鋤禾日當午，汗滴禾下土。 416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugayBO4xPU
誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngwSqIGFQI
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嗯...416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBxpeZE8rH
雖說農夫耕作真的很辛苦，烈日當空之下，辛苦地在田間鋤地。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXBKIaiOy0
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但說真的寫這首詩的李紳還真是不知道劣食的可怕。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5sYNYWFHU
這句詩句，可說是簡直是害人不淺，人類文明的一大障礙。（好吧我誇張了，李兄莫怪...）416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayIr2wt7tv
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話說在我小學三年級的時候，到好友家中打遊戲機，兩個好友拿著可樂裝作是啤酒，開懷暢飲，交錯觥籌，好不痛快。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXqT5K0VMD
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然而，天下無不散之延席，時針踏上六字，也是時候回家吃飯了。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfHjR3tRtt
「呵呵...這麼高興，不如留下來吃個便飯吧...」朋友的姨姨剛巧在家，笑瞇瞇的說道。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG3p3F2GFi
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「好啊！」
就這樣，我做了當時人生最錯誤的決定。
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請別誤會，朋友的姨姨還真的挺友善的，說什麼也是笑瞇瞇的，就像是和藹可親的鄰家阿姨一樣。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBomqZm8dTu
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然而，她的烹飪技巧卻是...416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpLwrwrTwg
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嗯...別樹一幟。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CimwXpZ3E
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沒想到這一餐「便」飯， 原來是指那味道跟...大便...差不多。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rpGdLHxKs
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餸菜就先別提了，每一口都是帶著不同的驚喜，第一口吃下去的時候，是鹹的，非常的鹹，鹹得腎臟也是像要離我而去的那種。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM21940fHo
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第二口吃下去，卻是甜的，這讓我很懷疑是啊姨把糖當成鹽，然後再加回大量的鹽...416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLfsvFdOqz
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然而，吃了兩口之後，我便失去了再吃下去的勇氣，再吃下去，我感覺自己的生命會有危險。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rvC5etxU0
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餸菜不能吃，我還有飯嘛！416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yaeUQ5ujp
所謂飯才是主食，其他都是陪襯而已。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pfpVV7LDo
而且，現代人煮飯，也只是把米粉放進電飯煲而已，應該沒有問題...吧...416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6E1Ferxlj
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萬沒想到，白飯，竟然是生的！416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRkbZ4CNFI
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所謂米不成炊，生米沒有煮成熟飯。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEgQ2SCgVa
那爽脆的口感，難以下嚥的硬度...至今還是讓我難以忘懷。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04duXALgDs
偷偷看向旁邊的好友，卻見他早有經驗，只盛了一小碗的白飯，斯文地一小口一小口的吃著。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Iskv2Tg7
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而我，卻是盛了一大碗的白飯，以求大快朵頤！416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ153jvJOZvE
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「我飽了！」好友吃光碗中的白飯，便是大叫一聲，匆匆把飯碗放在廚房中，整個動作行雲流水，絲毫沒有給他的姨姨添飯的機會。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm3mPL9cAN
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還有這一著！416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwgsUuTC1K
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「我也飽了！」我眼前一亮，夫子步亦步,夫子趨亦趨，我也拿起飯碗，便是要走到廚房。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtSW6bq2Fp
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「慢著！你還未吃完呢！」一道溫柔的女聲，把我最後的希望扼殺。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdH5UEJKgs
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「粒粒皆辛苦啊，小鶴！」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2cU9rKN68
（嗯，我不叫小鶴，不過名字只是代號啦...）416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzofFST6gY7
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天啊！李紳，我恨你！416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpFtVTDgZe
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誰知盤中飧，粒粒皆辛苦。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LljL5RW3O
這次又是另一番的體會，每一粒都是吃得很辛苦。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy1FT7pCE4
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