行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeOjpDL75k
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6KcurkgNc
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6FRQ32FFh
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpKh83jkaS
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBr944o1hD
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「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxC7n9TBrX3
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「……」我繼續唔講野。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU1NOIho8z
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3lrppvAtc
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkh6Xb9BIl
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PkzolpcsG
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnmkK6CNV6
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「……」我腦內突然hang機。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrbE4zximg
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM5fWSxMvf
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我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWKVGyfptK
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「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2pl6Bzk9E
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忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyawTVv1s8D
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAuRLMf0pq
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjgvgBNJRV
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我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK9vEKWaNr
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佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhKfa4vPrO
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqY7ZpfT1S
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvDwTlLMyt
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFY2Bmhym3
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佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7TNaJ4etQ
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoicXtBZnO
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdt8F4kUiN
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVWOFRWf0I
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9xycfzMVP
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdt8BVFS8i
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO21VU5Lb9
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LlaMtDMxE
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「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnFd0O7CYb
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9ndCylvSK
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzw5ZRtqbU
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn0O46k1HB
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過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KQw7yvxHa
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Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW4aZVCA1y
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「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFQUDKAAzo
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「拜拜。」399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2lDqdw5Va
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbbmhbUOg6
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其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。399Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKRBwj6aU1
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