"You see I was a young lad, I had just joined the police. For some reason no matter how hard I tried no one fell in love with me. All the girls I liked would always look to Mr.Fancyson and admire his muscular body. Which by the way he no longer has, Ha!" Kevin's father let out a small laugh, after all, Mr.Fancyson was now stout.
"Hey! I still have my abs...It's just that I am in disguise!" Mr.Fancyson had to defend himself.
"One day I heard a woman screaming! With my trusty gun, I ran to the scene only to find her squealing at a picture of Mr.Fancyson. I had thought that I would finally find my happy ending but no."
"Hey, what is the meaning of this? Why are you telling us you love failures instead of what you mean by Kevin's new father?" Mr.Fancyson yelled.
"Patience. I am almost getting there. Okay now, so one day I heard a woman screaming. thankfully this time it wasn't because of Mr.Fancyson. With my trusty gun, I ran to the scene only to find a woman screaming because a dog was biting her leg! I shot the dog off her leg and waited for the woman to come and hug me and then we would get married! As predicted the woman walked to me. I could see she had fallen in love with me. She then slapped me with her purse that weighed...a lot! She then yelled at me for killing her dog! Why the heck was HER dog biting her? Why was she screaming if she didn't want help!" As Kevin's father went on to runt about his young self some people began to doze off out of boredom.
How was any of that related to Kevin?
"Oh and so one day as I was walking I--"
"Please no more..." Mr.Simpson pleaded. Mark too got tired and joined the group of Kevin and Erick who seemed to be laughing gleefully.
"I was getting to that part! One day as I was walking, I came across a dead body. It was around a 12-year-old boy. I immediately took him to the hospital and bumped into Mr.Fancyson who was holding a bag of blood for some reason. Luckily the boy was saved but he did not remember anything. No case of a missing person was filed too. I decided to name the child Kevin. Now that's where you come in." Kevin's father pointed at Mr.Fancyson.
"Now what did I do?"
"After some research, I found out that he was your son."
"What? That's preposterous!" Mr.Fancyson could not believe it. "I only had two sons," he added.
"Exactly in which you killed one. Kevin, also known as Simon."
What? So Kevin IS Simon? Everyone watching was surprised. There was a great twist in this story. So that means Mark and Kevin are brothers?!
"Don't be silly!" Mr.Fancyson could not believe it. He simply refused to believe that that annoying boy is his son!
"It's the truth!"
"Yes! We are cousins!" Erick couldn't help but feel excited. Kevin on the other hand was worried. He now had to rewrite his schedule again! Can these people just make up their minds if he is leaving or staying!
Before anyone moves a familiar person walks into the room.
She was none other than the Mayor and the wife to Mr.Fancyson.
"I leave town for some time and I find that it is my family that is causing problems! Kidnapping, stealing, kidnapping, singing horribly, gathering angry mobs and Mother? Mother, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be with father on retirement?" Mayor, Mrs.Fancyson spoke to her Mother-in-law.
"And you! Didn't I leave in charge? Did you attend the fundraiser? Did you make sure the new town hall was completed? Did you visit the retirement home and..." Mrs.Fancyson went on to yell at Mr.fancyson. She was most scary when angry that no one dared to utter a word.
"And killing and kidnapping our son? And making our other son turn evil and not telling me anything?"
"Honey, I think you should relax...You just came back from vacation..." Mr.Fancyson tried to calm the feisty woman.
"Don't 'honey' me. See? this is what happens if I try to rest! This--" Mr.Fancyson has no choice but to drag her away leaving the rest silent.
"SO...Who's up for a party?" Mr.Simpson suggested and everyone even the citizens began cheering!
Might I remind you that there should be some arresting here! I mean someone was killed! And kidnapped! And stolen! There are a lot of crimes!! What are the police doing in this town? Argh! It's hopeless trying to beat some sense into all of you! >_<
Soon the whole town was celebrating! There was a party. Note that it was two in the morning.
"What the heck is going on in the next town?" The Mayor of the neighboring town asked.
"It is not a matter of concern" The assistant answered him.
"Oh, but it is, It's noise pollution!"
"I want to make a toast," Mr.Simpson called everyone to attention. "This is to kidnapping, stealing, and getting away with it! And also to the reunion of our big family! Cheers!"
"Cheers!" Everyone said raising their glasses.
"And for a little show, my son Erick will perform a song!" Mr.Simpson announced as Erick got on the stage.
As he took the microphone, he straightened himself.
He turned to the crowd but to his surprise, everyone but his father and Kevin were gone!"
"I should be first I am the Mayor's mother-in-law!" Mrs.Son yelled as she pushed the thousands of people who were fighting at the exit.
"No, I should be first because I was once the father of the son of the Mayor!" Kevin's ex-father yelled!
"Run for your lives for this is not going to be pleasing!" Gaby Smuch announced as she pushed herself out the door.
Everyone was going rampage. They would do anything but listen to Erick sing!!
Meanwhile. Mr. and Mrs. Fancyson enjoyed their time away from people!
Erick took this opportunity and began to sing. This time, he sang perfectly well with perfect keys. Everyone was surprised. After fighting for the exit is when he can sing well? Some were injured! Some were even trampled on! If only they knew that he would sing well, maybe they wouldn't have left! But there was no going back.
~The End~
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