鋤禾日當午,汗滴禾下土。 434Please respect copyright.PENANAjNDVGunbW6
誰知盤中飧,粒粒皆辛苦。434Please respect copyright.PENANAplD6yelN7k
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嗯...434Please respect copyright.PENANA7kgcJ9PxbZ
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦,烈日當空之下,辛苦地在田間鋤地。434Please respect copyright.PENANAquNWaW6RPE
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。434Please respect copyright.PENANA094V7h8fBZ
這句詩句,可說是簡直是害人不淺,人類文明的一大障礙。(好吧我誇張了,李兄莫怪...)434Please respect copyright.PENANAE9LI22qxCa
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話說在我小學三年級的時候,到好友家中打遊戲機,兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒,開懷暢飲,交錯觥籌,好不痛快。434Please respect copyright.PENANA24YTez8Zee
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然而,天下無不散之延席,時針踏上六字,也是時候回家吃飯了。434Please respect copyright.PENANAbGl09m3aZv
「呵呵...這麼高興,不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家,笑瞇瞇的說道。434Please respect copyright.PENANAURyfklGpUu
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「好啊!」
就這樣,我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會,朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的,說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的,就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。434Please respect copyright.PENANAHjrUXpMbTu
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然而,她的烹飪技巧卻是...434Please respect copyright.PENANA96kT57VRnr
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嗯...別樹一幟。434Please respect copyright.PENANACbUlllQ8aC
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯, 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。434Please respect copyright.PENANAUmGJ9B5EDq
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餸菜就先別提了,每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜,第一口吃下去的時候,是鹹的,非常的鹹,鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。434Please respect copyright.PENANA0qL7tITETa
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第二口吃下去,卻是甜的,這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽,然後再加回大量的鹽...434Please respect copyright.PENANAvlTtHiSrDO
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然而,吃了兩口之後,我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣,再吃下去,我感覺自己的生命會有危險。434Please respect copyright.PENANAMd5iqILGty
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餸菜不能吃,我還有飯嘛!434Please respect copyright.PENANAUBNvy76neC
所謂飯才是主食,其他都是陪襯而已。434Please respect copyright.PENANAO0RRICzQGX
而且,現代人煮飯,也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已,應該沒有問題...吧...434Please respect copyright.PENANAcpvh9xPzxz
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萬沒想到,白飯,竟然是生的!434Please respect copyright.PENANALgfIugVuiJ
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所謂米不成炊,生米沒有煮成熟飯。434Please respect copyright.PENANAEXHMbfpJ7t
那爽脆的口感,難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。434Please respect copyright.PENANAqfoT82hw0z
偷偷看向旁邊的好友,卻見他早有經驗,只盛了一小碗的白飯,斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。434Please respect copyright.PENANAsSU1PDMZ3u
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而我,卻是盛了一大碗的白飯,以求大快朵頤!434Please respect copyright.PENANAsJqLS8JtRq
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「我飽了!」好友吃光碗中的白飯,便是大叫一聲,匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中,整個動作行雲流水,絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。434Please respect copyright.PENANACXkaOLc67B
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還有這一著!434Please respect copyright.PENANA0X2MzY6AVS
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「我也飽了!」我眼前一亮,夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨,我也拿起飯碗,便是要走到廚房。434Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6RowtGOMI
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「慢著!你還未吃完呢!」一道溫柔的女聲,把我最後的希望扼殺。434Please respect copyright.PENANANULRRGBkqE
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊,小鶴!」434Please respect copyright.PENANAUXQUUL5mw1
(嗯,我不叫小鶴,不過名字只是代號啦...)434Please respect copyright.PENANAeDpVH3Keb5
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天啊!李紳,我恨你!434Please respect copyright.PENANApolVIbRe2Z
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誰知盤中飧,粒粒皆辛苦。434Please respect copyright.PENANAdDu0IGCSYg
這次又是另一番的體會,每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。434Please respect copyright.PENANAYV5ZOQcmpW
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