Hogwarts honestly was a normal school complete with being the most dangerous as well the students said and gossiped around the block they even said that the most insane thing they ever saw around here is some muggle-born being freaked out and going on and on about the staircase making them lost and confused.
But if you tried to say it right now in the case of Hogwarts now then you're horribly wrong even downright criminal to think about this place being sane at all the gossipers said about unspeakable sounds and insane screaming from the alchemy classroom and some of the many rooms around the place as well trust them it's true.
What are they talking about? Well here are were three teachers appointed suddenly one is Edward Elric the loud one and is actually a genius without showing it then Rin Okumura the cute one dub the girls of the class very knowledgeable and none out of all is Yato the other loud one but clearly downright insane with something or someone.
"The idiot and useless students we can't even move on to a more important subject without a question of can we make this or that fucking hell Allen tell me why am I here again!" The dubbed genius of the group walked out pissed as hell at someone?
"Ed you do really need anger management but give the students time and information maybe it will change?" A white-haired man walked out with him comforting him.
"Ah be the teacher then ya know they are just idiots that likes pointing their sticks at each other!" The genius added getting pissed more while the white-haired man just smiled.
"If I could I've already done that but secrecy is everything in our order and it's not easy being a counselor to horny teenagers and assholes as well I think that." The dubbed sweet one said.
"Oh~ at least ya have that but being able to teach someone without problem is impossible huh?" The genius agreed to damn whomever he's talking to he's must reasonable as hell
Allen did think for a while that the love of his life is already growing insane as the time goes on with him teaching here there are a lot of rumors that makes him want to laugh out loud one of those is Ed killing someone if they failed honestly that one is not true most of the time Ed just tutors them or gives them advice then he moves on.
Another funny rumor that has been going around the school is that Allen and Yato have hit off for two weeks already at how they've been together almost every day and professor Rin is nowhere to be seen whenever that happens oh~ Allen thought "these people are idiots huh?"
That are just the funny rumors around the school but honestly speaking with Allen they have the worst ideas ever to be made one thing that actually made him laugh out loud is the students confronting them about that one rumor of Ed being with Snape for crying out loud that one is the blackmail for years to come.
"Actually just a funny rumor they have said I've hit off with Rin-Kun which in case you have noticed that asshole Yato would kill me first before I could even get to Rin first!" Edward complained but smiling softly too.
"Yato-san seemed to go insane with the amount of less time he's getting with Rin-Kun huh? And you and Rin-Kun hitting it off that's impossible with how possessive Yato-san is with him!" Allen joked while smiling softly too now.
"That attention-hungry asshole HA! It's death before ya can even make a move on Rin-Kun and even by then you're already on a death row as well!" Edward fired back almost happily as well.
"Rin-Kun must be extra stressed now that his students don't even know how to defend themselves must be a pain in the ass huh?" Allen joked ominously honestly Ed can see horns in his head now.
When Allen said Yato is fucking insane he meant it actually the more the time goes with Rin's classes the more the God feels and getting insane with being an attention whore as well "It's so funny when Rin said that Yato already sulking somewhere in the castle right now" Allen thought while giggling softly as well.
The poor God's insanity with his demon is beyond control there have been reports of people being pranked hard somewhere in their dorms or worse in the classrooms as well maybe even while the class is ongoing it's endlessly amusing for Ed and Allen as well.
Ed's insanity with Allen is worth mentioning in this pile as well there have been reports of failing multiple times without any reasons why in Ed's class but that one has been proven wrong every time maybe the students that are actually way too cocky just got there but honestly who would not be enamored with Ed as well.
"Now... Yato-san said about Yokai's being affected by something demonic here IDK honestly ya know Rin-Kun being a demon right?" Ed asked curiously Rin-Kun's instincts do not lie.
"Demonic huh? Yato-san said something about the history of the barriers most specifically forbidden grounds having that bloodshed type but never actually killing someone in there right?" Allen fired back curious as well Yato-san never revealed a lot of information too.
"Yup like alchemy having that evil stone without using lives and spitting your soul into seven HA! everything here is possible somehow!" Ed complained cursing in his native language multiple times now while Allen smiled.
"Demonic or not Rin-Kun somehow knows something's up with the old man now huh? Rin-Kun instincts never fail to see more problems with that man." Allen added happily while Ed is still cursing softly beside him.
"Fucking hell I know about that but if Rin-Kun instincts are to be believed then what are the supposed limitations of being a demon he might know about this right?" Ed asked curiously while both of them walked to the bridge
"That one we never actually tried but when Harry-Kun heard about Hoxruces being used in the chamber it was let's just say very weak and fragile so maybe the darker the magic is the more it's getting useless..." Allen trailed off in a tangent.
Well here's the mini version of the story basically Yato-san learned about the chamber of secrets and having a high leveled Yokai being under the school being incredibly pissed at the old man for endangering the students he destroyed the whole place down which in case if haven't noticed is super strong leaving the diary to be destroyed by Rin-Kun props to the two for that.
Now when the two blonds got here with the task of destroying souls they never actually said to protect Harry-Kun at the same time but honestly, that boy or student has the potential to be monsters just like his parents is there's is no telling when Ed gets that hunch.
Ed's hunch about this place being more than it seems like is actually no fucking true an evil or philosopher's stone the one that uses lives being here and out on the open to be stolen that old man definitely has some kind of plan to lure or get someone in Harry-Kun is the best strategy right?
"Rendering something useless just because of dark magic does answer some questions but how about light magic does it make something useless the more power he put in it?" Ed asked still pondering on that one subject that Allen said.
"Well...let's put it like this whenever magic flows dark magic makes something useless because of how taboo is it but there's always a possibility that it will do the opposite right?" Allen tested out softly while smiling as Ed's face lights up.
"That's fucking right Allen light magic can also do useless while it's a higher chance that it makes it stronger but who's can say what is light and what is dark somehow something just clicked?" Ed said excitedly at finally answering that question.
"You will never know with these types honestly we only been here for 9 months on our time now," Allen said half-seriously while looking around for a while.
"Yeah that one does make sense but for the sake of sanity I will just probably don't touch the library, for now, God fuck there's way too much-contradicting information at all!" Ed complained softly while looking at a distance,
Allen just nods at Ed listening in looking around for some time and then smirked evilly at the same time walking slowly on Ed's back the first he meant first thing he always loves is the smell of Ed's hair and body glancing at the relaxed state of his insane lover.
Finally, at Ed's back noticing that Allen is at his back fully knowing that his demon is going to start trouble now at the same time, he wants some alone time with Allen right now so.. the insane lover lets him do whatever he wants for now if this asshole does something dirty Ed swears that he's dead meat.
Allen hugged him from the behind and lets his face stay in Ed's shoulders smiling softly at a setting sun his insane lover knowing that something will come up sooner he quickly kissed Allen shocked at first but kissed back as well both of their taste minglings with each other filling up their senses with extremely new taste now.
"Huh we've never had any time like this I was so used to having less time with you and that one was hard at the same time..." Ed trailed off while Allen smiled at him softly.
"I was too you know that's the difference between us and Yato-san and Rin-Kun their relationship in their world is still new as well so... they need more time with each other!" Allen answered curiously while staring off in the night sky.
"Being in a relationship like theirs is harder because both of them are lonely for a long time with us it's a different case we were never alone at this point!" Ed said happily while kissing Allen's cheeks.
"Yeah theirs is harder I hope in time they will have a balance and somehow Yato grows less insane now!" Allen joked softly while Ed giggles.
"That will never happen Yato will be his insane self, as usual, I wonder what the sounds were in different rooms as well ah~ that's why people are getting scarred huh?" Ed joked hard while Allen softly agrees as well.
"And they still said you and Rin-Kun hit off as well some people are just pure idiots huh!" Allen fired back happily while Ed's soft smile can be seen.
"True words have never been saying there, Allen!" Ed agreed happily while staring at the stars.
Wanna know why Ed's failing people multiple times? The first reason there are just pure idiots like they don't know what type of metal or chemical they are currently using right now! The second one is rare and never seen before he gets jealous sometimes ya know and if you touch Allen the wrong way without his permission you fail and death row as well.
Ed never said that he will never fail any of his students when he presented the riddle that the teacher said he has given them a month and honestly half of the students failed instantly so... it's not his fault for wrong teaching he just thinks that the students should try harder with a time limit as well they can't just be babied this much.
Ed's teaching might be brutal for anyone that has gone through them but for the veterans, it's admiration for how smart/genius he is with his profession as well some people might even say that professor Rin's teaching is more good than this hell hole but you have to experience this in order to say a review as well.
"Your eyes shine right now do you know that Allen?" Ed teased a bit while Allen blushed cause of surprise.
"Yours too whenever the sun is God are we going to sappy land now Ed?" Allen fired back happily while putting his head on Ed's shoulders.
"What if we are? Allen, I wanted to ask what if we get married someday huh that makes my name Walker now huh? Ed fired back it's rare that he is sappy.
"HAI that's true then we're going to have kids just like Yato-san and Rin-Kun's family is," Allen said excitedly those days are growing nearer now.
"I like the thought of you growing pregnant or something it will look cute on you but it's not possible now!" Ed teased softly while Allen blushed madly at the thought of it happening.
"You idiot! At least you know it's not possible so let's not do it every night you have a free day that's actually your goal right!?" Allen said loudly while looking away.
"Hmmm... how do you know? If that were my goal then I will be transmutation something or even using an evil stone then for that?" Ed fired back giggling softly at his cute lover.
"Ok, then you got me this time..." Allen admitted disappointed at the same time.
"By far being married seemed a good idea living our lives without danger is what I actually wish for every time it's hard to know we are never getting one," Ed said softly they both know about this fact.
"I know." Allen just let out disappointed and depressed now.
Allen's life is in constant danger being the 14th host will do you a death row Noah or not they already suspected them by this time so what's the point of hiding if they can also track you or worse that's why he got in the order again and planned out that he wants to kill off whoever killed his master even if it takes his life as well.
Honestly, Allen and Rin-Kun's lives have some similarities as well both of them in a death row for what they are the cause of a taboo in them it's different but similar so much that it makes somehow a sense that losing even more now cripples both of them more than ever.
Allen just stayed his head on Ed's shoulder smiling brightly at least he found some solace within this boy even it so little he won't let it go Ed just stared off into the night sky stars lighting up the place even his insane lover as well Ed's hair shining softly as he stared at it they just sat there admiring the sky.
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