行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGrhCku9YK
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN4I9JsJWZ
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDDXH38TlO
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kjiYzT2V9
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFZ9xBRJG7
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeRUmszdjI
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8LYDcztIR
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ypBD14Be2
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjgnIBRoNq
「……」我繼續唔講野。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNWVt5QaNe
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHJ2FlGVYP
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoxJcYiWxl
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG7hWkjwak
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD7spseSfa
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa8imao3xj
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9Pl9U5ibY
「……」我腦內突然hang機。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1xEeS5PPM
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8wvqOry9P
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9L5AD9on3H
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT6gpo97jG
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OmVPXlHvL
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn4nkhZxPA
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwZEyfEUN6
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWekxYex6Qr
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVJv3d53P5
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsFb4cmBw7
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTy4UOqgSiN
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVWzoma8P2
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo9iJWe1Mz
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkEmRDtjgJ
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJoFSFmBxl
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6euW3iyM4D
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVu3YeyGcy
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXoqU8y9E4
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakMFlvBAPm
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2izyCs9Pza
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uaiXeSxbe
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQgS0QPesa
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgqYjKDAFy
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaZiXMZ2bB
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Axm4QiTkM
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABCrt0CKcv
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qif9MU1iJ
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzznnc3uBQ
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumhDtQ0MzD
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oULZMymbq
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55ml9VCt9N
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyDjOUHEEN
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAl4VaRwA2
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJinO6NWa2
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALvXQ5Mbux
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggfV6d8Oyz
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTe4zld5Fo
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn1flUmJQT
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZhYII0OlO
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJSzoFpdy2
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNbe9uQewR
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhAvNDFJAU
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ8a75mVeL
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgiovlKsLR
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUUWCdFz7T
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCczs181c78
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS60VBIC1L
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeANct5uk2N
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKx7RAD814e
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUffNROsaJ
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2hf8W6LNe
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8qREFJvoN
「拜拜。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5w0R1mk7O
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AGTPJuGyV
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5qC2Jp1Ka
406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuAfkCWB07
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreyxQmlbEN
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