行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJSOEUVK4C
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4Pe8aXWcX
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs9rAUwDlk
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjSyr3Xm3W
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuU2pWWiM6
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2Arokvznp
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr53vP3k9v
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoC6J26bOW
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5Y9v4vpv2
「……」我繼續唔講野。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWz3BwMIm5
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8e8U4d3OI
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqHyjirpov
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1lFDEQZxj
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpIUxyUcfU
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCeLlmA2Xl
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ibnIBLYY
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzq1q1yURl
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsCXliDgH9
「……」我腦內突然hang機。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokpuFipNcw
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8EsxBuSZP
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgynyu2lHwr
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUIowXxRiT
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa9FLYU2QF
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFPJwWdVnw
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAFvtPgBnc
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9uEIwNXKt
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4nxTlxYH1
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosYMjvFhI2
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCe0djMOGXA
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuLcKTq1RJ
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt4bFqL20S
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROKTpFNJpq
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7mR4BSm67
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JyreQax8P
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5PyDPQpSn
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyXRy9GwP9
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0f2BN2qd9
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMOxRms0LE
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSOWF4xEZD
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsQDhBKy1Z
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwsfkCGSy8
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAND4dq3UIU
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5AVG7ABSn
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pf4F5QR5u
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytzwwn1saq
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZACgiI38Fq
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1am0Qt3ZoS
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvqheDIT6J
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0UIYGRE7a
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4SI6Iucn9
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBGTeHLLE1
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5KDPRiaa7
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWwx98SWRF
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4Ya4oXrpB
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDjyX2iPtV
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs45IYT4Cq6
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGym3IlIQP
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCxUK73Rbj
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv6wGhNRI2
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtrTOaNr8U
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8SODTE92W
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yi56UcFGX
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DvxyU7jQf
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S8ZZndAyc
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4AopwzjXl
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LW7fogqxf
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklHoUEY3ae
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpILFAlK0i
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIQc9O7SND
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4Uu9HMy2N
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO7tlW8kVG
「拜拜。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oabphJufZ
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A6ygUl9uU
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuq6P0G7Vn
436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqmA3J0oKH
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vV6NISS8F
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