你把它攜帶在身吧?」541Please respect copyright.PENANABVVLAV7YPe
將要與甘香作短暫離別之際,她從衣服暗袋裡拿出一個由意粉編結成的蝴蝶結,把它塞到我的手中。541Please respect copyright.PENANAMueAIQP2e5
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「不必了!它在這裡根本就亳無用處可言!你就安心坐在雅座好好欣賞我的英姿吧!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAzJfplLyejB
我沒有多想的便把意粉蝴蝶結歸還給她。541Please respect copyright.PENANANXF8S91FJU
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事後回想,我在這裡可是犯下了一道老生常談的錯誤,過於輕敵、不夠審慎。541Please respect copyright.PENANAeTwbPMvtlq
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「那......好吧,願意粉之名祝你得到榮光!」541Please respect copyright.PENANABDRRbdYMZN
甘香尊重我的決定,收回蝴蝶結,並對我作出祝福。541Please respect copyright.PENANATQ9J1MFqno
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「嗯,願意粉之神與我們同在!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAY3DvPEEoi4
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「蒙主教,貴教的資源配套可真讓我感到羨慕萬分呢!541Please respect copyright.PENANA6AZy8Q6WFw
所有廚具配套均是最新型號,而且驟眼看來更是全新從沒用過,出手可真的是非常闊綽!」541Please respect copyright.PENANA2wf4K9DSi6
在我與甘時作告別之禮的同時,夢為和尚亦與蒙瑪竇主教作出了一系列的竊竊私語。541Please respect copyright.PENANAQaXQSGvN5Z
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「見笑了!只是一些有心的信徒送贈予教會的禮物而已!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAom8QO3RPCc
蒙瑪竇主教微笑道。541Please respect copyright.PENANAnkXQ90HCnT
「對比少林寺的廚房規模,這場面只是小毛見大毛而已!」541Please respect copyright.PENANA1iRW97Y0B5
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「那可未必!我聽聞位於主教堂的地下六層及七層分別是為秘密培訓金手指及金舌頭的大型廚房,我等寒寺的小型規模又豈能與貴教的重金投資規模相提並論呢?」541Please respect copyright.PENANAIy3TEHHcOM
夢為和尚單著眼睛,僅用上左眼與蒙主教對視。541Please respect copyright.PENANANFmoTktb38
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「哦?敢問夢為大師,你是從甚麼渠道得知這消息的呢?」541Please respect copyright.PENANAbPSJshezDA
蒙主教右手舉起玫瑰唸珠,憑著拇指及食指的彈動,逐顆逐顆移動唸珠起來。541Please respect copyright.PENANA1qVqghFtHH
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啪!541Please respect copyright.PENANAJIZnolcfPM
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夢為當機立斷伸出右手,加以強橫的暗勁緊握著蒙主教的右手,不讓玫瑰唸珠再度移動分毫。541Please respect copyright.PENANAITComM93in
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「道聽途說,道聽途說而已!蒙主教並不用如此認真!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAcigoB8a3hU
夢為閉上雙眼,直至感受到蒙主教生起放棄移動唸珠的意圖後,才敢停止使用內勁對他施壓。541Please respect copyright.PENANAqtPOOXx74m
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「嘖,與此大花金錢在建築無謂的雕像、十字架及這些廚具之上,那倒不如把它用在更有價值的地方,例如多舉辦一些信眾讀經茶點活動還好吧!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAK4WqBKgeUu
藍主鐸眼見全新的廚具以及空地四角擺滿雕像後,隨即雙手插袋,快速走過蒙主教身旁,輕輕拋下了一句嘲諷意味甚重的說話。541Please respect copyright.PENANAaD4t7Q0mdP
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蒙主教聽到此番說話後一點也沒有憤怒的意思,相反心裡更是感到滿懷安慰,有著一道如釋重負的感覺。541Please respect copyright.PENANAcLkm3rISPP
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他知道只要藍司鐸一日還抱有這天真想法的話,一日她也不會得以昇升至主教階級。541Please respect copyright.PENANAMEwjGjvEfb
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藍玫瑰可是一名實力及信仰均貨真價實的人物,若她長期被「鎖」在基督教司鐸級別的話,這對天主教來說就等於少了一道威脅,是一件可喜可賀之事。541Please respect copyright.PENANAqSQw0NAXue
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「呼,罪過,可真是罪過!」541Please respect copyright.PENANAbB4BfFF4er
大概能夠猜想得到蒙主教現時想法的夢為,不禁捏下一道冷汗,高呼罪過罪過。541Please respect copyright.PENANAxS3oxpphhu