「唔洗咁驚訝點解我會知你到咗,因為架𨋢un果下好嘈,聽咗十幾年慣晒。」Patrick慢慢行入工作枱。503Please respect copyright.PENANAky0TRMz8Bt
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「……」燈光反射下佢滑捋捋嘅光頭,真係恨不我想伸手摸一摸。503Please respect copyright.PENANA8p6klhoGJy
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補習社門口一打開,就見到一個鮮紅色嘅半身櫃,上面放咗幾個文件夾同埋一盆仙人掌,轉左向前行就有一塊壁報板,上面掛住啲學生獎項同埋師生合照,我見到有一個外藉老師同埋一個好似張衛健嘅人,應該就係Patrick,503Please respect copyright.PENANAKGEfaWneCz
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話說小弟細個都被呀媽迫參加過英文考試,好似係University of Cambridge ESOL Examinations。 Reading, Writing, Listening幾多分就唔提喇,但估唔到Speaking有5/5。細個講英文好似唔識怕羞咁,識幾多就講幾多,大個咗反而連中文都講得唔好。503Please respect copyright.PENANAqmaHcDvJnc
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Patrick催促我:「一陣慢慢畀你參觀,快啲過嚟畀啲資料我睇吓先。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAbsNSC06rZe
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望得太入神一時都唔記得咗自己嚟見工。503Please respect copyright.PENANACJ9ez7C2PX
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再行入補習社中心地帶就有兩間班房、一張老細枱、一張office工作枱。503Please respect copyright.PENANAxGSV7eiLyo
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我去咗佢張枱兼照待處坐低,坐低望住佢打開電腦,發現佢五官真係同張衛健一模一樣,頭髮當然係冇啦,不過佢下巴係有留羊咩鬚,所以應該唔係佢嚟。我果陣仲諗住叫佢喺我面前唱翻首身體健康嚟證明唔係佢本人。503Please respect copyright.PENANAtCJyP0ZKXf
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「係唔係好似張衛健呢,俾人誤會過好多次,有時返工搭巴士無啦啦有人叫我同佢影相,其實我之前係唔留鬚㗎,不過留咗鬚少咗好多人問我,所以就一直留。」佢視線從電腦螢幕轉向我雙眼。503Please respect copyright.PENANAg3mgGejO6B
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佢究竟係咪讀心神探嚟?503Please respect copyright.PENANAukBBl9YRx7
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我呃佢:「哦……都唔係好似姐。」503Please respect copyright.PENANA4PHSPSN55i
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佢好嚴肅咁講:「我依度唔請唔誠實嘅人,你可以走喇。」503Please respect copyright.PENANAR70h7FxQQO
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其實由細到大我都唔鍾意俾人睇穿個內心,所以好小事都會講大話,連對住我好朋友阿腳都會講,不過佢都已經習慣咗。503Please respect copyright.PENANAbwW3aFDwLq
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「其實都真係幾似,但pat鬚搞到唔係好似。」我繼續講大話,跌落地都要揦返拃沙啦,點都要維持自己嘅面子。503Please respect copyright.PENANArMj9x4Y7TZ
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「嗯……你攞啲資料嚟睇吓。」佢好似相信咗我。503Please respect copyright.PENANAe6RIJCaQBk
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「XXXX中學畢業,band3嚟,咁都入到U。」佢眉頭緊皺,一臉疑惑。503Please respect copyright.PENANA2D5swLKOZW
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「……」其實我對自己成績都幾慚愧。503Please respect copyright.PENANAu6Ga0GAGvS
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「DSE中文成績: 2、4、5*、2,overall 4;英文: 2、3、2、4,overall 3;數學: 5 ,你啲成績咁古怪嘅。」佢審視緊我張dse cert。503Please respect copyright.PENANAYhz24VxUtg
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我搲一搲頭:「考得差果啲因為前一晚訓得唔好。」503Please respect copyright.PENANArCvAs9bEhF
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「哦,你好彩喇,我哋依度請緊功課輔導老師,英文功課會有我或者另外一個外籍老師對,遲啲介紹你識。」503Please respect copyright.PENANA71gycUTDah
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我聽到之後鬆一口氣。503Please respect copyright.PENANAFWTzEgkhWr
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「嗱,我依度對老師得一個要求,就係要夠惡,你當我係學生,你試吓鬧我。」佢望住我整咗個狠樣比我睇。503Please respect copyright.PENANA3KoXuTPJiV
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好彩之前有睇東張西望仲有啲記憶。503Please respect copyright.PENANAHETnpr3eva
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「如果你喺個安全情況下真係要幫嗰個人,咁…咁…咁…要發出一個比較有震撼性少少既聲音,咁哩個震撼聲我就可以示範俾你睇,ARHAJIU!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAuxXirU0VyO
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「Patrick你嘈夠未呀。」我將ARHAJIU嘅精華用丹田運氣嗌出嚟。503Please respect copyright.PENANAy7CooCt8EE
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「……」空氣突然安靜。503Please respect copyright.PENANAK7s5o5N7hP
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佢無啦啦一野轟落張枱,用貫穿成層嘅咆哮聲:「何柏偉!你今日冇得放小息!」503Please respect copyright.PENANAx7vPZh7VgW
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唔知係咪佢氣場好大,搞到我好似成個小學生淨係識擘大個口望住佢。果然薑都係老嘅比較辣。503Please respect copyright.PENANAisKNh5ceUG
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「我諗你平時都好少大聲講野㗎喇,你可以試吓唔出聲用眼神嚇吓啲學生,因為你唔講野個樣都幾唔友善吓。」Patrick雙眼從下到上打量我。503Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4UaAgyFwd
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其實係咪姐係話我唔出聲個樣好西。503Please respect copyright.PENANARDUxbfWghr
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「好喇,其實都可以唔洗咁惡嘅,我同個外藉老師Cindy兩個都咁惡,你間唔中扮吓好人咁樣仲好。」佢終於露出一個比較寬容嘅樣。503Please respect copyright.PENANAxpFU2ixUkO
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「@#$%!?」啲老細係咪好鍾意玩見工嘅人。503Please respect copyright.PENANAbn3lVtCazK
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「最後想問吓你覺得咩係自由,其實我就當請咗你,所以你唔洗咁緊張點答,我想知道依家大學生係咩諗法姐。」佢無啦啦變得好正經。503Please respect copyright.PENANA0dVZxwGXzm
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由於我個人真係好多疑,我內心不斷糾纏究竟佢係講真話定想試我呢?503Please respect copyright.PENANAKDCZNFhVCB
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